Normies, I'm not telling you to get out, I'm begging you. Please I'll literally do anything. I'm seriously crying, this is the last place for me and you're bullying me even here. I'm a pathetic loser and you are better than me, you're successfully, I'm just a beta failure who isn't worthy enough to be your dick holder. But please I beg you please just leave I don't care at what cost.
ever considered that you acting like this right here is the tantamount flaw that cripples you?
>>28754104
buy me a copy of bad rats and you got a deal
>>28754104
hey, dude if you feel that r9k is being overrun with normies just give me your kik/skype/or steam
>>28754104
Nah. I think I'll stay.
No, fuck you
Orgi anal
Get on your knees.
I'll make you beg.
>>28754104
OP, I am also a robot and I think you are a really cool guy
Robot solidarity, death to the bourgoi-- I mean normies
No, because you are a weak faggot.
Btw yesterday i got a blowjob, shit was cash.
>>28754104
I'll leave but only if you stop coming here for a month.
And call this number everyday 3479758956
To tell me how a day without your precious r9k was
>>28754168
South Korea alert.
>have to check box that says I'm not a robot.
>tfw no desperate, crying robot of my own
>tfwywn scoop up a robot and forcefully eject them from their internet hugbox home to take them around the world and show them new places and feed them new foods and teach them how to dance and sing and how to love themselves
I'll leave if you come with me bbygrl
>>28754155
Post yours, I am too shy
>>28754274
Ayyy lmao. How'd you guess?
>>28754361
Because I too live in South Korea.
>>28754147
Does it really matter? What the fuck is your problem? You think I'm the one with the problem when you just go around and step on me like I'm filth telling me my issues are nothing like you would know. All you fucking normies are the same, boohoo did you have a text message fight with your gf. You think you know what it's like when girls literally can't stand being in your proximity or when people ignore you because they think your rude for having bad communication skills. Just get fucked and blog about it someplace else. I'm not memeing either I cry easy which people always find gross and I've been going constantly because even here now you keep shitting on me, you want to see me hurt, you get off on it. You can't let me have anything, You seek me out. I can't be a happy pathetic man, I have to have my face rubbed in gravel constantly by you.
>>28754168
What's it like being a black bro in South Korea?
>>28754390
That's cool af anon. How do you like it here? Have you fucked any Koreans?
>>28754505
It's not too bad most of the time.
>>28754308
which one skype/kik/or steam?
>>28754104
The normies need to get the fuck out. "Lel I'm a quirky introvert heheh I only fucked 5 girls I'm a robot" those people, go the fuck back to plebbit.
I will throw my poop jug at the next normie I see.
>>28754520
Fucked a few. Even one with fake tits. Was pretty sweet. One of my co-teachers wants to bang a black guy. So if you're down, you should hit me up.
>>28754104
>>28754155
>>28754308
>>28754546
please,please respond
i have to go to bed soon
kill yourself then you fucking anime watching faggot
that's the only way you'll escape us
>>28754918
No Skype /r9k/ group ever worked out because real Robots are too nervous to post their Skype or be involved with conversation.
>>28754958
i am not inviting tis guy to a group
i want to have 1 on conversation and maybe play vidya
>>28754104
It's as if you think normies have any kind of empathy or compassion for those beneath them. You might as well be begging a dog not to shit in the house.
>>28754996
1 on 1*
Compared to boards like /jp/, /r9k/ is one of the most normie boards to begin with. Ya'll dont even have peeing in bottles threads.
>>28754918
>>28754918
>>28754918
Give it a rest, kid. Take a hint.
Perhaps seek help somewhere thats not /r9k/
>>28755032
>Ya'll dont even have peeing in bottles threads
There was just a thread a couple of months about some guy who had a literal piss barrel that insects made their new home
>>28755054
i remember this
that was great
>>28755041
There they are, there they go again.
>Something must be wrong with you lmao
>seek help
There's nothing wrong with someone just because they're not you. No one wants "help" just so they can be like you, as if you're better than everybody else.
I'll leave if you suck me off closet fag. I bet you love sucking off a normie dick
>>28755203
Fuck off op is mine.
>>28755244
Hey bro calm down no need to get aggressive, have fun with the fuckboy
>>28755274
You're so pathetic it makes me sick.
>>28755294
Woah bro what's this aggression for? No need to get aggressive bro we're all bros here
I fucked 2 girls. Should I leave?
>>28755369
No, fucking people doesn't disqualify you from being a robot. I've fucked a small number of people from Tinder and Grindr.
>>28755387
Thank you anon. The second girl I fucked literally asked me why I don't look people in the eyes and how she thought I didn't knew how to do a rimjob.
Let them know it bothers you and I'm sure they will stop.
>>28754104
It's over, anon; they're not going to leave. I wish I could tell you where else to go, but I don't know either.
Maybe we'll stumble across a nice IRC or Minecraft server or something.
>>28756069
Go to wizchan or 8gag's /r9k/. Both have rules against normies and women.
>>28756096
Wiz is too slow since I usually just lurk (I run out of content to read), and I just assumed 8 was just as bad. Maybe I'll try the latter.
>>28754918
Here you go if you're still here friend, kik isrigdecai0
>>28754104
Naw dude I like it here
I got laid last night bythedubs
>saw a thread earlier today
>"What was the lewdest thing you have ever done?"
>Numerous comments detailing sexual contact with women
>nearly every post is something social and not weird at all
>No "fuck off normalfag" anywhere
>Wonder if I clicked on the wrong board or something
>Look at the URL
>/r9k/
>What
I feel so out of place now
>>28756144
8/r9k/ isn't bad as long as you aren't expecting instant replies, but it feels more like r9k used to be like
>>28754104
>I'm seriously crying
lel what a fucking baby grow up and get over it
>>28754104
go to tumblr. This is no safe space
>>28754104
Why not go to r/foreverunwanted or sluthate. There's legit incels on those websites, r9k has always been for failed normies desu.
>>28754104
You're cute.
t. a robot
>>28754104
normies srsly need to gtfo
I want to bully op's penis <:3
Just be yourself, dude. Seriously, people will like you if you do what comes naturally.
>>28760419
has anyone ever browsed that website and went off to kill people? I'm not OP, but that's why I am here. those kind of people are the people i like being around. the outcasts and desperate and the ones who just can't take it. when Reddit has killers on it, ill go there.
