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Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
Attempting to get a proper voting session edition.
Someone should update the seat graph.
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everybody beIow this line is a redditor

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>>28742068
Ohayou everywan!
I'm going to update the seat graph.
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>>28742068
And here's the updated graph.
Let me know if you spot some mistakes.
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OHAYOU EVERYWAN!!!!!!

fucking comment is original rree
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*teleports in

sup fuckers
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>>28743361
* teleports behind your back and hugs you
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>>28743361

*appears from the shadows*

>>28743552

*witnesses*

wew
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*shuffles in* Morning, all.
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>>28743633
Morning.

FUCKING ORIGINALITY
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>>28742247
>>28743083
Ohayou. Let's do our best today and try to vote on a bill.
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>>28743728
Yeah, but we'll have to wait for more memebers to come in.
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Reporting in and ready to do my duty.
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tick tock

tick tock

tick tock

tick tock
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>>28743633
Goodmorning, fellow party member.

Shall we do something about the influx of firearms related homicides today?
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Don't mind me, just gonna sit here and do nothing all day
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>>28743956
*teleports behind you

is that what you thought?
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We have 11 unique posters now. Should we try to vote now?
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>>28742068
Helo yes can i join parliament
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>>28744115
Yes, you can. I'll add you to the list of memebers on the wiki.
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>>28744097
i don't see why not

better not be shit bills
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Hello everyone!

I'm back after veery long(I think) break
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>>28744133
Thanks f*m
Oregano
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>>28744135
Ok, we'll try it now.

Oral Hygiene Bill:
Proposed by: Wanon[2D] !!fK/gPzHaQGM
(Sorry, Wanon, but non-ASCII text is not alllowed in posts on r9k)
Robots are known for bad oral hygiene judged by the "Post your teeth" threads, this bill shall help alleviate those problems and help boost self confidence, I propose that all members of the Parliament should brush their teeth for two minutes twice a day and mouthwash both times and should at a minimum floss twice a week.

Voting will end in 10 minutes.
Reply yay or nay to this post.
10 votes required for this voting to be valid.
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>>28744223

Yay!

Thats okay
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>>28744223
Cechya of the Western Wojak Party says Yea
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>>28744223
Voting yay, this doesn't FORCE me to do this.
I don't care about my teeth desu.

I was so close to trips.
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>>28744223

Yay. Some people's teeth are fucking disgusting.
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>>28744273
Your vote isn't valid, because you forgot your tripcode.
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>>28744223
Nay. Bill has loopholes in the wording, and is thus superfluous.
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>>28744223
Yay.
very original vote
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>>28744223
Yay (I need to do better for my dentists sake)

...in times of great peril he used to fiddle with the handkerchief of power...
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4 votes to go, don't screw this up this time.
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>>28744285
Shit. Sorry. Does my vote count now?
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>>28744223
Seems silly but I'll vote yay because it's a 2D bill.
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>>28744363
Make a proper reply to the right post.
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>>28744095
Zap zap zap, pew pew pew.

yeah kiddo
>>28744223
yay
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>>28744223
>7 replies in 10 minutes
Voting is invalid, we'll try again on the next session.
Maybe we're doing it at wrong time.
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>>28744406

I only wanted anons to brush their teeth
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>>28744413
Yeah, but we didn't have enough people this time.
Rules are rules.
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>>28744406
I think we did it too early. There are only 13 people in the thread.
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>>28744455
Yeah, we'll try it later or something.
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>>28744471
Second that motion.
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>>28744455
Nice dubs.
Uh, I feel like this parliament is falling apart already.
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>>28744471
Good idea, these threads usually get up to 300+ posts. We're only at 43.
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So can I join this shit just by making a tripcode and posting?
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>>28744505
it's because a bunch of newfags probably signed up because they were bored, and now there are about 2 dozen members who actually take part in sessions of parliament
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>>28744896
Yeah, that's pretty much it.

