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Happy Sunday fembots.

What are you planning to do and how violent are your rape fantasies?
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Any other girls get depressed when they see pretty girls like the one in the ops pic?
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I want all other women in the world to die so he has no other choice but to be with me.
I'd kill them all with my own hands if I could.
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>>28738108
Why not just appreciate her prettyness rather than getting mad?
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>fembots
>On r9k

Is there nowhere that is safe from these fucking attention whores. Why cant you leave us alone and let us have our own space to feel shit
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>>28738126
You probably aren't as cute as:
>>28738075
>>28738128
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>>28738155
That's right. I'm not as cute as her.
That's why she has to die.
Then he'll be with me.
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>>28738191
He doesn't want to be with a worthless 4chan "fembot" who has exposed her body online, like you or her, he probably has dignity.
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Pick your femanon.
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>>28738240

I don't know who any of these people are, but I find angela the most attractive as far as physical appearance goes.
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>>28738279
>Angela

She was 15 when that pic was taken lol.
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>>28738240
Lobitah or Cunt-Wizard are patrician choices
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>>28738240

Gimme dat Pixyteri senpai.
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>>28738131
Fembots are nearly always fat and with bad hygiene. Why not try asking one out?
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Entire board despises you girls lol. How does it feel.
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moar or sauce plox
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>>28738240
>picking anyone other than Ophelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RjqcTsxx-8

OPHELIA, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE
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>>28738430
Just like the men on here then
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>>28738075
she really has a cute face. i adore it
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>>28738561
You fantasise about being raped and shit lololol
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>>28738240
>/cgl/ whores
lol no i thought i never going to see that pic ever again
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>>28738587
I'm not a woman

mutebloxx
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>>28738553
Ophelia a cute.
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>>28738240
>Cunt Wizard
wasn't she used to called herself spoony?
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>>28738399

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siX4lFHezmM
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hi fembot be my gf pls
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Is there a name for pictures like OP's pic (using a mirror to take a picture of your ass and face at the same time)
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I think the underlying issue that a lot of 4channers miss about cosplayers is that girls, or at least white girls who watch anime are like this because they've become myopically attached to a form of media where lewdness is just incidental and fine. A lot of the younger ones consequently misread men and assume that men don't react to blatant sexual provocation in this way (because the guys in anime usually don't, at least not aggressively).

I know this is sounding kinda abstract and theoretical but look at it like this: White female weebs are fucking crazy, they're crazy to a degree that they make male weebs look like pretty cool, well-adjusted people. You doubt me? Look at Applemilk1988, look at Kanadajin, look at Yukapon. These are people in their 20s, they're still like this, they didn't even move to Japan with a JET program job lined up. It was purely motivated by fantasy and whimsy.

In short, white women who watch anime are fucking crazy, fucking perverted, sexually indulgent whores who need to be beaten until they obey.
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>>28738508
No different from real life desu
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>>28738587
I do the raping around here you permabeta
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I'm planning on sleeping and then playing games.

No rape fantasies.
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>>28738553
murdered by the russian mob
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>>28738677
Wish I could hurt them desu senpai.
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>>28738128
>>28738075
What's her name again? Any new pictures since two weeks ago?
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>>28738706
>I'm planning on sleeping and then playing games.
What games do you play?
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>>28738758
He's not going to play with you, beta male.
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>>28738240

SPOONY SPOONY SPOONY SPOONY SPOONY

ALL DAY, EVERY DAY

SPOONY SPOONY SPOONY
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>>28738778
O...okay. I was just curious honest :(
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>>28738696
>I do the raping around here you permabeta
please rape me fembot
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>>28738816
>>28738623
>>28738376
Which spoony is best spoony?
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>>28738867
1 and 3.
Are there any new pics of her?
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>>28738835
I would if I could, hun
Though it's no fun for me if you enjoy it.
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>>28738867
2, 3, 6, 7 and 9 are the best ones
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>>28738867
All of them i used to have a huge crush on her when i was a newfag jesus christ i wonder what she be doing these years
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>>28738867
Seven because she was significantly younger jn that picture. You probably got that pic from me, found it on some forum and posted in here like a year ago, it's old as fuck. She was like 14 there. She got too masculine as she aged.
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>>28738867
>Which spoony is best spoony?
1 and 2
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>>28738896
I'm sure you could make it so that I don't enjoy it
why can't you?
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>>28738867

7,9,4

dale!

double dale!
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>>28738931
>jesus christ i wonder what she be doing these years
Just stealing hearts.
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>>28738553
>>28738617
More of Ophelia?
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I'm just gonna work on my art and bake my oneitis a cake.

