What would you name your child, if you're going to have one?
>>28739004
Dayz
Like daisy but cooler
Something normal and sexually unambiguous.
>>28739004
Chaddette
Elliot.
Shinji.
>>28739004
Annie
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I went to elementary school with a curry named Sukhdip. The name sounds like "suck dick" when you pronounce it. He got shoved inside a locker once. Don't named your kid Sukhdip.
I'd name him Garrosh.
That way every time he fucks up I'd get to go "You disappoint me, Garrosh."
>>28739004
Koenraad Cornelis for a boy, K.C. are good initials to have. Koen and Kor are both acceptable first names here, so I'd probably call him that.
For a girl, maybe Afke, Jitske, Femke, something like that. Would want a second name as well, maybe Valentina because that's just great, and the V is voiced so it's nice and feminine to have in your initials as well.
Emily
Alice
Jackie
Jack
Aaron
>>28739004
adolf if boy
cunt if gurl
That's something so unrealistic I honestly can't even imagine. It's like you were talking to an ant and asked him
>what kind of car would you buy if had 50k?
>>28739004
Akira or Tarou, something inoffensive like that.
nestor or camille
>>28739238
I hope you never have children so that those kids don't get ostracized growing up with those ridiculous names.
>>28739004
'Lubomysl', with the final 'l' stroked.
Means 'one who likes to think' in my language.
I've never heard or seen this name, but it's etymologically valid.
>>28739261
Polski plz paint my house k?
>>28739259
Akira and Tarou are among the normiest names.
>>28739283
In fucking Japan maybe
>>28739004
Male: Gabriel
Female: Abigail
>>28739273
Unlike my son who would be smart and get a degree and get richbecause the only way I could produce him would be through rape, and if so, then I would just as well rape a smart woman to ensure she passes her good genes on to him, I'm retarded and have no job prospects, so I'm in. Just cover the travel expenses.
>>28739004
I learning Japanese because I'm into Asians. Plus school uniforms.
If I had to name my child it would be:
Boy: Mars (After the Greek god)
Girl: Aka (it means red in Japanese.)
>>28739330
>Boy: Mars (After the Greek god)
That's Ares.
>>28739340
>>28739330
Maybe he meant that Mars was a xenotheos originally coming from Greece.
Boy: Yame pronounced yah me (No stealing you fuckers)
Girl: idk. I wanted to name her Victoria but thats my ex's name.
>>28739364
No, Mars is the Roman name not the Greek one so he's just wrong
>>28739283
a sugoi desu desu konnichiwa my neimu is JOHNU
Boy : Tirde
Girl: Brigna
I think they are good names.
Aaron
I liked it and doesn't look autistic
>>28739550
>doesn't look autistic
Ophelia
Zelmire
Hector
>>28739261
>Lubomysl
As a fellow Slavic speaker, this shit sounds retarded. This boy is gonna get bullied like hell.
>>28739004
>giving your child names from outside your ethnolinguistic culture
Not even a nationalist by any stretch.
>>28739004
Christopher, Gordon and John for boys
Anna, Olivia and Lily for girls
>>28739568
Wait Aaron it's an autistic name?
Fuck
>>28739597
>implying I would have a son unless I could afford to send him to a good school/homeschool him
>>28739004
I would name my daughter Leila. Such a beautiful name.
I'm not sure about my son.
>>28739622
>>28739637
This reminds me (>>28739261)... I never thought of a name for a daughter. Maybe Aborcja.
Dax
Garth
Kit
Miles
Quinton
Sasha
God help me if it's a girl.
Girl names, though:
Alice
Layla
Asrielle
Lyra
>>28739661
>Dax
You're raising a kid my man, not a dog
Anna
If a guy, i don't know
I'll just go full Roman and name all my kids different versions of the same name
Constantine
Constantinia
Constans
Constantinus
Constantiniana
>>28739695
>'Constantinus' derives from the word 'constant'
Meta. Nice.
>>28739606
That's been a thing for the entire time human beings have existed.
You think names like "Michael" and "Raphael" and "Gabriel" came from England? They're just anglicized Hebrew names.
>>28739769
That's my point. They're Semitic, not Germanic. If you're ethnically English, give your children English names. Don't give them Roman names unless you're Italian, and so on.
>>28739690
Please tell me you have sauce for this.
>>28739695
I know a girl named Constantina.
>>28739606
Fucktons of Asians have English names so they don't get bullied or something
>>28739004
If it was a boy I would call it Elliot or Rob
If it was a girl I would put the thing up for adoption and try again
Firstborn would have a strong name like John
Secondborn would have a novelty name like Coldsteel but John would grow up ultra Chad so no one would bully his little brother
Albert if male
Kitty if female
>>28739004
>if
No if.
John if male. Margaret or Shirley if female.
>>28739004
I named him Elijah.
Scrotum Joe if male, and DJ PhatTits if female
>>28739004
u kn i would cal him Elliot if a girl Georgia
>>28739954
Which is cowardly denial of your own roots. Embracing your lingnuistic heritage is something I'll always speak for; I always try to use original roots instead of borrowings.
either juan or maria
>>28740248
literally no one gives a damn
>>28739784
This, I will call my son Leofric and my daughter Godgifu
>>28740266
Possibly, but boasting your indifference is even worse than 'autism'.
This kind of anti-intellectual dismissal is the worst kind of nihilism.
>>28740284
I'm not familiar with the latter personally, but 'Leofric' sounds badass. Just modernize its spelling if applicable (leave it as is it if not) and you're good to go.
>>28740285
that's pseudo-intellectual
If it was a girl Katelyn, if it was a boy probably Ray after myself.
Heinrich, Sigurd, Hermann, Ludwig, Wilhelm or Karl for a boy
Sigrid, Gretel/Gretchen, Ludovica, Luise or Hildegard for a girl
>>28740340
I concede words' and nae's origins not as hard-scienific as STEM, but it's a fine, logical subject.
>>28739004
Pepe
pepenotoriginalname
>>28740506
Are you a German?
are there there any english-speaking parents out there that have named their kids fuckface or nigger or shithead or something like that
I'd raise it far from society in the wilderness and let it name and teach itself before introducing it to the rest of humanity, learning a new language.
Is this moral?
>>28739004
I like Maya and Romane a lot for girls. No idea for boys.
The first two after ourselves, my own name would be modified a little. Then James, then hopefully I wake up back in a world with no children.