>>28744924
True.
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>>28744924
I only signed up a little while ago, but I've seen a lot of people who post once then never participate.
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>>28745012
Technically we have a roll call today, but who even wants to redo the list of memebers after today's thread?
Not me
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So what time will the next voting be? Do we have enough people in thread to try again?
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>>28745149
I think we should wait longer. This thread isn't very active now, so now wouldn't be a good time.
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>>28745149
Later. There's only one more poster since we last tried.
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>>28745176
We should start doing role call again after about 80-100 posts to determine how many people are active and here.
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>>28745228
But will anybody even bother to rewrite the list of memebers?
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Row call is good, I might be a bit absent due to a little tv-show binging, but will check back regularly.
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>>28745228
Also, it will be easier to just count all tripcodes in this thread
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We need to build a wall around /r9k/ and make the normies pay for it!
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>>28745335

Hold it.

I think thats a great idea.
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>>28745335
Yeah, a wall would be good.

>>28745381
It is.
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>>28745335
I fully support your cause
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>>28745335
I actually added your idea to the policies of 2D on the wiki.
Great idea.
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>>28745462
I'm here to help, bano.
I wonder if there is a way to get more active users in parliament on a daily basis.
Nobody uses the discord anymore, which I was going to use to direct people to threads when they're up.
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>>28745335
Why would we build a wall? Don't we want to become part of society, on our own terms? I was of the impression that the normie hate was because they had options in life that we didn't, not that they were bad people. Wouldn't you want to be a normie if you got the choice?
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>>28745704
I think it's far too late for any robots to become normies now. How can you go back after all of the roastie shit, the chad hating, etc.?
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>>28745704
Coexisting with the normies is a necessary evil. But this board is ours! They have their safe spaces where we robots know we aren't welcome and do not go! Namely, clubs and parties.
Sometimes a brave robot will venture to one of these places and realize they don't belong, so they leave! The normies don't reason in this way. They come to our board and shit it up with normie talk, attention whoring, and meetups when we're just trying to rp in peace. But they don't leave because they don't understand that they might not be accepted somewhere. They laugh when they tell them to get out. They say "it's just memes bro" but we know, they aren't part of our culture. They don't belong here! We need to export the illegal normies NOW!
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>>28745918
>realizing I just said export the normies as if they are a trade good.
I ment deport obviously.
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>>28745704
I pretty much gave up on real life.
Robots can go outside if they want to, but they might not be able to come back here.
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>>28745918
Well put good sir
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>>28745918
>We need to export the illegal normies NOW!
Ok, that was pretty fucking funny. You have my vote.

>>28745993
OK, but only if the inside of the wall is comfy.
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>>28746091
>OK, but only if the inside of the wall is comfy.
It is comfy unless you want to kill yourself at the moment or something.
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>>28746091
>but only if the inside of the wall is comfy.
We will try to make it as comfy as possible, with the normies gone there will be much more room for comfy threads instead of their insistent spamming.
2D already wants to bring back Ohayou threads, You Wojaks could bring back more feels threads. More robots would follow suit without the normies here triggering them. They're the real heroes here. Fighting the normies on the frontlines while we debate in our chamber.
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>>28746201
Hopefully the number of residents wouldn't plummet once suicide inevitably becomes prevalent.

>>28746229
Can someone prepare a draft then? i am unacquainted with the process.
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>>28745335
Yes! we need to keep normies the fuck out
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>>28745704
>Wouldn't you want to be a normie if you got the choice?
i'd rather commit fucking suicide
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Uh, should we write a bill about building a wall?

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>>28746424
Easy there, bucky.
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>>28746504
What is the wall gonna be build out of though?
will we have a moat?
can we really build a wall in our southern border?
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>>28746504
I'll write one give me a bit

I'm glad to see even with our differences, all parties can come together with our dislike of normies in our lands.

>>28746554
A moat would be a good idea.
The southern border is tricky. There's a lot of rough terrain near the /s4s/ land. Surely we can make it work with the combined forces of wagecucks building and a little magic.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmWOOrwDUug

Inspirational video for the new bill.
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>>28746541
don't tell me to take it easy!
>>28746554
for once i agree with you, a moat would be pretty cool
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>>28746676
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463945285357.webm
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>>28746826

Goddamn thats good.
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>>28746897
Thought you might enjoy it. Glad you did.
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>>28746676
>>28746826
Thank you both ;_;
>actually nice to see that it wasn't an original comment
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I'm glad that all parties can bond over Trump and building a wall, I'm glad there are no libcucks in parliament.
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Good evening chaps
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>>28747182
We're going to build a wall, and reddit is going to pay for it.
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>>28747333

>those trips

Literally perfect.
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Good afternoon gentlemen, is there anything else we're going to be voting for today?
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>>28747570
We tried once, but not enough people voted, and not that many people showed up since, so probably no.
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>>28747617
Do you guys have a set time? Because I feel like if you guys had a specific time then more people would come.
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>>28747680
We don't.
It seemed to be a better idea to just try voting when threads seem active enough, but that might be wrong.
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So the system thinks my bill is spam for some reason even with reformatting.
I'm putting it in the legislative docket. I blame the sjw mods.


