All virgins here, share your stories about the most sexual thing you have done in your life, I'll start.
>at my friend's bday party
>drunk
>grabbed his sister's ass
>she was shocked, but was smiling at the same time, so I guess she liked it :>
>been to 2 different strip clubs
>made out with 2 slutty girls SIMULTANEOUSLY and they rubbed my crotch
>girls have sent me nudes and I turned them down for sex
>once I sucked a dick
Mostly a virgin by choice I guess.
Nearly lost virginity to a Nigerian hooker, couldn't get an erection so nothing happened.
Had a decent body
>Played with her big soft ass/thighs
>Played with her tits
>Got a handjob
Went home couldn't get a boner as a result of long term porn use + drugs and alchohol that night
Still haven't ever kissed a girl or had sex.
kissed a few girls
>be on family vacation
>have sister same age as me, easily 9/10
>sharing a bed
>she rolls around a lot while sleeping
>accidentally places her hand on my dick for a few seconds
>tfw
> hugs girl
Yeah that's about it. Completely serious.
>>28743732
>Once sucked a dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1RZbUkzF64
>>28743662
>go to friend's party at his grandparents house that is 2 hours away
>he's usually out of state working so he doesn't have a house here
>after party there's a bar with $2 long islands
>drunkest I've ever been
>other guy that I just met at the party got a girl to walk up to me and grab my nuts and give me her number
I tried texting her a week later but didn't get a response. That's leaps and bounds above any thing I've ever done. Like if I was doing statistics I'd have to mark that as an outlier cause it'd throw the numbers off so much.
>sitting in back seat of car with friend and his girlfriend
>she starts rubbing my crotch for 5 minutes
Still kissless, hugless, sexless.
>nine years ago
>i was 14
>traveled 600 km for a girl
>drunk all day
>we went in a hotel
>too drunk and tired to get a full erection
>lost the erection before the orgasm
Eight years ago I also fingered my friend's sister.
>>28743859
Yeah I'm open minded. I wouldn't call myself bisexual but I pretty much masturbate to gay and straight stuff equally and am attracted to women, men, and traps.
Also love me some monstergirls.
A girl gave me a high-five for fixing her computer once.
I'm serious.
>>28743914
are you even cute?
>>28743964
what was wrong with it?
did you land the highfive good?
>>28743964
I bet you marturbated with that hand later, you perv.
>>28743964
I concede defeat. Damn, man.
>>28743983
>are you even cute?
/soc/ rates 7-8. I get compliments from strangers whenever I dress nice and get a nice haircut. Friends also tell me I have a nice face.
I'm skinny so most people think I'm a twink faggot. Even my mom thinks I'm gay because she never sees me with a girlfriend.
>>28744064
do you want a fat BF with no job/license?
you have to dress up in cute girl clothes and grow your hair out and learn how to wear makeup
Camming with a guy and watching him jerk off to my pics
that and masturbating while on the phone with him
>bring girl home
>we get high
>start making out
>walking eyes closed towards mom's bedroom
>she gets naked
>I get naked
>dick goes full limp
>we cuddle for a while, nothing happens
At least I got a girl wanting to fuck me. It still makes me want to kill myself when I think about it.
I'm Arab... i'm still faping,, i have no life....
>>28744127
why didn't you lick her vagina like it's an almost empty pudding cup
>>28743662
>fucked my friends current gf
>has never suspected of any history between me and her.
>fooled around with another friends gf a couple years ago
>best part was that she started everything
>we did fun stuff
>Also fucked her sister as well
>Their family is very welcoming with me
But I am unanimously known as the guy who is super nice and wouldn't harm a fly. I'm even jokingly mocked when the guys get together to act manly. Their girlfriends are always with them too, and I can't help but smile.
>be me 17
>normies tired of me being kv
>set me up
>I kiss girl
>>28744080
No I'm a man, not a trap. I might be skinny but I'm rugged. I'm a NEET now but I used to have a construction job. My feet are calloused, I have too much hair to get rid of it all. My facial features are very masculine I'm definitely a man and couldn't be anything else, nor would I want to be.
Also not into fat guys.
>>28744162
>Virgins
>fucked my friends
Fucking normies, can't even REEEEEEAD.
>>28744183
whatever i hope you trip next time you get up and go tot he hospital and the only treatment is HRT
I spoke to a girl once. Not for too long though.
>>28743662
>bisexual
>when i was a teenager me and my family always went to my aunt's house during the summer
>my cousin is bisexual too (more gay than me,tho)
>we masturbated togheter and sucked each other's cock
>>28744189
>not virgin
>must be Norman
>screeching_frogs.wav
I dislike the things my normie friends do on a daily basis. Spending time with them has become such a drag. I also hate the normie mask I have to wear to meet the expectations that come with the workforce.
Stop bulling me and just love me. Is that too much to ask for?
>>28744127
I know that feel bro
>Go to a party where I can't drink because driving
>Friends all fuck off and do their thing
>Friend of a friend who is fairly qt black girl
>Cuddles up to me all night so eventually I kiss her
>Drive her back home and she takes me up to her bedroom
>Not even drunk, just too nervous to get it up
>She ends up sitting on my face instead
I hope she at least had a good time.And it isn't the first time it's happened.
>>28744351
>All virgins here, share your stories about the most sexual thing you have done in your life, I'll start.
>All virgins here,
>All virgins
I'm not bothered that non-virgins are on /r9k/ and identify as robots, but for the sake of this thread, please learn some basic reading comprehension.
>>28744177
Made out and felt my bosses boobs at a party at her place. She's 8 years older than me. Tried to finger her but she wouldn't let me. Biggest tease
>>28744383
I was one of you dammit. I lost it at 23. But ok, here's a story from before
>be VIRGIN
>friend from high school comes over
>hangout in my room
>she wants to make out
>gives me that look
>starts taking off her clothes
>oh shit its finally gonna happen
>her mom calls
>she freaks out, abnormally scared of her mom
>she leaves home
>never see her again
Hugged a girl but like friendly ways.
>be me
>beta fag
> crush a 7/10 and for some reason she talks to me
>we sit on the same couch
>decide it would be a good idea to kick her in the tits
>kick her in the tits
>she falls off of the couch
Y dont grills like me
