Do you like older women, robots?
>>28744461
Yes
I just want to be comforted by an older woman who takes care of me
They would be perfect for robots since you're all a bunch of manchilds that can't take care of yourselves.
>>28744461
I like all woman, young and old. A better question is if they like me back.
But referring back to your question, I wish to be caressed by a busty milf who will feed me milk from her teets and suffocate me with her breasts and let me rest my cock between her big, warm buttcheeks.
I'm actually into young girls and their panties.
>>28744603
A reminder that people that can't spell "manchildren" are mentally eleven.
>>28744461
Absolutely. I just want to have a hot milf and fuck her brains out
>>28744645
>I'm actually into young girls and their panties.
No you're not virgin.
You mean used up cunts?
>>28744716
Yes, straight shota got me into wanting to be with an older woman.
fucking them is pretty neat. age has given them one great thing, technique.
>>28744774
me too
>I'll never be 14 years old and be fucked by a hot teacher in the back of her car
Those poor kids.
>>28744811
That's not age, that's miles of Chad cock.
>>28744461
are you an older woman?
If yes then please notice me
>>28744855
>14 year old me will never have sex with my 10/10 milf dance class teacher
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>>28744750
Then explain my porn folder.
Also are you really using virgin as an insult on /r9k/? How new are you?
MILFs are what robots need
>Noo! I want an 18 year old virgin twee hipster shy mousy pure nerdy submissive thigh-gap gf that worships me, like in my Mongolian cave paintings!
You are exactly the opposite of what she wants and needs and she is exactly the opposite of what you need. A MILF will act as both your patron and moral superior, guiding you on your path to psychological and sexual manhood. She doesn't need you to pick up the tab, she knows better than you, she's been in relationships before, just let her help you and you'll be sexually satisfied beyond anything some inexperienced girl your own age could ever do for you. Just give her the dick and be prepared to suffer through a few horrible shows like Flip This House or Frankie and Grace.
Schopenhauer was right about relationships, let me tell you.
>>28745486
Like you've ever been in a MILF relationship.
>>28744871
Are you in love with chad's cock? because thats the only reason I can think of for people like you bringing up another mans dick at every opportunity.
>>28744461
Older women are basically what makes me believe I am not asexual yet. My last nearly-gf was 10 years old older than me. 33 years old.
Man I wish it worked out.
>>28745601
My first actual relationship beyond sexual was with a 30 year old highschool teacher when I was 19 (no, I was never her student). My last was with a 42 year old professor. The oldest woman I've been with was a 46 year old grandmother.
Granted, the GILF was crazy but the two educator gf's were exactly what I described in my previous post. Everything you people need and more.
>>28745631
You're a faggot for getting me hard.
>>28745677
Well how did you get them?
And how do you get over the feeling you aren't good enough for them?
>>28745660
Did you catch her at that weird point where they want a family and you can't give them that at 20 or so, so there's no point in continuing? That's the problem with older women in their 30's.
>>28745714
Nah. I was in my lowest back in the day, blalabla severe depression. The low that makes you throw up when you think about anything but sleeping. I needed to get out so I got a contract and left the country.
Also she was a semi robot. Didn't want any kids. I was a programmer working on project on her uni, she was a lecturer. Oceanography or whatever was it called.
Anyway, I still think about her at least twice a day.
>>28745692
My first, I met at work, before she went back to teaching highschool. I friendzoned her for a Chinese girl a few years older than me. After it didn't work out because I wasn't her rich, European ex-boyfriend who I apparently reminded her of, I gave the older woman a try. First girl I ever came with and fell in love with. I'm 6'2" with blond hair and blue eyes and somewhat of a Marlboro man face, but other than that I she said it's because I was so loyal to the Chink and so mature when we broke up and she was bitter, but I was calm and cordial. This impressed my first gf. We were together for two years and lived together for about a year and a half of that.
The professor, my second relationship, we met at a club we both regularly go to. A mutual friend introduced us. She was trying to poach me afterwards when I was already dating someone else. I told her to wait so I could see my current thing through. After that fell apart, she bought me a drink and I invited her out to the porch, to talk about escaping my country to go study in hers due to being a poorfag. We hit it off and I ended up at her place. Nothing happened that night for her kids waking up, but we started seeing eachother thereafter. She was really in love with me, I had no idea until we actually ended things.
But the point is, they're good for you.
>>28744461
souce souce please op
>>28745876
Oh, the professor, we were together for about 1 year and six months.
yes, but only black women
There's a super hot MILF (at least 50) I work with whom I was chatting up the other day
We talked about generic small talk things but I found out her husband works about 1500 miles away somehow
I know she has kids but they're all over 18 and presumed to have moved out so I'm really trying to take advantage of her so I can fuck her because I assume she's lonely
My life is only steps away from being a porno, how do I make it happen?
>>28744603
>manchilds
at least i can spell! i'll be mommy's little genius, he he!!
>>28744995
You actually have loli on your phone, anon?
Better have a very good password on the device.
>>28745876
>>28745922
>mfw no social life and therefore will never have qt MILF gf
>>28744461
Source on that lady?
>>28746083
Flirt with her, a lot
Basically just compliment her, smile a lot, make her feel great and/or young again
>>28746256
i've been making an effort to compliment her more often
except i'm an autistic sperg so complimenting people doesn't really come out naturally for me though. Still, practice will hopefully make perfect
>>28746083
>>28746562
Most women that age are looking for excitement from their boring day to day life.
Her having a husband complicates things, the best thing you can do is to try and get her horny and go from there.
If I was you I would make flirtatious comments to her and see if she bites, if she does get her number, then start flirting over text to try and get that booty call.
But that's just me and I like to be direct with women.
Im with one right now, but she looks twelve so Im kind a bummed.
Still looks youthful and doesnt smell like senior's house
>>28746137
Why would I care? It's not like the person who finds it would ever be smart enough to get passed the 4 digit pin.
I'm at work btw
>>28747655
Didn't mean to post with a trip...