Rape fantasies are really nasty senpai.
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Can femanons post in this thread? Just watching Brannigan with my parents.
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>>28738896
Lol at female doms. So pathetic.
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>>28738075

That girls body is perfect

Who is she? I need more of her
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Few questions for femanons:

what age did you lose your virginity?

how often do you have sex?

how many guys have you had sex with?

would you have sex with a virgin guy?
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>>28739233
Only a cuckold would want to know how often fembots are getting dicked and how they first got seeded.
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>>28739278
Vast majority of fembots are into cuckolding
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>>28738240
The one who has only ridden 5 cm of dick.
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>>28739296
Cuckolding Chad with a virgin robot?

Now that's something I could get into.
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Do you fembots ever have boyfriends or sex, or does anyone ever ask you out? Just wanna know if you're trve
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>>28739318
Why? Seems fucked up more than anything.
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>>28739377
>Why would a robot be into a fantasy where Chad gets cucked and he gets laid?

Oh jee, I dunno.
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>>28738075
what is the source of this anojnn
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>>28739426
He thought you were a female
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>>28738240
These just look like generic /cgl/ femanons, not fembot

I like Chokelate and Flan though.
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>>28738954

She was like 18 when she posted that. She's 24 now apparently.
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Eat ice cream in the dark like an idiot.
Play vidya
Read
Take a shower
If I feel strong enough, go for a walk

Such is life.
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>>28741002
>Eat ice cream in the dark like an idiot.
Can I have some? I think I'm dying of starvation.
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>>28741002

What vidya do you have in mind?
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>>28738240
I only like Logseux in that picture.

I thought she would get more picks on here.
pretty sure this is a /cgl/ pic, you should add miiiiiiiiiillggggggg:DDDD
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>>28741002
Do you really only browse the internet for you to have nothing but File Explorer and Chrome pinned on your taskbar?
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>>28741002
nice tumblr filename, faggot
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>>28741098
>he isn't a minimalist
for shame
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>>28738075
Stephanie have you gone and changed your hair colour again?
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>>28741112
You'd be surprised. You be ashamed.
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>>28738075
Daily reminder that I save ALL people photos that get posted here.
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Sometimes I go out on my roof and browse 4chan until my battery runs out, maximum comfy
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>>28739081
Would you share some of your art with us anon?
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>>28741135

>2016
>Still using Notepad++

Look at this wannabe programmer.

>>28741156

Those don't look like female hands familia.
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>>28741167
I prefer it over Sublime Text. I don't even use it for programming though, just text editing, JSON and XML.

I program in visual studio and it's literally my job and trained profession so don't imply I'm a wannabe.

>>28741156
I do the same thing, sadly it's been raining on and off today.
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>>28741220

>I program in visual studio
>don't imply I'm a wannabe.

top kek m8
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>>28741167
Who gives a shit
Where are the roboys thread mate??
>>28741135
Thats the same background as this right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k
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>>28741234
I bet you program in Java.

>>28741241
Yes, that's where I got it from.
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ALL women are WHORES!!!

