I hope everyone is enjoying St Elliot's eve
Time for hot chocolate
>>28738908
Twas truly a hero
>>28739043
so that you can splash it on obnoxious brutes and their blonde girlfriends, right?
>>28738908
Kek
>Original comment vfhlkdfijk
>>28738908
It's going to grr-reat
I can't wait for St. Elliot to bring all the good neets and betas gifts for not touching pussy this year.
>>28739079
No need to discriminate anon. All couples are fair game.
St. Elliot was such a qt
>>28739148
BOY OH BOY I CANT WAIT
>tfw I know for sure I'm on St Elliot's nice list this year, nice guys finish last
Post more pics of Elliot-chan
desu
>There's a boy I know, he's the one I dream of~~
>>28739441
that messed up one line is bothering me
delete this!
The legend of the supreme Gentleman:
>It was the night of retribution,
>hat one man would find a solution
>his name was Elliot
>His status a manlet,
>his suffering a dicklet
>So he fought with heart, soul and magnificience,
>against the roasties cucking and resisting his stance.
>He died a robot,
>a true gentleman
>and no one said he was no good
>for they saw what he can
>so the days went throughout the land
>and at once a robot heard a ringing from the supreme gentleman.
>It was the night before the 23rd
>and everyone had heard
>St. Elliot would come down from his heavenly BMW,
>and let it rain GBP for all of thee
>And any of the little neets, sleeping until 4 p.m.
>would become, atleast for a day, a real man
>And all throughout the land evermore,
>tendies were eaten, more then ever before
>and all the moms would be filled to the brim,
>their sons overjoyed them with their new chad cum
>And so Elliot said,
>You were good boys, now go in my name,
>get laid,
>and don't ever again be lame
>>28739466
better ?
i hope, i pleased the dubs
>>28739510
>The legend of the supreme Gentleman:
>not 'The Lay of the Unlaid'
>>28739067
I mean when your penis is that small can you even blame him for killing people? He was just giving back to the absurdity of the universe.
St Elliot's?
>>28739543
The Lay of the Unlaid:
>Gather round you who mere are thou,
>Leth me bestow my tale of dread unto you
>Not a maiden in the land were to touch him
>Every single approach a little sting,
>Forsooth verily a bound of autism to thy uppest
>for never to be more upset
>might roasteth paye for his suffer
>'twas his to take their precious life's forever
better '?
