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ITT we post non-autistic things that we did right this week.
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ITT we post non-autistic things that we did right this week. I will start
>Got a haircut
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>>28740492
I got a haircut too anon, good job.
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>>28740492
you mean you got autistic haircut?

Why all autists have this autistic haircut instead of having some nice longish hairstyle?
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>Cured my autism
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>>28740492
I'm halfway through drinking a case of cider.
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>>28740492
>took a shower and went outside for more than 10 minutes
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>>28740514

Which haircut are you referring to??
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Went to a friends birthday party and had some pizza and drinks.
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Went to the gym twice.
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>>28740492

I worked out at home. Does that count?
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>>28740548
>friends
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEE
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>>28740526
Autism and alcoholism are strongly correlated.
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>also got a haircut
>will look weird for the next week now
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>>28740542
It's kind of cropped very short around the sides and a bit longer on top. All autists seem to have this hairstyle
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>>28740492
Played a board game with others and killed them all in-game
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Went to visit my grandma :D
As a result, i caught a cold and i feel like shit, fuck the outernet.
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>>28740562
Welp. Disregard my comment then I suppose. Let the autism consume me.
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>>28740569

You mean the hitler youth cuts that are popular right now?
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>helped a friend move to a new apartment
>got a number from this qt who works at the local head shop
>paid cell phone bill, gym membership dues, and money owed to my old landlord
>helped an elderly woman find her way to her doctors office building

I'm assuming that by non autistic you mean showing compassion and being somewhat social.
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>>28740492
>keep telling myself i'll get a haircut
>i'm a socially awkward idiot who suffers from anxiety
>"next week" "next week" "next week"
>thinking of just shaving it all off but would die from the laughs i would get in work

HELP
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>>28740587
It's called the cuck haircut now because all cucks have it
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>>28740492
>Went out to eat twice this week
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>>28740587
No, that's the faggot haircut. The autist one is a bit different

Oregano
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>>28740611

Okay, yeah I know what you mean. I hate it too.
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>>28740587
Man fuck this retarded haircut. This and any sort of combed over style. Looks ridiculous on everyone, especially young kids.
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>>28740569
>>28740542

Autism shows
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>>28740638
>those glasses

Fucking half-breed scum
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got my haircut yesterday too, got it too short on the sides (#2) and now my ears stick out so I look like a bat or something

Took only 10 minutes or so so I didn't have to do any small talk or anything

Oh well, it will fix itself in a few weeks
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>woke up at a respectable time
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I bought a chocolate and coconut frappe at a coffee shop (Cafe Nero for Britfags) yesterday, as I gave the girl behind the counter my empty cup with the choco/coconut frappe label on it I say "Just that please."
She responds with "Anything else?" and then pauses, mumbling under hear breath awkwardly and says "Oh, you said 'just that' and I asked if there was anything else you wanted.
I said "Oh", she walks off and makes my frappe.

I guess that was pretty alpha of me to make a girl feel awkward like that.
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>>28740492
I got a haircut too after several months of not getting one. I realized my haircut anxiety has eased up quite a bit. I think I might even take the leap next time and go to a well recommended barber in my city instead of one of these strip mall places. It'll be more expensive but I'm hoping he can give me a good cut.

Also I know this isn't /fa/, but I'm curious, does /r9k/ style their hair with any sort of product. This is something I have never done and I have noticed that most guys in my workplace seem to use something.
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>>28740638
>>28740569
Trying too hard here, faggot
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>>28740569
Kek isn't this every men's haircut? They're all some sort of variation of longer on top and shorter on sides.
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>went to work
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>>28740748
A bit of wax, because I wear my hair side parting.
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>>28740781
We're all autists, senpai
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>mfw I see a guy with the autist haircut and autism shoes doing the virgin walk
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>>28740807
What kind of wax do you use? Does it make your hair feel weird?
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>>28740836
Dunno, just generic hairwax.
Not really, you have to take care in the summer though, if you live somewhere in rural like I do, because it attracts bees and wesps.
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>>28740880
>because it attracts bees and wesps.
Oh fuck really? I hate both of those.
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>>28740492
I looked at one girl from my class ,that we kinda talked once ,and said hi

She said hi back with a smile
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>>28740492
went to post something... realized i didnt really do anything non-autistic
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Went to a movie and a play with my neighbors/acquaintances yesterday. Of course nobody talked to me all that much so maybe it was worse than not going.
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I've successfully put off a haircut for a few months now.

