Daily Reminder that Men are LAZY AS FUCK when it comes to dating.
>WAAAAAAAHHHH I WANTA GF!!!!
They always complain about the friendzone and how women have more interest in dating a tube sock than them. Yet, wherever you ask them this one simple question they can't say SHIT:
"You want her? Well, what do YOU have to offer?"
"Umm... Umm... I'm nice, funny, I like to chill..."
LOL MF, PLEASE! Every fucking dude is nice, funny, and chill! A can of refried beans could be nice, funny, and chill!
These 23-year-old walking skidmarks have no job, no long-term goals, they're sexist, and they couldn't cook an omelet even if the eggs walked out the fridge and cracked themselves into a skillet.
Back when I was single, that question was always on my mind.
"WHAT the hell do I have to offer?"
I was eager to improve myself in the hopes that, if I did cross paths with someone special, I'd be a good enough version of ME to spark her curiosity.
So I went through the grind of school and work. I taught myself how to cook for my family and myself. I visited art galleries and restaurants and curated my own personal style. I took up photography and salsa dancing and invested hours and hours into my writing. I observed other problematic boyfriends and did the opposite of them, then I analyzed happy couples and took notes.
I constantly picked apart my problematic ways and replaced my fuck-ups with solutions. Even when I improved, I still didn't feel like I was entitled to anyone's time or patience.
Even now, I'm still trying to give my girlfriend a better me. I want nothing more than to marry this woman and have a family -- I NEED to be on top of this shit.
So when I see these lazy ass dudes, these sexist, boring, entitled BOYS with NOTHING TO OFFER, I can't help but laugh because, quite simply, they ain't shit.
Dudes will come out the womb and think they have the genetics to be a great man. No, jackass, you work towards that.
>think they have the genetics to be a great man. No, jackass, you work towards that
You work towards great genetics? Explain to me, please.
And yet you come on r9k...
>>28746284
Back to tumblr pls
But when girls are asked they say they want a guy who can make them laugh. Me:1 OP:0
I don't have to offer anything. But I'm not one of those people who whine about no gf
Enjoy your soul crushing defeat when this girl cheats on you and divorces you and ruins your family. All your self improvement and your reason for self improvement will go to waste.
>working towards a masters in a none pleb tier degree, mechanical engineering at a top uni
>play football and keep fit
>can cook, am well read, can hold a decent conversation about most topics
>5'11"
>hygienic
>ugly arse motherfucker, look about 12 even though I'm 20<
there's your reason I'm single, people are shallow, even unattractive girls
>>28746284
>his life is based solely off trying to get the approval of some arbitrary woman
Don't force yourself to like art, salsa dancing or photography if it's just to please someone else. Hours of effort just to get "oh that's cool" from some broad. Instead of living your life for some woman, trying living some of it for yourself. Life is about doing what you want, not doing what some woman wants just so you can get 15 minutes of sex 3 nights a week.
Nice bait OP.
Good tumblr impression too.
>>28746576
man when realiti hits OP its gonna hit him hard as fuck man
>So I went through the grind of school and work. I taught myself how to cook for my family and myself. I visited art galleries and restaurants and curated my own personal style. I took up photography and salsa dancing and invested hours and hours into my writing. I observed other problematic boyfriends and did the opposite of them, then I analyzed happy couples and took notes.
I thought I was a beta, but you excel any beta in the face of Earth, OP.
If there is 50/50 amount of women to men, why do men have to offer something and women do not? Are you retarded OP? It is about the principle.
>>28746665
If relationships are about having something to "offer", then I can live my life without one.
I miss when /r9k/ had more green text stories and original content instead of all of this really disappointing bait.
>Useless vapid cunts thinking that any man should have to jump through fire for them as if they have done anything in their lives other than gargle cum
Lol
>Dudes will come out the womb and think they have the genetics to be a great man. No, jackass, you work towards that.
If you don't have great genetics then your hard work doesn't mean nearly as much as work of someone who has.
Imagine you work hard on yourself and all that shit you said, but in the end due to being short and ugly you will still have much worse results than a tall good looking Chad who worked as much as you. How is that fair? How is that acceptable?
