>"I don't drink beer"
>>28738917
*teleports behind you*
Blox
I love this episode.
stop trying to peer pressure me internet
i hate people who drink beer like its alcohol
beer is for having a nice drink to a steak
if you want alcohol get fucking whiskey or vodka or something
>>28739281
Look at this edgemaster.
>I don't drink alcohol, but I must tell this everyone at any time and also I have to tell them how disgusting it is.
>>28739309
Oh the iron knee.
>he drinks alcohol at all
Beer is pretty weak in all honesty. There is no patrician way to drink beer. With a good scotch or wine you can at least pretend to be cultured. Beer is normie tier let's-get-buzzed-bro barroom brawl fuel.
>>28738917
>opinion on alcohol
Anyone who disagrees is a trilby toting edgemaster and probably a cuck too
>>28738917
FUck is it really that lame?
I've been saying it whenever someone asks me why I ordered a soda.
I just don't like any alcoholic drinks outside of Yogurt Soju,but restaurants that aren't asian or korean don't have it.
>That one friend who spends all his money on beer , goes into drunken rage all the time, blacks out and wakes up with no memory of the evening and is in general an obnoxious cunt
>makes fun of you for not drinking beer
If I want to "party" or have a good time I do shots or drugs, you can have that pisswater all to yourself
>>28739281
>if you want alcohol get fucking whiskey
>>28739309
>I drink alcohol and I have to constantly pressure people who don't drink alcohol into drinking alcohol, calling them pussies or faggots if they refuse
lmfao
>>28740603
Why do you care loser?
>>28739281
Beer is proper alcohol you shitlord.
Just because you only ever tried soft lagers and never tried proper beer.
>>28739309
>i drink alcohol and like to obnoxiously tell everyone how great alcohol is
>>28740603
Only drinking mixed drinks is extremely lame if you're a guy.
Not understanding social mores and being very fussy with food/drink is literally autism.
>>28739359
> Beer is normie tier let's-get-buzzed-bro barroom brawl fuel
You have to be 18+ to drink alcohol, most people who go out drinking to get buzzed like that will drink spirits, mixed or otherwise, so namely whiskey and vodka, they're the popular choices you will find people drinking in bars.
>>28738917
Some people don't like the taste.
>he's too much of a pussy to drink vodka
How? How is that possible?
>>28739281
Hard liquor unless it's mixed is terrible for social events
>no one thinks you're cool when you can't stand, are angry, and smell like vomit
>>28739281
>beer
>steak
Either tasteless moron or underage trying to act edgy. Red wine is what goes with steak.
>>28741343
I was looking for this, pairing alcohol with food is easy and that other douchenozzle fucked it up.
>>28739359
the patrician way to drink beer is to put it in an imperial pint glass and then drink it slowly.
A rarely drink, but I usually choose a bloody mary if I'm at a bar, or cider if I'm at a restaurant. What does that make me?
I drink miller lite
so the people who don't drink can look down on me for drinking, and the people who do drink can look down on my for having pleb taste
>>28741522
a middle aged farmer's wife
>>28741332
That's just your pucci boi tolerance.
>>28738917
I have alcoholics in the family so I've never been to keen on it, I feel like that's an okay reason.
>>28738917
I love beer but it messed up my gut from all the yeast and shit because i was drinking it everyday for years, also it's like liquid estrogen, after drinking a few beers each day for a few years i became fat as fuck and grew a bit of tits, i was rail think before that.
>>28738917
I don't
Alcohol tastes like shit
Lel why are beer fiends always so persistent with their shit?
>dude you just gotta drink it all the time then you'll like it
I can live my life without having to love beer, thanks.
Beer is fucking disgusting though, cider master race
>>28741683
no one gives a fuck about you
>>28738917
Beer interferes with my vaping. Sorry.
>>28741553
I think "Lite" beer is becoming more popular and socially acceptable these days. Then again, I could be very, very wrong.
>>28741698
I wish, it gets really annoying
>>28741745
in my experience it's becoming much less so. now everyone wants fancy craft beers.
>>28741332
Dont slam 5 shots down in 20 minutes then you dumb bitch
I usually drink whatever my friend is drinking. Laddish guys will drink beer. Girls are said to drink pretty drinks, but all the girls I know drink whiskey and fuck other women.
Other than that, I don't give a fuck because I just want to get wasted so I can destroy myself as much as possible while delaying all the shame and self-loathing till the next morning. This usually means get cheapest drink in hand, then jaegermeister/tequila/vodka. Repeat until desired effect is acheived.I cannot be the only person with this behaviour.
Top tier: Gin and Tonic, Vodka soda, martinis, long island, irish coffee
Trash tier: beer, whiskey mixes, rum mixes, mules, cider,
