My Dad just gave me 30 days to get out.
What the fuck do I do?
I have a shitty min wage job working 32 hours a week and my own car
>kill him
>make it look like an accident
>inherit house
>enjoy mortgage payments
>>28750686
fuck his wife
/spol/ grow some balls and get a better job you fucking autist /spol/
>>28750686
>My Dad just gave me 30 days to get out.
>What the fuck do I do?
Get out.
>>28750686
>join army
>risk the lottery
>beg untill you have enough to rent a studio apartment
>>28750686
>Buy panties, socks, skirt, makeup.
>Buy hormones online.
>Shave.
>Get a feminine haircut.
>Ask daddy you don't want to leave his side.
There you go boss.
>>28750772
I'm already in the national guard
>>28750788
fuck off you fucking gay faggot fuck
>>28750788
This is your best bet, OP.
>>28750788
this
I did this and now I'm able to stay free of charge
>>28750788
OP just got meme'd to oblivion
Enjoy your trap thread
Do you live in a decent sized city? Just check craigslist for roommates. If they ask for references give them your boss, not your dad.
>>28750686
what a prick
do you not pay rent or something? why would he do this if you at least have a job and vehicle and shit?
if i'm being perfectly honest i would just kill myself
>>28751116
p. much this my n-word
life is too much effort with too little return in its current state
>what do?
sleep in a car, im serious.
save for a trailer truck
>>28750686
19 here
my dad has given me ultimatums more than once before, and each time i just don't do shit and he never makes good on them
i plainly told him that the only way he will get me out is by having the police come, taser me, and drag me out
i honestly believe he doesn't have the balls to make the call/witness it
>>28750788
>
hitler didnt die on the cross for this
>>28750686
>go to council
>tell them you're being thrown out
>acquire free housewithin the next 5-10 years
>>28750686
Do it, leave yor house, after a few days hang yourself where you know you'll be found. Now your dad will be a miserable husk of human being for the rest of his life.
>>28750686
>live in your car
>gym membership for shower, lockers and whatnot
>public library for shitposting
that's it. Save as much as you can until you can buy a shitty apartment. BUY, not RENT.
>>28752986
>BUY, not RENT
buying is for people with options. He's not gonna live in his car long enough to get downpayment on a house.
>>28753020
You can live like that for years anon.
>>28751171
What the frick lmao
how many times has he asked that you leave the house? Can't he take your laptop?
>>28751171
19? he's being a douche unless you're an absolute NEET. Get busy with something, community college, a shitty job, anything.
>>28751171
>leave the house for some tendies
>Come back
>Key doesn't work
>I can see my dad through the window
>he's flipping me off
>>28753179
you provided feels and keks at the same time
how's that even possible
>>28753179
i have a powerful bargaining chip, however
my dad is a miserable 60 year old alcoholic and has a lawn business of which i am the only employee. I've "gone on strike" before. He's fucked if i don't work for him because he can't do most of the work, i have to help him take his fucking jacket off because his shoulder always hurts. He's had people work for him before but the one that lasted the longest worked with him for about 6-8 months, everybody quits because he's insufferable to be around
>>28753179
el comentario original
You could try the military. If you're running a shitty minimum wage job at least it'd give you some opportunities.
>>28750686
>Dont leave
>30 days
>He says get out
>Tell him you live there, and he cant kick you out
>If he tries anything, call cops
>Cops will let you stay, since you live there
>Your dad has to file unlawful detainer to get rid of you
>around $2000
>Tell him youl leave when you are ready and to go fuck off
>Get him mad enough to hit you
>Call police again
>Restraining order on dad
>Dad cant go into his house
