>tfw haven't had sex in 3 WEEKS
who /robot/ here
originio commenato
>tfw only have 1000 friends
I'm so lonely
>>28742028
The fact that you have to point out that it's bait means this post must've triggered you.
>mfw gf is on a 2 week vacation
so fucking lonely
>>28741869
>tfw this is an ironic meme thread
>tfw there will be morons who will take it seriously
Why fucking bother, m8 ?
>only got 200 birthday wishes this year
Do people just hate me now?
>>28741869
>tfw haven't talked to anyone since yesterday
Living the robot life m80s
>>28741869
My female cousin says things like this all the time.
>holy fuck I haven't had sex in an entire month I'm going to die
>>28741869
Haven't had sex since yesterday
I'm a girl btw
>>28742464
>not offering her the D
faggot
>>28742496
She literally refuses to hug me when I visit (aunt plus two cousins, including her), saying that she "doesn't like to be touched" even though she's a slut and has sex with guys on tinder all the time.
mfw girlfriend is out for shopping groceries
>>28741869
>tfw for my last birthday my one and only friend who is 30 and doesn't have a job chickened the fuck out after I bought 2 bottles of alcohol
>twin didn't want to drink either cause he had to work the next day
>drank 1 and a half bottles alone
>accidentally cried in front of my mom
i feel you bro
>>28742554
so give her the D without touching her
>gf's been away since monday
>haven't had sex since thursday
fml
>>28742373
>Implying everyone on r9k isn't posting FA shit ironically
Nobody is that lonely, And it's really not that difficult to get laid, it's just funny to talk about it as if it was