Coming here is just another branch in the cock sucking life of a succubus.
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>>28741263
You don't like having your cock sucked then? Are you gay?
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>>28741257
Cool choice dude, I found this vaporwave background and I did some colour thing on my phone to get this, I really really like it, got it on my phone aswell/
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>>28741281
I demand my cock be sucked, now get down on all fours whore.
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>>28741156
>that fucking cup rim

Jesus, that's disgusting. Get a filter for your kettle already.
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>>28741135
>Windows 10
>Note++, Snipping tool
>Explorer midway through the taskbar instead of far left
>24h time
Disgusting.
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>>28741026
I already ate this one, but I think there is a cheesecake one in the freezer.
>>28741030
Fallout New Vegas.
Boone and ED-E give good conversation.
>>28741098
Nah, but I don't like things in the taskbar
>>28741110
Thanks for noticing, champ.
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>>28741344
>I already ate this one, but I think there is a cheesecake one in the freezer.
I've never had cheesecake but I'm willing to try. Where are you at?
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>>28741291
I had pic related as my background for the longest time until I ran into that song. It really puts me at ease and relaxation, and the background makes me feel incredibly homely.

I have more songs you'd probably like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1h9xxCU20g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dIcyH9PHc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ephdl5HjIzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY8TMZreNmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lzk4Ixm28Y

>>28741300
I'm a guy. You just asked a guy to suck your cock. You're LITERALLY gay.

I'm not gay though.

>>28741331
Windows 10 forced update and I needed a development environment for Windows 10 anyway. This OS makes me want to kill myself and I want to go back to Windows 7.
What's wrong with snipping tool?
My country uses 24 hour clocks conventionally.
The file explorer thing is just autism though.
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>>28741344

>Fallout New Vegas

Good choice famalam. What build/playstyle you rolling with?
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>>28741311
I know I know, I drink a copious amount of tea so I have alot of cups, this one is one which I brought from poundland for a pound, pretty good I use it for ramen and otherstuff, downside is my dad keeps on stealing it and "claiming" its a gift, he uses it for his own damn tea...
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>>28741344
have a (you) for being a qt fembot
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>>28741452
>no milk

Can you squirt some breast milk into the tea for me, this is a fembot thread after all.
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>>28741396

Cheers mate, some of my fave songs are related

https://youtu.be/DRFlyfcbcFM
https://youtu.be/grqEjSfVuBg
https://youtu.be/eqfiHfDmOnw
https://youtu.be/I3ZZOmjO5Ww
https://youtu.be/ULeDlxa3gyc
https://youtu.be/ESLhQ9-wrsg

>>28741489

I fucking hate milk in my tea, it makes it taste DISGUSTING imo sorry mate
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>>28741511
I like the first and third.

Fourth is perfect.

Second one is a meme though. So is loadsamoney but I've known that one for so long that I actually started liking it.

Are you Australian?
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>>28741452
would you please be my drinking tea girlfriend?

I just want the lovely steamy smell while we cuddle or holdhands, I would give you little sips of tea while i hold your cup.
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>>28741380
Spain...
>>28741409
Some kind of chem-swallower gunman. Will side with House cause the power of rolling.
>>28741465
Thank you, anon. Have a (you) for having a good Sunday.
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>>28741701

It's a dude you beta shitlord.
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>>28741710
I don't care. that only makes it better.
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>>28741511
>I fucking hate milk in my tea, it makes it taste DISGUSTING imo sorry mate

That's a shame desu, together we could have ruled the board.
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>>28741662
London- Mixed race Sri Lankan and British :^)
Liked only the fourth one tbqh mate but thanks for the music
I found the vaporwave one on this play list

>>28741701
Yeah I didn't really make it clear but I'm a dude

>>28741719
The milk just ruins the aftertaste sorry
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>>28741740
yeah, like who cares if you are dude, it is better. be gf please.
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>>28741708
>Spain...
Fine, can you pay for my plane ticket?
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>>28741708

>Some kind of chem-swallower gunman. Will side with House cause the power of rolling.

Neat, wish I could see your playthrough.
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>>28741396
>Doj isn't gay
lmao nobody is buying that faglord mchomo cocksmoker.
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>>28741708
Hola, comparte el pie con queso y leche.

