>be 19 years old, although 20 in some days
>kissless beta virgin with no friends and never go outside
>have a wedding yesterday (my mom get married lel)
>after the wedding party, we return at 2 am
>tipsy flirty 30 year old (who is the step-daughter of my step-aunt) woman invites me for some last drinks
>she takes me to her dads house since he isnt home and her kids are sleeping at her own house
>sit on the couch and talk about stuff
>she starts playing with my hands
>she asks me if she can kiss me
>me: yes
>we make out for ages and cuddle
>she takes off my pants and sucks my dick
>i touch her ass and put my hands in her top
>we fully undress and i fuck her on her dads couch
>cum inside her
its not too late robots, you too can find a hoe. also, rate my suit.
>>28745594
too bad only 30 year old hags got that kind of confidence (or the need) to approach a man on their own.
>>28745594
>20 years old
Have some respect, kid. 28 year old permaneet here.
>>28745594
>cum inside her
Aren't you afraid, senpai?
>>28745594
If she's your step-aunts step-daughter, doesn't that just make her your real cousin? Kek
Also if that's actually you in the picture there's still hope, not a bad looking dude at all.
>>28745594
WEE LITTLE MAN IN A WEE LITTLE SUIT
>>28745695
im sterile lol. she has 2 ugly mulattos though, a 3rd kid sired by me would only be an improvement
>>28745594
kek, this suit looks like it belong to an 80 years old man
>>28745594
Shit quality photo but your suit or your shirt is too big for you, you can tell from your manlet arms just barely poking out from the sleeves.
>>28745594
you are TOO SMALL
>>28745707
no, she is from an earlier marriage of my step-aunts boyfriend
but thanks, yea thats me
>>28745784
pic related, my left arm is actually fucked up and 2 cm shorter than the right one, thats why
wow a whole 20 years! That must've been such a long time for you!
Golly, imagine, 20 years. 2 whole years of being an adult.
I would've lost hope at 20 desu, that's such a long time, what with still pretty much being a teenager and all.
Just imagine the life-long suffering you have to endure as 20 year old - still wet behind the ears, barely able to make your own fucking decisions, but I'm sure your road of suffering has been a long and harsh one, truly life nearly passed you by.
Mommy was still making you lunchboxes a year or two ago but goddamn it's good to know you still had hope. Not even old enough to buy your own booze but holy shit you weathered the fucking storm.
Good thing too, you almost missed out on life and almost turned into an old man at the whopping age of 21.
You truly deserved it, champ.
>>28745880
>Not even old enough to buy your own booze
>being a muriturd
>>28745732
she still has an STD you fucking idiot
have fun with your herpes
>>28745880
Kek. OP is a faggot.
>>28745880
>being this salty
kek kill yourself wizard cuck
you look normie as fuck op
Nigga that suit looks like ass, and that tie df, also get that shit fitted properly at least
>>28745594
>also, rate my suit.
also you can fuck off my comfort board
>>28745594
Almost 21 and still no sign. You got lucky though
>>28745658
Are you kissless?
I've got a family wedding coming up, too. Maybe I'll get laid!
Wait, no I won't. Because, 1) it's family and 2) everyone knows how much of a loser I am.
>>28745594
>having sex with a woman who's past the wall
no thanks
>>28745594
that is so cool .
>>28747139
kek
>>28747209
i wanted a black tie but my mother chimped out about it and said its not a funeral lol. also like i said, its the correct size, but my left arm is shorter than the right one, it looks normal on the right arm
>>28747171
yea i manage to camo pretty well desu, until i start speaking, ".... okay" and look at the floor
How tall are you if you don't mind me asking?
>>28748485
im 5'10 in burger units, so not very impressive
The color of the suit looks ok, but take a plain tie without any pattern on it.
also, nice face, faggot.
