You're walking alone when this guy teleports behind you.
What do you do?
>>28741071
Heen heen~
Finally taken notice have you?
Ebrietas will feast tonight.
Its not me
Its a hologram
watch and study his moves from a distance and learn for our next encounter
The true gamers on this sub will get the reference ;)
>>28741114
"Heh. Feast I will... on you"
*teleports behind you*
*stabs you in the neck*
>>28741071
roll and backstab
git gud
>>28741071
"heh"
*teleport behind him*
*he yells nani?!? as my tanto cuts him using my mystic eyes of death perception*
"I saw his death coming a mile away"
>>28741071
Nothing because his sword is plastic
>>28741071
preforms SHUN GOKU SATSU
*chkchkchkchk
*ching*
*heh..nice try kiddo*
>>28741181
*watches as you attack my decoy*
"Heh, what is this, amateur hour?"
*pulls out darkened blade of shadows and places it in your heart*
I tip my fedora, brofist him and brandish my naginata towards our school as we elegantly walk towards the future our victims chose
>>28741134
*my cloak flies off into the sky*
*I perch on a building above you*
You're weak, human.
>>28741071
*farts* BACK THE FUCK OFFF?!??!?!?!???!
Teleport behind him and give him my soaking wet vajanna
>>28741071
*grabs him by the throat*
BACK OFF!
It's his girlfriend now
>>28741237
"Heh, not bad... for a beginner."
*unleashes the blackened demons of my darkened blade to destroy the building you're perched on*
"It was fun while it lasted, kiddo"
That's a nodachi. There's a good chance that he wouldn't be able to swing it quickly, so I'd take advantage of that.
>>28741278
*rides the building down and swings my Zweihander at you*
*we connect our blades and hold it there for a moment*
"Who said anything about beginner"
>tfw I actually like these threads because I really used to roleplay like this when I was 13
>>28741305
*glares into your eyes, meeting your gaze*
"Not bad. But I'm going to have to end this party."
*summons eternal demon*
"Heh, time to meet your maker, kid."
>>28741305
*snatches birthday*
*Well I'm sorry to hear that*
>>28741071
Why would I be walking alone when I have a bf? :3
>>28741382
*jumps backwards and dodges the eternal demons attack*
*waits for it to swing again and ducks under the blade*
*camera zooms in on my hair as it cuts the very end of the strands of hair*
*grins evily*
*punches the eternal demons wrist to it breaks*
*picks up its sword and jumps into the sky splitting it in half in a single attack*
*drops the sword infront of you as I hover with my demon wings and bow to you*
>>28741398
*takes punani*
>>28741071
*wait for him to say the magic words "I'm behind you now."*
*ignore him if he doesn't*
*live and die by the code*
(Really ineffective weapon at that range, to be honest, mang.)
>>28741457
>>28741382
>>28741305
>>28741278
>>28741237
>>28741134
>>28741114
i cant tell if these guys are being ironic or if theyre legitimately autistic
like anywhere else and i would say ironic but on here you never know
>>28741520
>not being chuuni
Its like you love to be a normie or something
>>28741520
they're just having fun ya know? genuinely made me laugh. Roleplay is the only thing that lets me feel child like laughter
>>28741520
it's obviously ironic
>being new E V E R
>teleport inside him
>he explodes
>>28741520
Did you just start visiting this site sometime this week? Jfc.
seems i missed the latest meme, where does this "teleports behind you" thing come from?
>>28741520
kek. the redditors are here to stay, guys
>>28741732
>latest meme
It's like 3 years old at this point you can stop pretending you didn't just start browsing here
>>28741125
>sub
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28741251
kirkled
>>28741330
Haha, I did too. Miss those days man.
>>28741071
that's a big sword
>>28741834
For thou
obo
>>28741071
kiss the lad, make him a gaybot
>mfw late nights on anime stream sites I would unironically do this shit over chatango
That was ~9 years ago.
I still feel the shame.
>>28741732
It's the usual case, something that already existed that's been picked up by a lower common denominator
Other hilarious modern jokes like this include a frog on a unicycle, the word edgy and a wall with a cigar lodged in it or something
>>28741870
I used to do it on pojo mirc chat
this was 18 years ago
>>28741071
keep on walking since in todays world getting away with murder is near impossible unless its a 2-3rd world country, and besides itsa fucking longass sword that will bend as he swings it up to strike me since its made of shitty metal and thin asfuck.
Also he will probalby start some longass monologue saying who he is and what dark powers must feast tonight and i know he wont do shit, ive got a autistic brother and i know those fucks are all bark and no bite as soon as you show dominance they will teleport back to their caves, learnt it from watching natgeo and discovery docs sure as fuck works on my brother doesnt even bark when im around.
>>28741071
I'd be startled of course.
But then I'd ask him "where do you keep that thing?"
>>28741114
>chuuni
thought it before I even read the filename
>>28741125
>sub
>>28741853
>thou
*thee
force him to submit to hentai.
>>28741071
laugh.
Seriously. That bitch looks silly as hell.
>>28742062
>keep on walking since in todays world getting away with murder is near impossible
35.9% of murders don't end with an arrest, and more don't end with a conviction.
