What's the lewdest thing you've ever done?
I've touched a girl'sstomach
when i was a little kid I made these other boys show me their dicks and so I could compare what they looked like to mine
I wanked onto my teachers chair and rubbed it into the fabric.
>>28748124
Jacked off into my mom's health shakes, it was only supposed to be the one time to see if she could taste it so I could do it to the girls in school but seeing her chug my spunk got me rock solid so it just became a vicious cycle.
I jacked off once
>>28748124
I am unsure
>hitting a gurl with a crop
>having a girl hit me with a crop including my face(I had a wound on it for like a week)
>eating out a gurl
>having a gurl use a knife on me so I bleed
>bite a gurls neck so much she bleeds
>scratch the back of a girl so much she bleeds
>have a girl scratch my back so much I bleed
>choking a gurl
>having a gurl choke me>cuddling>holding hands
>>28748961
>hitting a gurl with a crop
What?
>>28748868
that's fucking hot. Tell us moar
>>28749000
Nice repeating numbers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_(implement)
The lewdest thing I ever did was try to have anal sex with a girl, but when I couldn't get I in passed the head I pulled out and she farted on my dick.
Well, lewd for some people, it killed the mood for both of us.
Be eaten out from behind while sucking another guy off
>girl tied up spread eagle on my bed
>put on kink.com videos and make her watch
>put in biggest buttplug
>leave her like that for a few minutes, just watching videos
>come back, start spanking her with riding crop
>take out buttplug and jackhammer her asshole for like 45 minutes straight
>creampie galore
>felt like the best thing of my life
>make her cum and cuddle while watching movies
>said she couldn't sit normally for like a week
>>28749057
Did you use lube? Also farts are pretty normal sometimes the dick pushes air in there
>>28749015
That's about it. Every night she'd make some shakes out of fruits, milk spinach etc and leave them in the fridge for tomorrow. So one night I decided to open the container, jack off into it and then close it back up and shake to make sure there wasn't just a glob in there. Next morning I watched her drink it and got hard under the table. This continued until I moved out. Occasionally i'd miss a day to save up a big one but she was downing my sperm with a smile on her face for a good 5 years.
>>28748868
ive seen this story on /b/. pasta or same guy?
>>28749108
Yeah, just didn't loosen her up enough beforehand so I was pulling out to get my fingers back in there and she let out a long loud fart. I'm no stranger to trapped air but this one made it a real no go.
I haven't been on /b/ for years so there's at least two guys on here who have jacked it into their mom's drinks on 4chan.
>>28749377
This was for (you) my dog
>>28749272
26 year old gay, in the closet virgin here. a colleague brought one of his friends. he was super hot. he had a cap. he left the cap in the room and they went out, i got so hornu that i took his cap, smelled it getting super turned on, and then took a few hair strands that i found left in the hat, and put them in my mouth, tasting it. well, mostly tasting the hair products he use.
>>28748124
Fondled a girl in her sleep
>>28748124
I came on my older sister's feet while she was passed out drunk.
>>28748124
Your choice:
>had my back scartched to the point where it bled
>had a girl bite me so hard, the bruise was visible for almost two weeks
>choked my gf during sex
>had a threesomewith my gf and her best friend
>spanked my gf
>slapped my gf's tits
>>28748124
I had sex with your mom and made you
Then I skedaddled because I didn't want a serious commitment
>>28749878
Good call, raising a child is a cruel hell that I can't escape from
>>28749265
making me hard thinking about it. Maybe I'll try that with someone
>>28748124
when I was like 12 I used to go out into the woods behind the YMCA and jack off and hope someone would catch me and fuck me
no one ever caught me
>>28750045
I don't know how you'd do it to someone you don't live with. Unless you just offered a house guest a cumshake you had on hand.
>>28750101
>tfw nobody will ever blackmail you into being their sex slave
>>28750151
maybe someone I work with. Fuck, there has to be a way!
>>28750151
have you done it to anyone else?
>be 15
>on beach with first gf and family
>nice hot day
>both horny little fucks
>we both go for a walk
>behind sand dunes
>fingerblast her with her family and another 50 people about 100 feet away
>get her to jerk me off
>spunk into her mouth after fucking it for 5 seconds
that's about the extent of lewdness in my life
>mfw she told me it tasted like gravy then grinned a cute grin
>crossdressed as Madotsuki and jacked off
>posted pictures of my legs on /r9k/
>played CTI a few times
Arousal does weird things to you.