>>28747680
The thread pops up at roughly the same time every day as is
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>>28747817
>>28747755
Why not start these threads during night hours?
that seems to be when most robots are up.
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>>28747866
It doesn't matter when we start the threads, some people are around earlier, and we don't have to vote right away.
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>>28747817
Your bill is pretty good.
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>>28747817

Pretty good bill senpai. I'd argue that it needs more huskies but its pretty much perfect.
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>>28747964
heeeey

that's pretty good

it's also pretty fucking original nazi mods
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>>28747817
Great bill you've written.
To be sure it passes I'll give it a preemptive Yay in case it is voted on in my absence.
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Did we ever vote on the Sword Fight Limitation Bill or the Edgelord Thirst Bill?
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>>28748726
No, we never got to them, because voting couldn't reach the required amount of votes.
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>>28747333
build wall
yes
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I want to join the parliament, but almost all of the active parties that I have observed are against my normie status. What do
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>>28749203
The CSP accepts the norman

http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Common_Sense_Party
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>>28749203
Join Homolust and create a pure world.
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>>28749203
The CSP accepts everyone.

fucking normie ree
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>>28749203
Your place is not here. You should be partying or something now. Reddit is the place you should go to right now.
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>>28749353
i mean, I'm about to go to hang out with my friends so
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>>28749385
GET OUT FUCKING NORMIE, STOP POSTING RIGHT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Reddit tier.
Sage.
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>>28749385
Then you don't have time for the parliament. I didn't even know normies went on /r9k/, I thought they all stuck around on Reddit.
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>>28749353
>>28749435
after this i guess
>>28749291
is my best bet
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>>28749473
We're going to build a wall and keep your kind OUT!
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>>28749385
>>28749473
Legislation to ban normies when?
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>>28749385
Ever think that girly friend of yours would look better in girl's clothes?
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>>28749505
not better than my girlfriend
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>>28749203

BUILD WALL
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YOU FUCKING NORMIE!!!!!
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>>28749502
When we have enough people around to get enough votes on a bill.

>>28749566
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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so how would i go about joining the common sense party
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>>28749587
Make /r9k/ great again!
Normies should go back to their shitholes.
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>>28749643
You shouldn't.
GO AWAY
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>>28749566
>girlfriend
What are you, a fucking savage? Go back to beating your chest and eating dirt.
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>>28749643
Figures that a normie wouldn't even be able to fucking read the OP

GET OUT OF MY BOARD
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>>28749643


http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
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Guys i do believe you are being rused. Behave yourselves when on duty.
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>>28749643
>not reading the OP

FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD
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>>28749505
You know, I have this online friend. He's real skinny and robotic. We often talk about tfw no gf and stuff but I've always had a sneaking suspicion that he is gay. Tell me Friedrich how can I tell for sure? It's just been bugging me for years now, after one time he told me he thought he might be gay and I asked him if he likes dick. He immediately recoiled over it, but I still think he might be.
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>>28749751
not rused
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>>28749819
>TFW I prefer dicks
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>>28749834
What is this, your attempt at showing us you are a normie?
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>>28749868
slightly, but mostly my confusion
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>>28749860

>tfw I prefer Makoto
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>>28749944
But do you like doing lewd stuff?
I don't
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Daily reminder that Waifu-fags never win.
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So pretty much like this
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>>28749819
Common problem. Due to this heteronormative society that we live in at the moment he probably believes that what he feels is wrong. He said that he thought he might be gay, but you asking if he likes dick was probably too much for him to handle. Deep down he probably does love dick, but again, it was probably too big of a leap and his mind being brainwashed by the jewry of the straight world automatically recoils. Just give it time, try to make him feel comfortable around you and he may reveal his true nature in time. The fact that he said he might be gay already shows there's a crack in his shell, you just need to open it more to let his true self show.

