>be me
>work wageslave job pushing carts back into store
>have good friendship with qt
>she walks out from behind a wall and I almost run the carts into her
"Don't let me hit you"
"you can hit me anytime anon"
>say nothing after this
D-did I miss a signal guys
>>28744980
>tfw such an autist, even if someone was flirting I would never realize
>>28744980
How should OP have responded to this? What exactly would a normie have said?
I doubt she's lost interest just because you were awk about it. Next time you see her just casually ask for her number, text her that night, ask if she wants to go get dinner sometime....... profit?
>>28745185
I would probably say something dumb like "*chuckle* alright I'll keep that in mind"
>>28745328
Or they would have asked how hard to hit.
>>28744980
Ya you really missed the signal anon. You should have pushed the carts into her HARD. Then just start laughing and walk the fuck away.
>>28745328
Also I don't know your relationship but it sounds like she's joking. Me and my co-workers jokingly flirt with each other all the time
>>28745340
nice, definitely too witty for me to think of on the spot though
Just text her and slowly work your way into a flirty relationship, ask her out for a drink at a bar >Assuming you're over 21.
Then get drunk, flirting will be easier, ask if she wants to come back to your place >if you're not in your moms basement, if so go to hers or a hotel
Then skullfuck her.
It's pretty simple, anon.