Mouthfucked a sixteen-year-old
Anally pleasured myself with the handle of a jump rope.
>>28750374
Post pictures please Madotsuki
>>28748124
Used to go in the wave pools at water parks with my friends and "creep"(we even called it that). We would pretty much grope girl's butts underwater. Extra points if they were with guys at the time. Really surprised I didn't get my ass kicked for that.
I just got a girl to take off her clothes and watch me jerk off on omegle
Feel like a chad right now 2bh
I pulled my balls out of my pants in primary school at 4th grade, in an escenario, with a hip dance.
My mum said that If people called me woman, that I grabbed my balls and said them "these".
Don't ever pay attention to your mother's advice.
>>28750304
Not really, I found a gf that likes cum so she'll drink it on her own.
>>28748914
>once
'fuck you bot'
There are some
>got a 13 year old girl to show me some parts of her body over the Internet when I was 15
>realized that that makes me kind of a pedo and cut all contact
>jacked off while some drunk girl slept next to me
>touched her with my cummy Hands
Still a Virgin tho
>>28748124
Fapped into mymilfneighbors panties
Chatting with a dude online about feet while we jacked off.
>>28748124
>Partner pulls out pink and black corset from nowhere and tells me to wear with (my) latex skirt
>okay.gif, put both on, don't look half bad actually, could pull femme look off, already have the long hair.
>Dirty talking ensues. "You're such a cute little baby boy" "Will you be a good little cock slut?" - go with the flor.
>Five minutes later, have a blue-pink collar on with a little heart-shaped tag that says 'baby boy' on.
>kneeling on bed, head down, gagged and blindfolded, hands locked behind back.
>Suddenly dildos. Cold glass dildos, warmer glass dildos, seven inch hyper realistic.
>Rubber flogger and leather paddle comes out, being beaten for being a cock loving slut, tells me I would be better off as a woman, how she'll whore me out.
>Be made to cum twenty minutes later with my legs wrapped around her hips while she tells me how she's going to love watching people pound my ass later
11/10, have done again.
>Be me 15 first hign school
>Be in class whit a retarded classmate
>He is the classic weaboo whit mental and phisics problems
>He gave me hard times whit his weaboo shit
>day by day he contine whit thi shit
>Evryone hates him
>I discover he has kidney stone
>I have an idea
>Icall my bully friend and my niggu frientd
>Next day
>I tense a heavy rubber band whit a paper ball
>Niggu and bulli are recording whit a camera
>I aim at Retard kidney
>I relase
>FUCKING SCREAMS OF PAIN
>The Shitty Weaboo goes ful berserk
>He grabs evryone and fucking screams
>He calls the techer
>He ells him someonte kicked (?) his kidenys
>We coinvince the prof he did evrithing by himself
>Next day all the classroom watched the video (except the retard)
I have no regrets
>>28750799
people are so weird
I posted Yotsuba r34.
And I didn't get banned.
>>28751077
I fapped to Yotsuba r34, then I realized what I did and the blood has never left my hands.
>>28751151
You are a true monster.
Fugged in the bathroom at my school. It was gross, there was a dead cockroach on the floor.
>tried making a sex toy with a rubber glove
>jerked off outside
Neither were successful.
I've jizzed on my own face tbhfam
>Finally convinced my gf to let me eat her out while she sits on my face
>She is usually timid about sex so this was difficult
>Starting off, she hovers over my face, afraid to put her weight on me because it would hurt me
>Relaxes, gets more into it and starts actually sitting on my face and playing with my hair
>Progressively gets more selfish until she has her full weight on my face, grinding on my tongue
>I think it looks hot so I start jacking off with my free hand
>She notices and somehow reaches back, grabs my hand and pins it over my head without missing a beat grinding on my face
>I have my first ever hands-free orgasm
>She just laughs and continues having her way with me
put 2 fingers in my butt in the shower
>>28749000
Riding crop they use for horses
>>28748961
Bleeding is my fetish you made me one jelly fucking nigga anon
Lewdest thing I've done is brushed my teeth while a girl watched
When I was 14 (maybe 13?), I jerked off the son of a couple my parents were friends with.
>>28750286
Look anon, this shit is making me rock hard too, but please for the love of god don't actually do this.
>>28748124
Licked my GF's hot piss off her high heels probably.
I regularly use omegle for sexual gratification
Usually takes about 4 hours to finish on something good
Trap scene is pretty reliable there
I now have 2 traps that refer to me only as master