>>28746284
What do I have to offer? Well first of all I am more intelligent than you at least. Look at your post, what is wrong with you? I'm 6'0" and have a big dick, I grow muscle easily. So basically any woman who has the same eccentric interests as me is a good match. What you are doing is setting yourself up for a relationship in which you are the insecure one. Whereas I am waiting for someone I don't have to change myself for, which is what is called a secure relationship. I am not looking for a hottie, she would definitely need to have a functioning brain and not a whore who lacks impulse control which would be bad for genetics. Obviously you should lift, that isn't even for women because you can look good enough to women only squatting 185 lbs if you have good genetics, and if you don't have the genetics you can squat 315 lbs and still look bad, but still you reach the higher goals for health reasons. Never lift for women, rule number 1 as in the most important rule to understand before you spend your money on gym equipment, friend. Love knowledge and love wisdom because you have one life, one soul, and I can find nothing more important than to be a lover of wisdom and philosophy. Look at what you are doing with your one life, it's not good.
Not everything is in your control. Even if somehow I did all this work for women, I am balding and look 10+ years older than my age because of it.
>>28746284
>I taught myself how to cook for my family and myself. I visited art galleries and restaurants and curated my own personal style.
picture of op
>>28746284
Op makes some gay points but also some important ones which force introspection. Realistically what do I have to offer a woman, knowing what women want?
I really have nothing.
A popular male model with rich parents or Varsity sportsman etc can offer a girl access to constantly new circles, interesting hobbies, cool invite only parties, after parties, fashion week seats etc ...
An Investment Banking associate interviewing to go work in a PE firm in New York, can offer riches, access to elite social circles etc.
A popular EDM DJ can offer a girl an international lifestyle, access to parties, celebs , festivals, etc.
A Millionaire magnate offers something to the 30 yr old corporate climbing cunts who want to bag a high status, respected captain of industry.
Most of us really don't offer women any kind of access to a higher social status for women, whether its through our good looks, our popularity or our riches. We don't elevate a girls value in any way, hence we get no girls.
Alot of us only offer "beta" qualities. We are nice, safe, reliable, average. This means some of us will get a single mom or some fat girl here or there.
But offering no form of social value upliftment for a woman is the root cause of our problems.
>>28746284
>men refuse to jump though hoops for basic needs
>MEN ARE SO LAZY
i'm a sexist 25 year old skidmark with no goals or job. i can however cook a damn good omlet
>>28746284
>at the end OP will get cucked
>will come to /r9gay/ to tell the robofags that they were right
normalfags when will they learn.
>>28746284
>Every fucking dude is nice, funny, and chill!
You think Elliot Rogers was nice, funny, and chill?
>>28746720
This is very true and why I advocate for robots to use hookers, invest in themselves so they can have that lifestyle.
Travel to Thailand, Dominican Republic, UK, Germany & Brazil to fuck attractive women for as long as they can afford.
>>28746665
Who said women didn't need to offer anything?
>>28746284
Lol keep telling yourself that. It's all about your FACE, HEIGHT, and FRAME. You can't make any of that shit, you're born with it. It's ALPHA GENETICS. CHAD is BORN with those three. While you're SLAVING AWAY at the gym trying to better your FRAME, Chad eats PIZZA and keeps his body. And you can't do anything about HEIGHT and FACE either, so you're fucked there
>>28746580
So how many girls have you asked out, fampai?
>>28746284
>I observed other problematic boyfriends and did the opposite of them, then I analyzed happy couples and took notes.
Lord, what a fucking creep.
>>28748163
Most of western society
>>28747568
>muh hair
Tons of balding men get GFs all the time, you whining baby.
>>28748216
>Muh genetics
Every fucking time
>>28747568
Just become The Rock. You have no excuse.
>>28748240
Quite a few, upwards of 20, it's mostly "you look too young" or just flat out "you're unattractive"
>>28746284
lol op cucked himself for berginer
>>28748639
That's pretty good. Keep at it, you'll get there. Try to work on improving your social life. You'll have more success with women you meet through friends.
>>28748776
It's not so much my social life as just my appearence. I have friends Pic related
>>28748860
I knew it. People who whine about being ugly on this board are never particularly ugly. You look fine. Get a better hairstyle than 'random spikes', work on your acne if you can, grow some facial hair if you can. Absolutely zero reason you couldn't get a GF.
