The closest way to reach heaven is to daydream what makes you most comfortable and have someone shoot you from behind at random so you don't anticipate it.
>>28747480
your premise is that you will have no memory or lasting residual benefit from pleasure during life in death
therefore it makes no difference if you do that daydreaming right now, and die in agony
idiot
>>28747546
You're actually retarded in a pathetic way.
>>28747616
damn I've been thoroughly owned by /r9k/ yet again
>>28748102
its true. This is also why no one loves you
>>28748543
fuck........ kill me nwo