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>Consider myself a robot >Took this test >bingo oh fugg
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>Consider myself a robot
>Took this test
>bingo

oh fugg
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>>28743677
op's bingo
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>>28743677
Robot or not m8?
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I can check all of those off except picking a girl up from a bar or club as I am too young to go to either.

Still not a normie due to depression
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>>28744221
this is how normalfags actually think
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I'm a failed robot and a failed normie
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if you get bingo in this, literally get the fuck off my board.
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>>28744256
>if you don't have it as bad as coal black niggers from the shores of Africa you're not a robot
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4/25

bretty good

originalcommentforsuredesu
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>>28744417
I can't tell if you're baiting or if you actually think being a robot is just about having depression
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How the fuck does doing drugs make you less of a robot? 2/25 I'm not fat, just 5 kilos overweight. BMI of 26.
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>>28743677
Almost one?
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>>28744544
So you had a date to prom, but you didn't go?
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>>28743677
Still a robot. Why the fuck is my comment unorignal
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>>28744577
No, I misunderstood the box. I thought date refers to an event, not a person (Oh well, English ain't my first language). I had many dates over the years, but never went to prom. Pretentious shit.
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>not fat
I got one.
Holy shit though, so many normies on this fucking board. Literally admitting to being normies by posting their bingo charts.

>>28744579
No, you're not a robot. You're a failed normie who doesn't belong here. GET. OUT. REEEEE
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>>28743677
boohoo no bingo for me :v
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well i guess im still allowed here
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feel free to throw things at me, i'm just passing through
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So it's settled. I almost was a normalfag but I didn't go to prom because I dropped out of the 9th grade.

I just can't quite cut it guys. I'm okay with that.

Also I was really unsure about the moved out of parent's home because I did that before but I live with my mom now. Ultimately it was inconsequential.
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>>28744726
Not your board, /b/robot. Get mad.
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>>28743677
I almost made a box.
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I got 2
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>>28743677
>all these normos on my board

Get out.
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I actually didn't hit a single one of these.
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You mark the ones you consider to describe you, right?
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>>28743677
I got a worse result than last time, and even then I didn't get a bingo.
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Suprised I got what I did
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>>28744221
You'll never be robot.
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>>28745244
Why would he want to be?
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wew lad

robotblox
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>>28743677

Man I almost got a bingo!
I don't get it though, how come like almost no one in this thread has one?
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Does 'held a birthday party' include shit like birthdays when I was 5?
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>>28743677
Kill me.

this could be original
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>>28744817
all that and you haven't been called a good kisser, made your parents proud, or had sex in a public place? you sir are worse than a robot. you are a degenerate.
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I am really shy and do not have many close friends. But I wouldn't consider myself a robot.
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Can normies leave ?
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>>28743677

Honestly, I have no idea why "Playing on a team sport" is even on there. You're trying to tell me being forced to play little league baseball by your parents and failing miserably isn't robot?
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>>28745508
>Picked up a girl from a bar or club
>Uses social networking sites
>Tagged in photos with girls

Leave.
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do/don't belong help
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>>28743677
i hope socialnetwork apps count facebook but only opening it to look at dank memes and shitposting
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>>28745547
>Start talking to a girl at a bar
>Add her on Facebook that i rarely use and she tags me in a picture
>Haven't spoke to her since
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ETERNAL WAGEKEK
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>>28745570
>house party
>friends
>photos with girls
>social networking sites
Sorry, anon: even without a bingo you're still a normalfag.
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Close game
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>>28745586
Even if you're not a normalfag, you're a shitty kind of person.
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>>28745597

Still a normie.

Leave us alone. This is our safespace. You normies are just like women and have to invade everything.
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Oh god I'm a lost cause
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No normie here
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>>28745643
>normie
>didnt get bingo
?
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too lazy to fill one out
got only 4 on the whole sheet
ha...
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>>28743677
that's it lads. Im donezo
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>>28745636
how am i a shitty kind of person
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idk why I haven't commited seppuku yet
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Heh, I'm lucky enough to have friends, but no girls ever.
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>>28743677
do whores count?