So let me get this straight, knowing this is a b8 thread, i know that even if trolling inside you believe some of this shit.
Now just question yourself, why are we measured by medieval tier standards in a modern society, while women dont?
You would buy all the shit for a girl just for pussay? thats what you telling me?
Think about it, if you come to the right conclusion ill see you in front of your country parliament to set things straight
t.g*d will
>>28748938
That's what I thought too but evidently not since I haven't pulled since I've been to uni and I'm still single
>>28746284
What do women have to offer?
So you're saying that playing video games while living in my parents house at age 24 won't get me a girlfriend? This is an uncomfortable truth OP.
>>28749045
Instead of whining on 4chan, take my advice, improve yourself a bit, and get a GF. I lost my virginity at 23. Sometimes it takes a while, it's not the end of the world.
>>28749007
What makes you think she doesn't put in effort everyday to better herself for me as well?
>>28749086
I think I'll do that, thanks
I have an education and good job, but how do I develop interests beyone the typical manchild ones (vidya, comics) and will this really help me with women? I honestly didn't think most girls really cared about your hobbies.
>>28749067
She provides
Cooking
Cleaning
Sex
Friendship
Baby incubator
I provide the financial and emotional stability.
I don't see a problem with this system. I could spend my money on whores but you all vastly estimate the cost of loneliness vs actual money.
>I was eager to improve myself in the hopes that, if I did cross paths with someone special, I'd be a good enough version of ME to spark her curiosity.
> I'd be a good enough version of ME to spark her curiosity.
>her
Nice try op, but you're trolling needs work
>>28749217
Did I mistype something?
>>28749195
>but you all vastly estimate the cost of loneliness vs actual money.
>vastly estimate
white knight cuck, do you even know what you're arguing for anymore?
>>28748162
I fucked a hooker last night. It's too expensive for me to do regularly, and is usually a mediocre experience. Plus you always have to use a condom which sucks.
>>28749007
Women are measured by plenty of standards. For example, I automatically rule out anyone who's black or even slightly overweight.
>Even now, I'm still trying to give my girlfriend a better me. I want nothing more than to marry this woman and have a family -- I NEED to be on top of this shit.
vagcucks, when will they learn?
If anyone is going to even pretend they're not sexist,
>has to offer: born male, didn't develop major disqualifiers
should be considered a fair trade for
>has to offer: born female, didn't develop major disqualifiers
>>28749195
I cook
I clean
I see 300 different vaginas before I even leave my bed most mornings
Women aren't friendly unless there's an ulterior motive
You shouldn't reproduce
>>28746284
I already work full time I don't have the fcking time or energy to date, unless I started smoking meth or some shit and that's a pretty fcked up road to go down
>>28748082
Nothing wrong with having no goals or job, u seem like a good humble guy who will eventually get a nice roastie
I can cook, I have a car and a house, I can play the guitar and piano, I'm on a soccer team, I have a stable job with an above average income and yet I've never in my life had a GF.
Checkmate OP.
>>28746284
"couldn't cook an omelet even if the eggs walked out the fridge and cracked themselves into a skillet."
>omelet
>cracking the eggs into a skillet
choose 1
Fucking dumb whore, everyone knows you have to crack the eggs into a mixing bowl and then add the herbs and spices into the mixture before you put the eggs into the skillet, otherwise you would have sunny side up eggs...not a fucking omelet. You people fucking disgust me, learn how to fucking cook, especially if you're going to critic someone on the culinary arts.
>>28749442
>I see 300 different vaginas before I even leave my bed most mornings
Care to elaborate?
>>28749674
You should be able to infer the obvious.
>>28749152
Girls definitely care about your hobbies. If you share hobbies or if you have hobbies that they're curious about, it's a huge inroad to success with them. The way to develop other hobbies is to try do other things and see what you like.
>>28749598
You forgot that part when you need to "woo" them.
You can't expect woman to see any positives in you in you in a daily interactions.
>>28749700
You're a gynecologist?
>>28749598
How many women have you asked out, friend?
