you are going to get a burger late at night and there are some drunk and drugged youths eating after leaving the night club.
you approach this girl to ask for the time and before you can get a word out she says 'not interested' and turns the other way.
what is your reaction?
>>28741874
>*pillage remains*
>>28741874
JESUS CHRIST A TALKING SKELETON
>>28741874
I want to know the fucking time you human luffa hybrid.
>>28741874
Get over yourself, Skeletor. I only wanted to know what time it is.
>>28741874
I dunno why I'd ask for the time if I'm going out late at night to eat a burger, I probably know more or less what time it is, or just check my phone. But I'll indulge you, I'd walk away and ask someone else
>>28741874
I cast Turn Undead
Drag her back to my house and force feed her junk food until she's over weight. Then fuck her mercilessly
>tfw no qt skele gf
>>28742021
'hahahaha hes pretending like he actually wanted to know the time'
>>28741874
blow on her and get charged for murder
>>28741874
Thank her and enjoy my extra potassium.
>>28741895
oh my god my fucking sides
first post best post
>>28742319
There was nothing funny about his post at all, you stupid retarded faggot.
>Press X to pick up soul of a lost wanderer
>>28741874
>running out of humanity
"Not interested in what? Eating? I can see that."
Punch her in her face and watch as her decapitated head rolls on to the floor.
Guys this woman clearly has a disease of some kind.
Show some couth.
>>28743536
I'm not sure if undead is considered a disease rather than a state of decomposition.
>>28741874
How is she stiII alive?
>>28741874
Pick up soul of a proud knight
>>28743669
I thought you were supposed to be the white knight? That's not a very nice thing to joke about
>>28743830
I've said it 500 times before that I'm not a whiteknight. The woman in the OP obviously has it fucking bad but jokes about skeletons and undead are too good to pass on.
>playing offline
>>28741874
How is it still alive wtf m8
>>28743762
LOLLLL that's brutal
>>28741874
>not interested, smoothskin
>>28741874
That's fine and dandy but I still need to know the time.
>>28741895
may the flames guide you anon
>>28742082
>danganronpa is now mainstream enough for ifunny
FUCKING NORMALFAGS STAY AWAY FROM MY MIKAN
>>28741895
excellent post ashen one.
>>28744212
>but jokes about skeletons and undead are too good to pass on.
and this is the guy who calls you a loser virgin if you say anything bad about women. I think maybe you are the loser
>>28742436
Control your impulse fledgling, less you endanger all of our blood.
>>28741895
omfg usurp that flame you funny niggaaaaaaa
karate chop her in half
>>28741895
another case of first poster speaks the truth!