Se mi novia por favor
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>>28741756
Sorry mate I'm not gay, we could play vidya or something

>>28741740

Opps forget to boast playlist
https://youtu.be/FnNLodiKKyc

>>28741719

I usually buy some herbal tea from this dutch ikea thing called Hema on the way home from College but I've run out so I've had to "settle" for shit-tier PG tips
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>>28741708
Teach me Spanish, Papi.
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>>28741789
>Sorry mate I'm not gay
oh me neither, I guess we have that in common, we could work it out.

please be gf
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>>28741815
Nigger no
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>>28741857
I guess I'm frienzoned again, feels bad man, I really thought we could have something, I really iked you.
I would have given up milk on my tea for you.
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>>28741710
Hey that's my word.

>>28741719
I like that cup. I want to get a monster hunter cup, probably with a Felyne head imprinted on it.

>>28741740
I assumed you lived in Australia because of the constant influx of "mate"s and the abo thing.

You go to /mu/, don't you.

>>28741778
It's not gay if there's no penetration involved.
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>>28741889
>>28741889
Boasting smug anime faces ain't really the way to go, unoriginal and stupid, each time I see a anime face all I think is how many shitty Burmese moving image shows are out in the wild world. The mass amounts of "unique" anime's out there really numb the affect of each image I see.

post something original and unique mate

>>28741904
Don't go on /mu/ but I have a pretty massive playlist of "decent" music
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>>28741904
>I like that cup. I want to get a monster hunter cup, probably with a Felyne head imprinted on it.

Thanks, its from the UK online store "moonpig". I just selected the blank mug and uploaded the drawing of Richard Stallman to it, it was a birthday gift to myself.

This is the one I used https://www.moonpig.com/uk/Product/Customise/27/PU041b-MU/

Its a bit of a pain getting the sizing right as they don't tell you the optimum resolution.
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>>28741757
I could barely pay for mine. I'm already paying for uni.
>>28741764
You can play too
>>28741786
>comparte el pie
Uh, ok?
> I'm already regretting this joke
>>28741807
I would be a terrible teacher, anon.
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>>28741968
but she isn't smug thoug. she is in a sad semi ree state

you just rejected me, and now you are bullying me and verbally abusing me, please stop it, I had genuine interest in you, but I can't take this.
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>>28741968
Your music tastes almost scream /mu/, first time I guessed wrong.

>"decent"
The only kind of good music is the kind you like, no such thing as objective music taste. ;^)

>>28741984
I'm an autist when it comes to merchandise and don't feel okay about getting a non official MonHan mug.
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>>28741984
S-should I get it or not?
I don't "really" need a new cup with my massive tea cup but it would be kinda cool
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>>28742038
i-is that your foot, ma'am?
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>>28742051
Wanted to post this pic with it but I forgot.
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>>28742038
Espera Cual chiste?
No le dicen pie de queso? ya somos novios? r9k no permite acentos ni simbolos de interrogacion de apertura
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>>28742040
Welp y'know Anon after seeing a gazzilon fucking "Smug" anime faces I just see them as all one bloody thing, I don't even click on them, I only assume that the poster is "avid" anime poster which I don't really lean towards desu

>>28742051
I don't know mate, I've been laughed at before because of my music taste
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>>28742055
I'd say go for it, I still chuckle when opening the kitchen cupboard and see Mr Stallman telling me to install gentoo.

Mum still doesn't understand what its meant to be which makes it even better.
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>>28742080
>>28742038
Ay que idiota soy, ya entendi el chiste. lo cual lo hizo mas gracioso, rei genuinamente
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>>28741786
>>28742080
I'm glad learning Spanish paid off and I can read the majority of these posts.
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>>28742038
>I would be a terrible teacher
Maybe, but who else is going to teach me?
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>>28742051
>official MonHan mug
How much do they cost?
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>>28742105
what are they saying?

oregairu s1 ep 4 [horriblesubs]
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>>28742087
Is not esmug though
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>fantasise about getting violently raped by a gang of men
>realise nobody wants a 5ft womanlet with permanent bitch face
>experience sadness
>go back to my dependable dildo
>doesn't satisfy me any more
>experiment with increasingly riskier things

Should I try a baseball bat next?
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>>28742150
>>realise nobody wants a 5ft womanlet with permanent bitch face

try posting your face, I am curious.
like for real.
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>>28741002
>nobody asks what book he's reading
What book are you reading, bro?
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>>28742150
Have you seen Moral Orel?