Did some weeding in the garden yesterday. Was kinda nice being outside a little.
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I just can't get a haircut.
I haven't had one in 15 months, the last one went so badly that I am afraid to go again. Luckily, I am a woman so long hair is somewhat acceptable. It is greased however

>2 haircuts ago was pretty awkward as well
>kept changing my mind and ended up with bad haircut
>at the end, the hairdresser told me 'next time bring a picture of a hair cut you want, to make it easier to understand'
>so 6 months later I was ready for another cut
>remembered what they told me about bringing a picture of a haircut I wanted
>looked online
>couldn't find one
>remembered a girl I see sometimes when I go for a walk during the day hving a nice haircut
>want one like that because she is pretty
>take my phone
>go for a walk at the same time as usual
>see the girl
>spend 20 minutes following her taking pictures of her haircut from as many angles as possible
>go home and print them all off
>go to the salon for my haircut
>hand the hairdresser about 16 pictures of a girl I followed
>she looks at them and says 'err...where did these come from?'
>explain I took them
>she cuts my hair silently
>ocassionally asks about the pictures like 'who is the person'
>'j-just someone I saw'
>really awkward
>hair comes out OK
>scarred by the experience however

I can't stand it, don't know how men get haircuts every month
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>>28740492
went to a soccer match
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I woke up at 8, showered, worked out for an hour, then played Crusader Kings 2 for 12 hours straight.
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>>28741126
Nothing wrong with that.

>tfw want to get into EUIV but just can't

I don't know why I have such a hard time with it. I played hoi3 religiously for a while, surely I'm autistic enough to figure out EUIV.
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>replaced a burned out headlight on my car
Trivial but I'm not good at that kind of thing.
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>>28741077

And they say females can't be robots.

I'm a dude and I don't get a haircut every month, I try to avoid it as much as I can because it's just awkward small talk.
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>>28740492
>drank a beer with my old man
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>>28741230
how come, EU4 isnt very difficult

easy way to get into it is either to play France, form Italy with Tuscany or form Germany with a north German state

Spain and Ottomans are also pretty ez
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>>28741292
>tfw no old man to drink beer with

>>28741324
I don't know man, I try to play and I just get bored. I'll try to get into it some more. Also, I'm kind of confused on how to make money in the game.
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>>28740492
>cut grass
>weed-whacked
>emptied and filled up dishwasher
>did a load of clothes so I had clean shorts
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>>28741230
I've played EU a lot and I'm pretty decent at it, I understand pretty much all mechanics. I've tried getting into HOI3 and Victoria 2 and I just couldn't. Though I guess what really made it easier for me to endure the learning curve in EU4 was my interest in renaissance history and the pretty graphics. Can't stand HOI's black and white style, although it does match the era.
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>>28742576
>>tfw no old man to drink beer with

Aw I'd drink a beer with you anon

I love beer, cider + whiskey
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>>28740600
This. But also balding.
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>>28740562
Oh shit, that's Baby Cakes.
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Does anyone else actually enjoy getting their hair cut?

>Stacies normally don't give me the time of day
>In the hairdressers they HAVE to talk to me since I'm the client
>They HAVE to concentrate on me since otherwise they'll do a bad job
>They HAVE to come into physical contact with me
>Can't even text Chad because their hands are full

It's great. I came to terms with the fact that women find me unattractive years ago, but it's fun to basically FORCE them to acknowledge you like that.

It's even better in supermarkets, I always make a beeline for Stacy's checkout till because I know that if she doesn't say hello and at least pretend to be glad to see me Mr Shekelstein will tell her off for being rude to the customer
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Got on a bike during the night to look for my kitten that ran away. Stayed out for hours looking.
Today after putting up papers around town I found out she was dead under a bush really close to my home.
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>>28740507

I got a haircut as well. Well done anons.
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>he gets haircuts
>he doesn't cut his own hair with a pair of clippers

fucking normies
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>>28740600
Just tell them you've had a really long day and are not in mood for small talk. Done it a few times, works wonders without seeming like too much of an asshole.
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>Went to the gym
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>this week
I went to my therapist appointment and then another appointment with a psychiatrist and showered for both of them. Honestly a step up considering how much of a NEET I was a few years ago
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>tfw got my haircut as well
>stopped going to superjewcuts full of women who can't cut for shit
>went to this neighborhood barbershop run by an old italian guy
>just showed him a picture of the haircut I wanted and it turned out exactly as I wanted it


I think i cured my haircut anxiety.
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>>28744202
>just showed him a picture of the haircut I wanted and it turned out exactly as I wanted it

The picture is key. I started showing stylists a picture taken shortly after a haircut as an example and it works wonders.
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>>28742664
I've put 300+ hours in both Victoria 2 and HOI3. I like to play HOI3 and narrate to myself what I'm doing like it's some documentary or something.

>>28742701
Thanks robot that means a lot. The few friends I do have don't really drink. Also how do I get into whiskey?
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I was finally productive after weeks of procrastinating I bought and played a new video game.
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>>28744202
kville?
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