>been here longer than you.
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Fuck off all you normalfucks who got a bingo

Reeee ect etc
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>>28745698
>Implying only bingo makes you normie.

You use normielogic normie. In the robotuprising we will gas people like you.
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>>28745865
Only normies accuse people of being normies
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>>28743677
Worker drone reporting in. Nothing but factory and home for 4 years now.
Does getting together with 2 other robots and drinking ourselves into oblivion count as "Birthday Party"?
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>>28745892
Fug, forgot pic.
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>>28743677
I am a normie.

[Not original]
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>>28745890
Considering you did that in the first place, I guess that means you are the biggest normie than, normie.

Kill urself. Suppresing assholes like you only deserve death.
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>>28743677
Fixed the chart by grouping appropriately
>moved out of parent's home
Excluded since this doesn't necessarily make you a normalfag (e.g. parents die, get kicked out, etc.)
>get compliments regularly
Could be from your parents, so not necessarily normalfaggotry
>parents are proud of you
Definitely contributes to being a normalfag, but not exclusive to them
>not fat; in good shape
Again, contributes to normalfaggotry, but you can be a robot with high dex/str
>have had a job
Goes with the first one; it's sometimes necessary to be self-sustaining, and may
even enhance robotic tendencies
>have tried recreational drugs
Certainly a normalfag activity, but if you do it alone, then it doesn't automati
cally make you a normalfag
>held at least one birthday party
Could have happened very early in life, so forgivable
>rarely alone on birthdays and New Year
Almost included this, but if you still live with your parents, then this would b
e the case

What do you think, robots?
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Guess I'm a normie rip
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>>28745379
You got bingo diagonally.
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I hope sports teams of 7 year olds count as a team sport.
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>>28745991
mfw by these standards I'm a 0
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Literally none of those panels apply to me.
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>>28745929
Hows being a normie working out for you ?
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this made me feel a little better about myself thnx anons
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How bad am I?

Am I fucked?
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>>28743677
Not even close
Nice repeating numbers
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>>28746608
To note, I've gone to prom but never had a date that's why I didn't write it down. I just drank and talked to people during it the whole time, took some pictures too.
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was honest
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I'm not even among my own kind here anymore
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Are you sure this bing thing is well done?

Because i pictured myself more normier
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>>28747290
As long as you've checked the middle square, you're a normal
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Feels bad man. At least my parents are somewhat proud of me.
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>implying anyone one 4chan has actually done it
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Huh. Shit ain't nearly as bad I thought. Certainly gives you some perspective.
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>>28747348
I see.

Good bye friends
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>>28743677
Rate me, fags. My parents are proud and I have a job because I am good at programming
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>>28744221
fuck off you normie cunt
oregano comet
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still been coming here for 3 years
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>>28747421
Pretty normal life you have right there. Why even visit this board?
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haven't had a birthday party in years and i only use facebook for memes
also i'm not fat but i'm not in good shape (no gym)
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>>28744514
>>28744514
Because you need connections to get drugs.
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>>28743677
Only one i'm missing is prom with a date.. what have i done with my life?
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>>28748412
That kinda makes sense in some places but here even the most maladjusted NEET hikki can get drugs.
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Wew, that was close.
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All these bingos but, i still feel empty inside.
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I have no friends now.
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>>28743677
sjlfnknvnpcsosmdpcmkecmepmcsmcdsmcsdlmcdcmpmsdpcm
>how is this not original?
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hoIy shit that was close
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>can make conversation easily
>use social networking sites/apps
>tagged in photos with girls
>parents are proud of you
>not fat; in good shape
>have had a job
Do I make the cut?
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Not sure I should count the sexual partners one because all except one have been prostitutes.
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Failed normie reporting in
>rarely alone on new years eve

Yeah, my parents fucking force me to go to my grandma's house with them, how does that make me a normalfag?

>had a girl say she loves you
She was 13, she didn't know what she was talking about
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