His mom uses a jackhammer to fuck her pussy, head to the hardware store.
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>>28742121
play-asia has a lot of them with price ranges inbetween ~5 to 25 dollar.

I swear I'm going to be dirt poor when I get a more dependable income to waste on nothing but monster hunter merch. I will fill my entire apartment with Monster Hunter.

>>28742126
Something about milk and cheese with the animeposter asking them to be their gf.

>>28742150
Have you tried going to Japan?
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>>28742194
>head to the hardware store.
Did someone say hardware store?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t6hagxzSdw
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>>28742126
Oh and something about /r9k/ not allowing special characters so the teaposter thought he was making a joke when in reality it was just forced bad Spanish
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>>28742218
looks painful, he can carpet bur himself and permanent damage.
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>>28742182

I'm really not confident enough, sorry.

>>28742194

Nope. A jackhammer sounds fun though.

>>28742211

I'd love to, but I'm not sure tiny Asian willies are going to satisfy me.
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>>28742080
>pie
It means ''foot'' in spanish. Yeah, sorry, stupid joke. My bad.
>>28742118
I can teach you if you want, but there are much better options out there.
>>28742126
cheesecake, be my gf, where's the joke, yada yada
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>>28738240

>there are actually people who would pick Spoony

She's quite literally the quintessentially insane "fembot." She is the standard of which all other girls on this board need to be judged by.

I would almost argue if a chick on here is legitimately less damaged than Spoony, she's actually worth going after.
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>>28742236
Post location/skype so that Anons can rape you
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>>28742236
>tiny Asian willies
That's rude but statistically true.
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>>28742226
Is Teaposter even a thing?
Sounds like something I would do

>tfw you have to use cheap tea so the bottom is full of leaves which makes it impossible to finish so it leaves a disgusting mark at the bottom
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>>28742235
Lube and a slow motor is your friend here.
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>>28742239
I know it means foot, I understood the joke, I actually kek'd for the silly cute joke.
see.>>28742103
I thought you were joking about me for asking you to be gf but i didn't get at first.

Spanish is actually my first language
but I guess you wouldn't like a sudaca bf anyway, para que vivir?
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>>28742269

I'm like, in the UK. I guess if people posted theirs, I'd add them, maybe?
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>>28742290
>Is Teaposter even a thing?
I hope so, I can just imagine the NEET posters asking why the wagecucks are not drinking a nice cup of tea whilst snug as a bug under the duvet.
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>>28742236
Just post a quick sealfe an the delete it.

I really wanna see your cut bitchy face .

please do it so I can get a crush on you and then get my hearth broken knowing that you are way out of my league.
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>>28742324

What the fuck is wrong with you senpai? I'm in the UK and this is why everyone hates our women.
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>>28742352

Once you put something on the internet, it's there forever.
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>>28742211
>25 dollar.
Kind of expensive for mug imo, considering they cost less than a fraction of that to produce.

> I will fill my entire apartment with Monster Hunter.
Can't wait to see that episode of hoarders, all you can see is the glow of /r9k/ being emitted from under a pile of monster hunter figurines.
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>>28742239
If I based my life on picking the best options I wouldn't be here, now would I?
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>>28742324
Alright add me, donotgointothecity
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>>28742377
you can delete it my silly cute bitch face crush.

Let me completely fall for you already.
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>>28742211
>>28742380
Hahah holy shit 25 pounds???

I actually bought my massive sturdy mug for 1 from pound land lmao

Nigger just buy it from there, don't buy a shitty fragile one mine is perfect for comfy shit posting on the roof with a hot forest herbal tea in humid weather.

Is the pound sign really a ASCII text?
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>>28742374

What do you mean?

Fuck you robot, I'll fucking deck you cunt.
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Ayo hol up
Who /T E X A S/ here
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>>28742290
I was referring to the other Spanish person since they were posting tea the entire time.

I'm also not sure what gender they are anymore, this thread has been a clusterfuck.