>>28749860
Then join the true dick loving party .
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>>28749993
Why do wizards hate waifufags so much?
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>>28749203
>>28749385
>>28749473
>>28749566
>>28749643
>>28749834
>>28749890
*teleports behind you
YOU FUCKED UP KID
*tears out your soul and feeds it to satan
FUCK OFF AND NEVER COME BACK
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>>28749978

I plead the fifth.

For originality.
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>>28750037
Yes just like that you fucking scum
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>>28750064
They can't stand the fact that some people vam find love, because once you become a wizard you can never go back, or you lose your power. This isn't the case for people like me who thrive on blood and fighting, whose power doesn't come from virginity
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>>28750064
They suck out the magical life force of wizards, not as fast as a real 3d women but still enough to make them weak.

>>28750143
The power of ones virginity is the most purest and strongest, no amount of physical strength of bloodshed can match a true virgin wizard.
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>>28750064
Personally I believe there is no problem with your waifus. To each his/her own. But waifus have a tendency to stand in the way of ultimate power.
>>28750143 is correct
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>>28750037
Welcome, brother. The fire rises.
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>>28750060
It's funny, because I lost my only friend because I questioned my sexuality.
As for joining your party, no. I prefer to stay in 2D, but I see Homolust as a good party to be in a potential coalition.
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>>28750060
Probably, the thing is we ARE really close. And he makes homosexual jokes and stuff that lead me to believe he might be gay. Like one time he had a girl over to his house for like the second or third time ever. (He didn't even try to do anything with her, not because he was nervous, he said stuff about how "he's not like that" or something. they talked all night..red flag number 1)
And he said something like at least now my dad wont think I'm gay. red flag number 2
He makes jokes about finding a boyfriend and stuff, I honestly have felt like he's going to spew it out to me at any moment sometimes. How do I urge him to let it out? Assuming I'm not looking into it too hard.
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>>28750207
>Normalfags baneposting
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STAY AWAY FROM FUNNY JOKES
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>>28750247
Just tell him you're fine with it.
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>>28750251
Silly roach. Your memes are normalfag status now.
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>>28750191
>>28750203
you don't even know about ultimate power. what you have obtained is merely a small fragment created by years of not releasing energy that is tied to your virginity. I have started down a path of actively opening new doors to power, whatever the cost. giant thunder clouds and balls of lightning look flashy and intimidating, but they are nothing when you can warp the fabric of reality itself
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>>28750251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJroOnp7-Rg

here you go Bano, UUUU's
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>>28750271
He knows I am. I think he knows I'm bisexual, I've never outwardly said so because there's no need to, but I've gone on rants whenever sexuality comes up in conversation about how I think everyone is at least a little bit bi and need to stop being homophobes.
Also I had gay friends in highschool, which is where I know him from. I think he just can't accept it himself
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>>28750319
that's some good fucking shit right there
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>>28750319
>Bano
At least get my nick right ;_;
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>>28750355
Or I'm just projecting my own faggotry onto him, idfk
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>>28750209
I apologize for the loss of your friendship. The society we live in now is truly toxic. And I wouldn't mind a coalition, but I don't want the party to lose its identity.

>>28750247
You just have to wait honestly, don't try to push it out of him. You just have to create a nice environment and be a good conduit for him to tell you about his desires. Just be patient, you can't rush these things.
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>>28750291
Wizards were made by the gods themselves, brought down to earth to serve the people of earth to bring about peace and harmony.
we can move mountains, split oceans, soar through the skies, and summon demons from another plane of existence.

what you call warping the fabric of reality is just spring cleaning for us, you are a speck compared to our greatness.
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>>28750410
>you can't rush these things.
Fair enough, after all it doesn't matter really
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>>28750410
A coalition would be made mostly for the sake of it, but we're going to agree on most bills anyway.
I just wanted to create a coalition and give it a memetic name like ci/a/lition.
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I should go to sleep now. Oyasuminasai everywan.
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>>28750468
I support such a coalition
>>28750524
Goodnight bano
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>>28750424
>we can move mountains, split oceans, soar through the skies, and summon demons from another plane of existence
pathetic. this material universe is but a sandbox for me. if i wanted i could do away with it entirely in minutes. I can move throughout this realm at will, and i can be in as many places at once as i need to. the only thing that can threaten me are those who have also ascended above this crude matter
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>>28750524
goodnight. Thank you for making the thread.
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>>28750524
Good night and sleep well bano. See you in the next session.
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>>28750524
goodnight bano
don't let the normies plague your dreams
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>>28750524
Goodnight bano.
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>>28750524
Sleep well sir Bano.
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hello new friend here, independent right now, any good parties to join?
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>>28751501
2D is a great choice if you love waifus and want to make r9k great again
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>>28751501
>>28751527
REE is an even better choice if you want to make /r9k/ great again
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>>28751501
Spread Common Sense with us, brother.

