Do you happen to wake up in the middle of the night incredibly fucking horny? Happened to me last night, and I always do incredibly stupid or disgusting shit, like pissing in a glass and drinking it, or sticking the 3DS stylus up my peehole. But last last night I crossed the like, I started fingering my ass and liking my fingers, the regret came sooner than I expected. I've washed my mouth like 8 times and the bad taste still doesn't go away.
>>28746306
i almost fucked my cat last night
>I started fingering my ass and liking my fingers
Not in that order, I hope.
>>28746433
He had a bad taste in his mouth after that.
He did it exactly in that order.
>>28746407
I once put jam in my ass and had my dog lick it. Feels good.
>>28746306
I knew I wasn't the only one, but I'm glad you made this post to reassure me.
I fucking hate myself.
I'm going to get arrested with the shit I do while horny some day. I regret every minute of all of it, but I keep going back.
Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if I were already on a fucking watchlist of some kind. Just kill me.
>>28746306
>sticking the 3DS stylus up my peehole
lmao my dude
what was that like
>>28746306
I do this incredibly weird shit
>lie in bed
>mold my blanket into a person
>leglock it
>pretend to be a woman being fucked
I don't even like trapshit but it feels so fucking good and I get instant boners from just making leglocking motions.