>>28742352
>post a quick selfie and delete it
Then everyone is just going to look this thread up on desustorage and see the pic anyway, then she'll be reposted ad infinitum. Faces of /r9k/ is a thing and there's plenty dickheads who like posting someone who doesn't want to be posted.

>>28742380
>>28742432
I know it's expensive but I won't be spending my money on anything else anyway. I just feel comfortable about owning expensive official merchandise of my favorite franchise.

Like you have no idea what a big fucking deal Monster Hunter is to me and how I'm willing to throw tons of money at Capcom just to indulge myself in it even more.
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>>28739940
>i like the manwoman and the literal man
embarrassing newfag trip is embarrassing
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Can someone who speaks Spanish tell me how to say "lay down your arms", as in, "put down your weapons in surrender"?

Is 'rindan las armas' appropriate?
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>>28742324

I'm in the UK. Are you chubby?
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>>28742381
Can't argue with that
>>28742309
Oh, ok.
I'm fine with south america, or, well, any place, in general. I like learning, listening and reading about people, they allow you to see things from another perspective. Where are you from?
>>28742192
The Witcher saga (yes, I know) and a book about how gunpowder transformed the wars in Europe in the Medieval and early Modern history.

Damn, man. It took them 80 years to realize that shooting at the gates and walls was a better idea than throwing rocks inside the cities.
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>>28742490
Flan is a trap? Wow she's convincing.

>>28742374
No it's because you have too many Muslims.
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>>28742479
If you're gonna waste 25 bux waste it on me and buy me fallout4 please
I'll try and pay you back I promise
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>>28742544

35% hispanic 2bh senpai
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>>28738867
the one where she isnt mentally ill
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>>28742558
Why don't you just pirate it until you have the money to buy it?

Besides I don't actually have the money to waste on merch right now. I have debts to pay off, electronics to buy and some other necessities before I can go spending on luxury consumer goods again.

>>28742595
Why are you telling me this?
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>>28742524

Hey, mind not ignoring my question you fuck? I can't speak your fancy latin tongue >>28742504
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>>28742610

Alright I'm getting really fucking sick of your posting style, stop responding to me, immediately.
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>>28742614
I don't owe you an answer, fuckhead
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>>28742638
Oh, were you saying Flan was 35% Hispanic? Are you still that Anon?
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>>28742504
Suelta el arma, y pon las manos donde las pueda ver!.
at least that what they say in movies.
>is rindan las armas appropriate?
no, funny, not even close.

>>28742524
you have cute socks, is that a compliment?, and I am not even a foot person
I always thought or felt, that Spaniards were kinda heavy racist to latin americans. I don't know why I assume that is the standard on anyone, I know I am wrong, but I just assume it.

I'm not even from a interesting part od south america, I'm not from south america at all. well you would call it south america anyhow.

soy de la parte donde a veces pronunciamos la x como j
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>>28742614
>I can't speak your fancy latin
Is spanish fancy?
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>>28742614
Sorry m8.
It depends, maybe in latin america you can use ''rindan las armas'' in Spain you'll have to go with ''Tira el arma'' - Drop your weapon
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>>28742080
sos re boludo hermano jajajajaj
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Goodbye Anons I've got to do some "work" now Might teapost later tbqh
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>>28742677
>maybe in latin america
no, It also sound idiotic to us the "rindan las armas".

Suelta or Tira el arma is the way to go.
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>>28742720
what is teaposting though?
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>>28742677
>>28742725

What's wrong with rindan las armas?

Would it be like the Spanish speaking equivalent of saying "drop your guns" or something? Is is just less formal sounding?
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>>28742517

Not really, no.

Why?
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>>28738108
I'm a guy and I get depressed when I see women
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>>28742744
Nah, that would be like ''surrender (?) your weapon''.
As >>28742725 said, ''Tira el arma'', ''Tiren las armas'' in plural.
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>>28742754

JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING KISS STOP SPEAKING LIKE THAT
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>>28742740
You tell me
Teaposting is new to me mate
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>>28742744
Ok I'll try to explain it, "rindan las armas" is an actual spanish expression, but not in the context you want to use it, rindan las armas is actually very formal and archaic form used in military political context that means To surrender, but not as a person but as a group. like if a dude sends a message to a beta uprisers and claims for them to surrender or to stop their mess he would be with the "rindan las armas por favor".