http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Common_Sense_Party#
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>>28751598

>tfw multiple parties you're thinking about joining
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>>28751821
The common sense party enlists normies. Don't let them sway your judgment
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>>28751877

Well I don't think I'd be very welcome in 2D, all things considered. Completely besides the fact that Wanon frequently REEs at me and calls me a normie regularly.

I mean, I don't even have a waifu. CSP is probably one of the only ones that would accept me.
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Guys I just scared my neighbor I think.
I should note that I was soaking wet because I just got back from jogging and it decided to pour rain on me. I'm not sure she realized that is why I was drenched.
A pot fell off her porch upstairs and she asked if she could pick it up (it was right in front of my porch). I was like yeah help yourself I don't mind.
She asked if it was just me living here I said "yeah however many of me are in here" She looked mortified and literally slowly backed up said "well nice to meet you" and went to clean up her pot.
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>>28751930
Join the WWP then. We are just here for feels and being sad that others are better off than us.
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>>28751930
that's what swayed my decision
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>>28751930
same here, i'm torn between REE, WWP and AutSoc.
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>>28752178

I can't do REE, they would hate me. WWP is blank on the wiki, and AutSoc has some shit on the page I aint a big fan of.

Legit the only one I don't think I'd conflict with or be welcome by is CSP.
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>>28752326
WWP is all about being sad together.
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Edgelord reportan' in
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>>28752370

I like cheering people up though and elevating them out of their depression so they can do something good with their lives and be happy.
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>>28752549
I like trying to help people with depression too, especially because I suffer from it myself. But at the end of the day I know that it's up to them to help themselves. It's a complex feel
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>>28751501
>>28751821
>>28751930
Join homolust.
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>>28752595

Agreed. No one can save anyone but themselves. Still, it's nice to help at least a little bit.
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Any Christian party?
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>>28752961
REE would be accepting to christians as long as they're not normies. I could give a shit about your faith tbqh famlamadingdong.

Sorry I'm late guis
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>>28753097
I will join the church of waifuism then
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>>28752961
CSP accepts all religions of peace
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>>28753332

So no muzzies right?
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>>28753439
We believe that people should not be generalized and that they should be judged for their actions.
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Might as weII
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>>28753586
>We believe that people should not be generalized and that they should be judged for their actions
isn't that just basic common sense though?
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>>28754154
Huh. Maybe their party should state that they're about common sense or something like that. Maybe it should be their name or something idk.
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>>28754224
well fuck me then
time to slaughter some pigs in human clothing to relieve my shame
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30 posters, think we should vote on the hygiene bill again?
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>>28754448
I don't see why not. We should probably have a longer time limit though.
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>>28754448
yeah sure, why not
i'm going to kill the fucking robot i swear
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>>28754480
15, 20 minutes?

i fucking hate the insistence on originality
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>>28754537
Yeah 20 minutes sounds good.
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I hereby swear by my honor to protect /r9k/ from the invading hordes of normalfags.
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The most /r9k/ now establishing a party in /r9k/
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>>28754646
fugg forgot trip :---DDD
many dishonor :DD
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>>28754646
Best tripfag. From now on, all tripfags who have knightly honorifics instead of gay names like doj will be known as r9knights. God bless you.
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Hello friends, Glad you join you all.
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hi is this how i join?
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>>28754853
yeah. Just add your name to the list of MP's on the wiki.
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>>28754887
ok, but i decided i want to be independent instead. thanks my dude
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>>28754646
all salute Sir Kekbur the Meme Knight, the first r9knight of the round board
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Let's vote.

