Would you rather A) have a gf or B) discover you have telekinetic powers?If you choose B you have autism and this is the reason you can't ge a gf.
Can I have a gf with telekinetic powers?And who can transfer her powers over to me for a period of time through sex?
>>28752806
Yes, but whenever she does that you also get turned into a girl until the period of time is up.
>>28752743
Honestly depends on the telekinetic powers.
>>28752834
Hmmmmm...
Does she stay a girl or turn into a man?
>>28752852
>Honestly depends on the telekinetic powers.
This. Also on the gf.
>>28752852
How can telekinetic powers differ? There's only one kind of telekinesis. You can exert force on stuff without touching it with your physical body.
>>28752863
either way that works for me
Anyone who wouldn't pick the telekinetic powers is retarded.
I would rule the fucking world.
>>28752910
But you would still have no gf.
i've had girlfriends and i'd honestly take a free french fry at mcdonalds over another stupid cunt in my life.
fuck off beta virgins its the weekend you should be chasing hens or something.
>>28752916
Who cares? No one is going to make fun of their all powerful god-king.
>>28752877
How much force, and how fine a degree of control?
>>28752935
It would be extremely lonely.
>>28752952
for you
original4
>>28752950
It's the same sort of force and control you have over your own body. If you practice you can make it stronger.
>>28752743
What?
News feeds everywhere "Man with telekinetic ability"
Pussy would just rain on me
>>28752973
Telekinesis easily
Does using the TK make you tired the same as physical exertion would?
>>28752743
>get pussy that may or may not be crazy in the long term
or
>become a demigod
wew lad get a reality check
>he wants a gf
>he has or wants friends
>he uses social media, skype, steam and other bullshit
if shitposting anonymously or the occasional greeting from a cashier aren't enough to satiate your need for social interaction than basically you're a normal and need to get out
>>28753042
Yeah, it's not magic, you still have to exert some energy on your part to make it happen.
>>28753047
You need to go to /wizchan/. /wizchan/ is for people with no gf who are proud about it, /r9k/ is for people with no gf who are sad about it.
>>28753064
Does the TK develop linearly with your physical strength, or is it like in Chronicle where it develops separately but has basically unlimited potential
>>28753112
Linearity has nothing to do with whether or not something is limited.
>>28753217
Maybe you should gain some reading comprehension, I was asking whether the TK's force went 1:1 with your physical strength
>>28753242
You wrote:
>Does the TK develop linearly with your physical strength
>linearly
>or
>is it like in Chronicle where it develops separately but has basically unlimited potential
>unlimited
Linearity has nothing to do with whether or not something is limited.
I already have a GF, so I'll take the telekinesis, so now I have both. WHAT NOW, KID?
why wouldn't you take the TK powers? You could literally teleport behind people IRL.
*teleports behind you*
>>28753319
How would telekinesis let you teleport?
I'd definitely take the telekinesis.
A gf can leave or betray you. Telekinesis is just fucking brilliant. I would hone it and master it. Then use it to help the space program by levitating loads of shit into space and flinging stuff to mars.
>>28753329
with years of practice?
Telekinetic powers.
It would just make everything so much easier.
I'd shitpost using my mind.
And also cause a few wallets to accidentally fall out of pockets.
>>28753413
With great power comes great responsibility though anon.
>>28753413
>stealing wallets
>not ripping tonnes of gold and diamonds from deep in the earth's crust
You have the power to move mountains and you use it to nick a few notes from some guys wallet. Disappointing.
>>28753473
Good job finding it and being allowed to keep it. Theres a reason you cant just go places and start digging.
Youd make more money working for large scale building companies. You could literally build a mall solo if you were strong enough
>>28752877
yeah but can i just lift things i would normally be able to lift or can i go CUH-RAZY ANIMAY tier and lift buildings and mountains and even fucking planets?
>>28753862
That's a difference in quantity, not a difference in type.
>>28753413
>making wallets fall out of pockets
>not stealing JEWelry from rich fucks
think bigger anon.
>>28752743
>not choosing telekinetic powers
What the fuck? Master that shit and fly everywhere, do whatever you want. Live in a jungle and throw tigers at trees and shit.
So i can't ever have a gf if I pick telekinetic powers?
What exactly is a gf? Can I just hang out with a girl without calling her my gf?