In the context you want to use as a direct order to someone to "drop your weapon" is better use:
suelta el arma
suelta las armas
suelten las armas
tira el arma
tira las armas
tiren las armas

If you use it "rindan las armas" as a direct order, just doesn't work, would sound retarded and idiotic.
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>>28742847
weezer the...
what is that?
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>>28742245

Why what's wrong with her?
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>>28738867
3 would look better with a more full hairstyle, that one just makes her look kinda wierd with the way the hair sorta looks uneven I cant describe it.
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>>28742778
>>28742863

Ahh, thanks senpaitachi. That'll help me out in the future.
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>>28742874
My favorite band Weezer.
The band is alright in my opinion a few songs I find personally relateable to my life
Song in pic related https://youtu.be/NjLt0LS1M0I

My favorite and most robot song IMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z53HGc1_ea0

>pic related what happens when you drink filthy cheap tea
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>>28742940
pls anon don't try to rob a bank
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>>28742894

There's a lot I could say, but to summarize her, she got her ears cut to look more like an Elf's ears.

I believe that's all I really need to say.
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Fembots, I got cross faded at a party last night now a girl is asking me if I remember what I said to her, wat do
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>>28742952
Don't mean to digress but my fucking tea looks like week old tomato soup with lined burnt hair laced inside it I want my fucking herbal tea back :-c
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>>28742245
I had spoony on Skype for the better part of a year and she's a hell of a lot more normal than you would expect, and friendlier than I expected desu.
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>>28742965
not female, but my normie familia, what about asking her if she remembers?
like turn it out onto her.
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>>28739233
>what age did you lose your virginity?
17
>how often do you have sex?
Never
>how many guys have you had sex with?
One
>would you have sex with a virgin
Yes
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>>28739233

what age did you lose your virginity?
>14
how often do you have sex?
>extremely rarely
how many guys have you had sex with?
>3
would you have sex with a virgin guy?
>yes please
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>tfw no qt fembot gf with stinky feet
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>>28742754

Was just curious. What kind of guys do you like?
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>>28743055
>>yes please
Location?
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Fembots, would you date a Latino guy if he wasn't the ignorant type?
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>>28742963
Because filling your chest cavity with silicone and breaking your nose with a hammer and resetting it is so much more normal lel
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>>28743116
Didn't you mean immigrant type?

Ay ay que quisiste decir camarada?
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>>28743147
You speak my exact language.
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>>28743147
No, I meant ignorant. Like as long as he wasn't a Latino wigger.
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>>28743204
So where are you from exactly mate?

Location and ethnicity
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>>28743204
what do you mean by this?

tbo fa1
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>>28743212
not female but where are you from?
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>>28743234
Netherlands, predominantly Germanic white with a bit of Ashkenazi kike blood mixed in.

>>28743250
The part where ignorant was replaced with immigrant.
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>>28743264
New York

I'm not trying to get my boipucci pounded
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athens can you please kill yourself rather than wasting your life shitposting

you are an abomination to society and the internet
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All big titted whores must die.
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>fembot thread
>most of the posters are thirsty betas

Every time.
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I want a fembot's stinky ass in my face
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>>28743304
Who the heck is Athens?

>>28743329
Honestly this seemed to have been one of the least thirsty instances of a fembot thread, and that's a refreshing sight.
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>>28743328
Please be my flat gf so that I can make you feel like shit for not having nice breasts
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>>28743328
Do you have a butt at least?
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>>28743357
oh just shut it doj. Im getting tired of you shit.
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>ywn be as pretty as Spoony or any of the other /cgl/ whores
>if spoony wanted to fuck your bf you would be history

just die
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>>28743389
Why can't we be friends, Anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83jGCWCcBzc
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>>28743450
I actually like you, sometimes, like when you help the other day the kid with the monster hunter rom and indirectly helped me, but the fact that you turn yourself thirsty af in the fembots threads for pussy attention by this under the table whitknighting puts me off.