Oral Hygiene Bill:
Proposed by: Wanon[2D] !!fK/gPzHaQGM

Robots are known for bad oral hygiene judged by the "Post your teeth" threads, this bill shall help alleviate those problems and help boost self confidence, I propose that all members of the Parliament should brush their teeth for two minutes twice a day and mouthwash both times and should at a minimum floss twice a week.

Voting will end in 20 minutes.
Reply yay or nay to this post.
10 votes required for this voting to be valid.
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>>28755017
nay. mouthwash twice a day? who has time for that.
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New and proud to be an independent

I vote Yay on the oral hygeine bill.
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>>28755017
Yay. I believe that good oral hygiene is important for everyone, especially the new budding femboi trap.
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>>28755017
Nay.
Brushing twice daily is not only impractical but expensive considering brushing twice means spending twice as much toothpaste.
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>>28755017
Silly bill, but it's 2D so...
Yay
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>>28755100
Thank you for your vote, Sir Kekbur. We must not allow for our stands of justice to be swayed by the normies.
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>>28755017
yea

Posting gibberish at the end of a post may result in mod intervention.
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>>28755017
Yay

dental hygiene is of vital importance
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>>28755017
Yay. i need a reason to brush family
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>>28755017
Yay

oregano comment
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>>28755151
No need to thank me, 'tis only my duty to serve the higher interests of the realm.
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Voting has ended. The necessary 10 votes were not reached. The bill will be voted on at a later date.
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>>28755408
There is 8 replies and one guy who voted but didnt do it as a reply, why not extend voting for a little to see if another vote comes through?
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>>28755451
It's not ideal to pass a bill with the minimum number of voters anyway.

Just added a new bill to the docket, will be waiting until we have more MP's on to put it to a vote.
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Good choice, no need to rush on that nasty "health" bill. Why don't we enjoy our freedom a little bit longer before giving it away?
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>>28752046
Wolf, I would like to vote for your bill on the wall. However it seems like a lot of work without nap breaks. If you add in a clause about required siestas every few hours, I would be inclined to vote in favor of it.
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>>28742068
Oh shit is this really back?
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Will we have to take photos of ourselves doing the brushing or something? This bill seems unenforceable
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JUST

be yourself

bloxxx
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>>28755572
Nice. Someone refound the party I created. Can I join?
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>>28755904
Of course, take your rightful place as the leader.
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>>28755775
Seems fair I'll add an amendment
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http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Cyber_Party

Vote now for Cyber Party on the parliament for anonymity on /r9k/
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>>28755930
Nah I can't be leader again because college summer classes and work, you should be the leader. I will serve faithfully.

How long has parliament been back?
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>>28756018
Thank you, I look forward to the vote.
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>>28756126
I have only seen it today. I look forward to helping make r9k great again as well as fight the horror of staying awake too long.
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Great, 41 autists just formed some kind of government. Fuck this shit.
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>>28756297
i fucked your mothers shit
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>>28756297
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/
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>>28756297
This is how the Beta Dynasty begins dear anon
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>>28756459
Why be a Dynasty when we can be a Peoples Republic?

Vote Cyber.
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>>28756484
Dynasty is just a nicer word, no hard feelings
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>>28742068
Are fembots allowed in?

I want to join REE party
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>>28756593
only if you provide breast evidence of gender. no hard feelings, but if you crop out your face no one irl will ever know it's you so you might as well just do it
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Kai Leng, a normie?

Is it opposite day again?
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>>28756353
>Autists don't belong here

I'm sorry for your condition.
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>>28742068
This looks like fun.

Give me a reason as to why you folks haven't joined the ranks of Frontiersmen caucus
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What party should I join?
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So how does this version work? Does it have a president again or did we get rid of that?
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>>28756748

http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Cyber_Party

Do you like Cyberpunk?
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>>28756593
Tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>28756748
2D is the obvious choice
>>28756791
No president. We just discuss whatever we want. Anyone can propose a bill at any time. We don't have a set voting time, we've just been doing it when there is enough active posters in the thread.
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>>28756748
A strong successful party with a proven history and a large group of members
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Founding a new party for 3D waifuposters
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>>28756748
Don't be a 2D sheep. But don't join us you'll probably be sent to a camp or a farm if we get in power t b h.
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>>28756748
How do you feel about sleep? The Heavy Sleepers Union may be for you.
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