So basically you're a slave to women. but let me assure you, they are not slaves to you, and will replace you when the opportunity presents itself
I always thought girlfriends were just like a friend
but one who you could fuck and cuddle and say I love you too
I didn't know I needed a career path to have a friend who'll be in love with me
>>28746284
On the whole men offer more and do more to actually get a gf.
On the whole women offer even less than they did in the past and think just having a vag entitles them to 7+s
Cucked normies will blame men because thats how they were conditioned by society or their single mothers (lol) that everything is a mans fault and responsability and women can't be expected to provide anything or do anything because they are fragile flowers which is quite sexist.
>>28748860
I actually think you are pretty attractive senpai.
nohomo
>>28746343
He meant that being a great man is something you work for, not something genetics grants unto you.
>>28749827
>who'll be in love with me
Big difference there. A relationship is a serious commitment. It's asking a lot less to be someone's friend when you're a loser than to be their partner.
>>28746284
you sound pretty autistic desu
t. normie
>>28749827
This is all part of the lie.
I actually sometimes truly wonder if everyone is in on this lie, that women can actually be good, nice people, and that relationships can work. That 'love' actually exists in the real world. Are some people just aware of it and take advantage of it? Are some people blind to it and believe the lie as truth? This is some scary shit to think about.
>>28747568
be glad you are not 5'6 at 25 and look 19
women want to fuck men not boys like me go fuck women anon women love bald men
Wanting something =/= deserving something.
Wanting something is also not optional.
>>28749195
>Cooking
Not alot of women cook or even cook well.
>Cleaning
Not all women clean. Besides, hygiene is important for everyone. Nothing special
>Sex
Sex is nice.
>Friendship
Male friendship is better. Better loyalty.
>Baby incubator
>Having children
>16 years in the 21st century
Besides any woman with a functional vagina can offer that.
I still don't see women worth my money or my emotional effort if they only offer these baseless qualities
>>28746284
Tl;dr
Tits or gtfo
Oreganati
>>28746284
But literally all those things are what women do? No woman goes out of her way to get a bf, it's always the men who have to do shit.
Fuck it, if women want EQUALITY(R) they can start actually getting off their asses and doing shit instead of doing fuck all.
>>28749957
My GF is a good, nice person, and our relationship has been working for four years.
>>28746284
You're a fucking retard if you think having a job and goals and hobbies and confidence will make you attractive enough to girls for them to accept you. I worked hard like you, got a job, improved my looks to their max, did sports and had hobbies but still got rejection after rejection even though I did everything smoothly and properly. That's because attraction is amoral, and if you don't have the look they want, even after good grooming, hygiene, fashion sense, you're going to be at the bottom of the pile and they'll choose someone who looks good with no other qualities over the guy who doesn't and has a job and hobbies etc. Being the best man you can be is a pointless waste of time when girls don't give a shit. I only do it out of habit.
You're just dumb and naive. You're also a normie, and will probably remain one.
Did this start as a pasta about women? Because it sounds like this was about women and then someone changed some of the words.
because you're a beta piece of shit who uses words like 'problematic'
>>28750233
truth anon
>>28746284
>all this male feminism
doj pls go
>>28748075
>marmalade
>on r9k
I did nazi that coming desu
>>28748399
> every fuckign time
disprove it then
>>28749746
Porn, you fool
>>28749970
Should we all just be gay by this logic?
>>28750646
Finding one couple where the man doesn't have those qualities would suffice. We all know they exist.
End of proof.
>>28749970
Nigger please, my gf cooks and cleans far better than I do and actually enjoys doing it. I don't have time for that shit. It's like having a maid who gladly sucks my dick. Also, I can't cuddle and share my fears with my male friends.
>>28746284
yes, yes they technically are, because any other way of achieving sex would be prostitution or rape
>>28749442
>Implying men are nice to women regardless of their motives
>>28751028
Please, it's all smiles and excuse me's.
but men are supposed to do everything when it comes to dating so how do you even make an argument about men being lazy about it
>>28746284
I really can't wait until sex android replace you.
>>28748163
When was the last time women initiated a hook up fuckface? For the entirety of our species men have been the ones to pay time, resources and life to ensuring the species continues to mate. Women have done and continue to do jack shit towards the goal of bringing us together.
> why doesnt he just notice me! just standing here and waiting to be wood is sooo hard..
