>start jerking off to this
http://exhentai.org/g/801224/4750db042e/
>want to know what it feels like to choke myself to near black out while jerking off
>can't find my old belt
>find my old bike lock (plastic tube with a chain running through it)
>wrap it around my neck
>realize I don't have a free hand but do it anyway
>feels good
>feels really good
>feeling that pressure build up in my face
>feeling myself fading out
>keep doing it for 5-10 minutes
>stop because I really had to pee
>see myself in the mirror in the bathroom
>neck is already bruised all around it
>have a doctors appointment tomorrow night
Am I fucked? If he sees the bruise around my neck, will he automatically assume I tried to hang myself?
My mom will also be giving me a lift to the doctors office, so there's a chance she might see it too and she'll definitely 100% assume I tried to kill myself.
Wear a scarf.
>>28740877
just killyourself i mean atleast then they cant get all emotional and supporting about it and annoy you for the rest of your time living with them
wear a turtleneck. you'll look like a complete fag but well
>>28740917
I don't have one.
I don't have anything at all that I can use to cover my neck.
>>28740952
I don't actually want to dieyetthough.
>>28740877
Never ever do autoerotic asphyxiation with anything except your hands
Only use belts, rope, etc. when you have another person watching you
A lot of people died this way
>>28741040
Doing it with the bike lock was pretty much just pulling a thick tube around my neck.
If I had blacked out, I would have let go and it would have dropped to the floor.
>Wear socks around my neck strangling me
>Feels good
>Do it a couple of times
One day
>Do it again
>About to cum
>Start feeling "stabs" in my body
>My arm goes ooga booga heil hitler twitching
>Finally untie myself
>Realize I nearly died
I dont do this strangling stuff anymore after that.
Your mum or any other female relative will probably have concealer somewhere, you need to get some and apply it to your neck and blend it with your skin to cover the bruising.
>>28740979
Tell your doctor you almost died in an accident, something wrapped around your neck and almost choked you to death, but you managed to free yourself. Make up a simple but believable story, make sure you sound grateful for being alive today.
>>28741095
Both my arms got really tingly too, I had to let go for a second and tense them a bit for them to go back to normal.
>>28741130
My moms skin is darker than mine because she actually sees the sun, so I'm not sure if she'd have something that matches my skin tone.
I'll have a look though and if there is something, I'll have the house alone all day tomorrow so I can try and practice getting it right at least.
>>28741445
That would never work, the bruises are like pick related.
>>28741556
Whoops, they're fairly high
>>28741556
Say you got into a fight or got jumped and the attacker tried to strangle you but someone broke it up, the height of the bruise marks would make it believable enough.
I have a cord. Does it really feel that good? I'm tempted to try it.
If you didn't have a free hand were you using something in your butt, or just enjoying the feeling?
>>28740979
Sauce on the animoo anon?
Commento oregano
>>28740877
>If he sees the bruise around my neck, will he automatically assume I tried to hang myself?
>so there's a chance she might see it too and she'll definitely 100% assume I tried to kill myself.
Be upfront about what you were doing with them. It's embarrassing as fuck, but it's still a long shot better than dealing with the bullshit of a suspected suicide attempt (e.g. involuntary confinement for a few days).
