>Gather up courage to hit on girl I met a few months back on snapchat
>"H-hey we should get to know eachother this summer"
>"YES!!! id love that!"
>feelsgood.wmv
>This morning she sends nude of her in shower
>Been working out last 5 months and made some impressive gains, snap a pic and send it to her.
>No response
>Message her "not feeling the gains look? hahaha"
>no response
Feelsbadman
>>28749618
Stay radio silent if she doesn't reply. Don't keep messaging her or you'll look needy, fampai.
>>28749618
>"not feeling the gains look? hahaha"
>pls respond
You should have just left it, m7. Now you've fucked it.
>>28749657
Yeah I left it, hopefully she is just b-busy.
you think you've got a decent body from 5 months' training?
>5 months
>impressive gains
I'm laughing right alongside her
>>28749704
Don't get too worked up over it. You managed to get girl to send you nudes, that's more than a lot of spergs get to do in their lifetime. If you got one to send you nudes, you can work up the courage to get another slut.
>>28749618
I know exactly that fucking feeling, whatever you do, DO NOT MESSAGE HER MORE, It'll just make you seem weird. Also, who do girls just ignore you one day? It's fucking weird...
>>28749704
She's probably with Chad.
>>28749760
>>28749779
Mire my sweet newbie gains :(
>>28749815
just be realistic mate, it takes longer than that to build a decent amount of muscle
>>28749760
>>28749779
not everyone has shit genetics, anons :)
>>28749815
>you're at the gym and you're lifting
>she's at Chads place and chad's fisting
>>28749815
Noob gains are the best gains. You'll never feel as good as the time you first see a bit of definition. Unless you go full powerlifting mode. Then fuck definition, I got a 555 deadlift.
Lifting doesn't fix your face.
>>28749879
I'm more into bodybuilding, I stopped doing maxes and i'm just working out to look good now. But sweet deadlift breh.
>>28749857
These always make me laugh uncontrollably
>>28749891
She's seen my face before and thinks im cute REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
She's just a slut OP, forget about her.
>>28749934
>cute
I'm sorry, OP
>>28749948
you're right fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>28749934
She's probably getting off to your swole body op
>>28749934
> cute
cute =/= hot
She's saying you look cute like a little kid, I know that feel, never been called hot in my life.
You're not alone. Get over her.
>>28749618
She probably sent her nude to the wrong guy.
>>28749854
i have great genetics. you mke the quickest gains when you first start and sure you can make good progress in 5 months but we're talking enough muscle that it would impress a girl enough to send pics
>>28749783
Getting nudes is so easy nowadays online, just go on facebook chose a random girl, use messanger and avoid landmines, honestly I've gotten nudes from every girl I've ever wanted nudes from it isn't very hard. Getting laid now that is the hard part
>>28750008
Angles and lighting man, this idiot probably took a full on frontal shot with light shining right onto him.
>>28750014
I have been working out for the past year, I've lost like 80 lbs and I'm still overweight by about 10 lbs, and even when I was an overweight beta faggot I still got nudes out the asshole I have so many it almost dosent even do anything for me anymore, like getting nudes off the internet feels the same
>The moment when she stops replying
>>28749911
Thanks. 445 squat and 350 bench to go with it. When I was younger, was a runner. 10k was a short jog for me, 3hr 18min marathon. Then got married, got fat, wanted to get fit, started browsing /fit/ and realized I'm not getting back down to 160lbs. Instead, started lifting like I meant it. Hoping to break 6pl8 this year.
>>28750105
>TFW on the cusp on 1000 club
>>28749618
>unironically being interested in a girl that sends fucking nudes
why do you hate yourself. put her in the trash
>>28750044
Nah breh I did it after a good shoulder pump. The lighting at the locker room is alright.
>>28750105
I'm sure you can get to 160 lbs, just diet and exercise, and a lot of people who lift take cardio workouts for granted, it is by far the most important workout you can do, you could become the hulk and have a weak heart and die at 40 from heart failure. Its also the fastest way to lose weight, I've been on a moderate diet and been doing only cardiovascular and I've lost 80 lbs
>another normalfag thread
this is a disease
>>28750139
Keep going. 1000 club puts you (measurably) above 95% of males.
>>28750193
No, not without shedding a shitton of muscle. When I started running again, I was just over 310 @35% body fat. Even if I got myself down to the minimum safe point of 3%, I'd still be 200 or so. Instead, I'm 230@19%, got a 20min 5k (because cardio is important to prevent heart attacks, like you said.)
>>28750157
You right fella.
>i take part in "nudes" culture
>my gf hasn't send me nudes for 10 minutes, I'm such a fucking robot, accept me /r9k/ :(
This is what normies actually believe
Quick tip. Women are stupid. They don't understand how strength works. They aren't impressed by a 500lb squat but they're mighty impressed by a 130lb twink with an unhealthy body fat that shows his musculature and skelton like a spoopy skelly. They're fucked.
show me the pic op
i wanna know how fucked i am with my body
>>28750157
C'mon, guy, we have a good thing going here. The more of these assholes like OP that get caught up in women like OP's woman, the more modest and wholesome women that are left corrupted for the rest of us to stare at all day and never ask out.
>met on snapchat
How does shit like that even happen
>>28750708
you now realize how shallow the average relationship in 2016 is
>>28750708
Ment to write met on tinder, but I deleted my tinder a long time ago, just had her added on snapchat.
>>28750722
>>28750780
I'm cut off from normalfag social media culture that's why I'm asking
>>28749704
Busy cleaning Chad's cum out of her holes. Why do you think she was showering?
It was a subtle way to mock you.
>"Look anon, I get all messy after he has his way with me so I need to clean up hehe."
>"Aren't you Jelly? hehe"
pic related was what was happening before she took that snapchat
>>28750817
Robots sure have strange fantasies. oregano
>>28750722
>implying relationships were ever deeper
your idealized image of the past is laughable
>>28750666
666 nobody noticed.. fuck me this is going on my resume
>>28750817
>mfw girls only shower after sex and take baths every other time
