>200 page essay due in two days
why live
You live for your essay or until the next one
memespeed
>>28749082
>900 volume PhD thesis due in 5 minutes
fml
>2 post erotic fiction due before the thread 404's
>I don't even know if I want to write about momcest, robot maids, futa, or analinguis
>3 page analysis due in two weeks
Should I just drop out?
>8 paragraph summary due in six weeks
mfw
>>28749082
>50 word dissertation title due in 3 years.
I wish I had motivation.
>one letter essay due in thirty seconds
>can't decide which letter to choose
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY?!?! I can only use one but I don't know which one is right. 26 is too many...
just end my life now guys
>2 word essay due in 3 aeons
My life's over
THIS IS NOT FUNNY STOP SPAMMING THIS THREAD
>>28749527
Every post was funny, I liked them
>>28749527
wew, someone's mad because they missed their due date
not our fault you're a slacker
>200 line code due in 24 iterations
I couldnt even write a ten page research paper in high school
>1 letter essay due after the heat death of the universe
>haven't started it
who else /fucked/ here?
10 page paper due tomorrow.
Kill me
I know nothing of the subject
>>28749082
>11 word shitpost due before I die
>haven't started yet
>500 line molecular dynamics simulation due in 5 days
why even bother living?
>>28749987
Yours sounds true. What is the subject?
>>28750121
It's on Communist China, and how bad it sucked
I'm kinda stupid, and my friend who was helping me (read, basically doing it for me ) is gone.
If anyone wants to help, I'll owe you one
>approx 55 years of life left
>>28749082
200 pages is fucking nothing
have i been posting on a board full of underage this whole time?
>have to beat cho's high score tomorrow or i fail school
nervous desu
>>28750395
Its a meme you dip
original
>>28750395
Newfaggot detected in a rather oregano manner
>>28750327
I'll write your essay if you pay me cash
>>28749082
>6 tests at the beginning of next month
>going to fail all of them
>not getting student loan money anymore
>>28751785
I'm a poorfag, and have like 20$ to my name.
Steam cash maybe? I can def buy giftcards
I'll pay you to at least help me with my paper desu.
>>28752032
You're being conned. Do the work or if you can't do the work, quit and get a braindead job for a while.
>>28749082
Nigger that's not an essay that's a book.
my master's thesis is literally due in a week and I only have like 20 pages written
>>28752073
Its highschool, and its due tomorrow.
Emperor guide me! Or any robot who knows anything about Communist China halp.
>must attain enlightenment in this lifetime or be reborn as a fish
>one letter essay due at the end of time
>haven't even started
>>28752196
Good thing high school is a joke even the most retarded nigger eventually graduates from. Put something together this evening from Wikipedia and your book and if you fail you'll get 5 more chances, not having to worry about running out of money or being kicked from your dorm due to bad results or anything like that.
>>28752196
I remember an old video from a while ago, those were the days... https://youtu.be/y2WIpsDmZFU
>>28749170
I want to hear about robot maids with ducks.
>>28749082
>bachelor thesis in 36 hours
>havent started yet
>>28752648
Ducks present a real challenge.
Will I get bonus marks for this?
A 200 word essay is barely a page, just get it done retard
Just copy and paste the Unibomber manifesto just change a few words here and there like Breivik.
>>28753390ive literally lost all motivation for this assignment
>10 sentence essay due the day I die
All I can do is pray for immortality
>>28751582
>>28751674
spotted the newfags
>200 pages is fucking nothing
you got counter-memed you fucking idiots
>>28749082
>10 word essay due by end of class
