>tfw your gf is a stupid annoying bitch that won't fuck off while you're trying to masturbate
>>28739367
is she not hot enuff to stick penis in??
yr fucking up buddy
>>28739367
LDR? If you aren't in one you're a low test faggot.
>>28739424
im unfamiliar with that acronym
>>28739367
Why not have her masterbate you whilst viewing your pornographic material? That way she feels involved and you no longer have a tiered wrist.
>>28739447
"Low dynamic range." It means you have vision problems. It's just about the only excuse you'd have for not fucking her.
>>28739545
im impotent because of a decade plus of constant jerking off