I would befriend you if you were not trip, i couldn't even care for you attention whoring on fembot threads, but the fact that you try to achieve this by tripping is putting me off
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>>28738108
Yeah, fucking terribly so.
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Might try and reconnect with old friends, but probably not going to. I'm going to at least teach myself how to cook a dish then end the day with drinking and videya. Not really into rape fantasies desu famalam.
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>>28743265
>Doj is a kike
Explains all the shilling tbqh family
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>>28743502
It's more complicated than that (in fact it's completely inaccurate). See pic. tl;dr is that I think it's funny that some people get mad just because I have a tripcode and I never bothered to take it off ever since.

As for being in these threads, I suck at getting along with guys. I don't want any pussy attention either. I've been in plenty (online) relationships and they just end up being too stressful. I do still love talking to fembots but with the only intend of socializing.

Also at this point people would recognize me regardless of trip, so does it make any difference?

>>28743527
Actually I do all the shilling because I'm a huge dickhead.
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>>28741789
>I usually buy some herbal tea from this dutch ikea thing called Hema on the way home from College
Where do you study?
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Fembots, describe your ideal penis in detail
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>>28741789
Oh whoops I completely missed this post.

Nice playlist, listening to it now.
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>>28738108
Not really because I don't think you don't need to be pretty to get a bf.

But you do need to make a boy feel that he can just bee himself around you and I seem to be incapable of that which makes me unhappy.
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>>28743636
Place in London, I'll rather not say tbqh mate
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>>28743736
I always be myself and I can bee myself around anyone. Does this mean I get a free gf?
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>>28743139

When did I say either of those things was better, faggot? Shut the fuck up before I put you down.
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>>28743736
Try feeding him drunk so he loses all of his filters, then the day after, after you've seen him act like his probable retarded self, you can reassure him that it was endearing and he'll probably feel more comfortable about being himself.

>>28743869
Don't be mean. This is a bully free zone.
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>>28743736

>I seem to be incapable of that

Explain further.
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>>28743847
Oh, I was wondering because you said you bought it from a dutch store and I'm dutch myself. Are there Hemas in London, or were you studying in the Netherlands at some point?
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>>28738750
Crazychan/bphrodite?
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>>28743869
Watch yourself on that edge :^)
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>>28744001
I went Holland a few years back when I was a cadet to walk 100 miles

But since I don't really care it's this Hema in Kingston I only go there to buy tea I assume is from VC or something
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>>28744052
I never knew there were Hemas anywhere outside of the Netherlands.

I hate that store chain. The layout of them are awful.
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>>28744052
So there are Hemas outside of NL. Never knew, pretty cool.

>>28744071
Are you Dutch? They seem fine to me.
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>>28738240
Flan is okay in my book
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>>28744102
Yeah, with a Hema literally one street away.
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>>28744102
There's one near London Victoria that my mom goes too to get me tea
My mom actually loved in Holland for a few years so she speaks Dutch so she enjoys going there
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>>28743984
>black
>5'9''
>naturally serious expression
>monotone

None of these traits make men feel they can be vulnerable around you.
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>>28744979

>>Black
Irrelevant
>>5'9"
Mostly irrelevant unless they're really insecure about being a manlet
>>Naturally serious expression
Okay you got that one
>>Monotone
I could kind of see this too. Once you get to know someone a bit though this can become less of an issue.
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>>28743448
That really isn't true.
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>>28745096
>he unironically thinks there are manlets who aren't insecure about their height
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>>28745157

>implying I'm not 5'7 and don't give a fuck
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>>28745188
i guess you haven't been to a club where everyone, including the women are 6'+

it's some scary shit my manlet brother
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>>28745222
>going to a club
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>>28745096
So boys don't worry about being able to "satisfy" a black girl and it's just a meme?
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>>28745222

Probably because I don't go to clubs. I'd say maybe 2/3 of guys in town are taller than me though. It's a small town.

>>28745290

I'm sure some do, but that's mostly got more to do with their dick and porn, not as much black girls. Let's be honest though if you fall for any dick size memes it doesn't really matter.
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