>call planet fitness
>Ask when pizza day is
>show up for a free week trial on pizza day
>grab a handful of pizza
>take it to go
>cancel membership right after
>I've done this 3 times they still haven't suspected anything
>>28737808
Too much effort just for free pizza
>>28738179
There is no such thing m8
>>28737808
You're an absolute mad man, OP! Keep doing your thing.What type of pizza do they serve by the way?
>"gym"
>gives away pizza and bagels
>>28737808
>Ask when pizza day is
Now what I understand from that post is that there are gyms in the US that give their members free pizza?
I thought people went there to lose weight?
>>28738511
1. Pizzas don't make people fat.
2. Pizzas are not unhealthy.
3. People go to the gym for muscle
>>28738451
>>28738511
welcome to murrica faggots
>>28738511
yeah, it doesn't make sense
I like the idea of planet fitness. They want to draw in casuals, basically. They don't want flabby or fat people to be intimidated out of going there so they discourage "bodybuilding culture". So it should just be a basic gym for fatsos to do cardio and basic lifting in for 6 months before they get their deposit refunded and then they can graduate to a "real gym".
I have no idea why they'd give out pizza. Of all foods.
>>28738526
>1. Pizzas don't make people fat.
Only if you gulp it down with diet coke.
>>28737808
American gyms have a "pizza day"
No wonder your all fat lol
>>28738511
After doing some reserach I found out this is exactly what they're doing. Also I found this
>Beyond being affordable, Planet Fitness has built its reputation on maintaining a non-competitive workout environment. If someone attempts to lift too many weights or seems to be grunting under the effort, staffers can set off a loud siren called the "lunk alarm." On some occasions, particularly egregious lifting offenders have been asked to leave and then escorted out by police.
What the actual fuck? What shitty concept of a gym is that?
Please, OP: Take all their pizza every month and sue them if they ever exclude you.
Lol a literal Chad alarm...
Actually, that's not such a bad idea
>>28738526
>1. Pizzas don't make people fat.
>2. Pizzas are not unhealthy.
>3. People go to the gym for muscle
1. Guns don't kill people.
2. Guns themselves aren't deadly.
3. People carry guns for protection
Oh yeah, and then there's people totally binging on pizza and people who have no trigger discipline whatsoever.
This is why whipping your gun out in kindergarden is not socially accepted and handing out pizza at a gym ridiculous.
>>28738573
>What shitty concept of a gym is that?
it's for braindead lardass normies who want to pretend that they work out but "just can't lose any weight :(" while putting in zero effort and inhaling pizzas provided by their gym
It instantly provides
>a fatty hugbox/safe space
>false feeling of superiority over "lunks"
>an excuse to eat more and more
>delusions of being unable to lose weight despite "working out"
Granted, anybody seriously going to that place has to have an IQ below 80 and should be dragged out into the streets and killed
The owners of Planet Fitness are genius businessmen though, cashing in on the absolute retardation of hamgalaxy Americans
>>28738451
>>28738511
>>28738559
>>28738569
>not realizing the point is to fatten people up to incentivize them feeling guilty to join the gym and become a paying member
Do you even Jew?
>>28737808
>Work at planet fitness.
>Get a phonecall from some dude panting.
>"w-when do you give pizza mom?"
>Give him the day after we actually serve pizza.
>Sweating neckbeard approaches the counter on """pizza day""" and asks for a free trial.
>Starts screaming and shouting "I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY WHERE'S MY PIZZA"
>Bring leftover pizza from the trash and feed it.
>He eats around three dozen slices and goes away, leaving some cum and piss behind in the boxes.
>Already happened three times.
>Hambeasts going there feel better about themselves so I got a promotion.
>>28738569
>le ebin fat murican meme
Not that I disagree that our country has an obesity problem, but at least try posting something a little more original.
>>28738787
Well speak of the devil...
>>28738713
Actually you've just made me realize they have a genius concept:
>You encouraged to eat lots which means you stay fat which means you continue training.
>You are prohibited from training with effort which keeps you making very little progress which makes you keep needing to go to the gym.
>You are kept "safe" from competition wich means you'll put even less effort into your training which means you'll make even less progress which menas you'll keep needing to go to the gym.
>>28738793
fuck off hamplanetYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28738793
at least try eating something a little more healthy lol
>>28738793
Might have something to do with being the only country on earth where GYMS SERVE PIZZA WHAT THE FUCK YOU OBESE PIECES OF SHIT
>all you people thinking people only go to the gym to lose weight
I'm a skelly, and I wish my gym would give me free pizza. Gotta bulk up.
>>28738888
nice quads, mr. skeletal
>>28738915
Good bones and calcium to all who witness the quads. Doot doot.
>>28738842
Clever friendo, you are truly a master ruseman. How about telling us what shithole country you're posting from so we can laugh at your cucked "men" and those prostitutes that are considered to be average females.
>>28738793
FAT MURICAN DETECTED
HARHARHAHRHARHAHRHAHRHARHAHRHAR
I HOPE YOU KILL YOURSELF NOW
HHRARHAHRHRAHRHAHRHARHHARHRHAHRHARHAHRH
>>28738932
i'm russian
from the country that will be the last standing bastion for non-cuckold whites after western civilization gets their asses fucked by Jamal and Ahmed
>>28738879
>>28738859
Again, like I posted before, I'm not disagreeing the USA has a health problem. Just try to come up with some insults I haven't heard a thousand times before.
>>28739011
oops
forgot my picYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28739012
Stupid fatass
>>28739011
I guess at least you have a leader with balls and a country where nationalism is still legal. All I got is how slav squaring while drinking vodka is the nations past time and your drugs rot the flesh off the bones.
America's obesity problem is somewhat region specific. The deep south and the midwest are exceptionally fat while the rest of the country is pretty normal for the most part.
Most people are average to fit where I live.
>>28739083
Here's Europe for the sake of comparison.
>>28739083
>over fourth of people fucking everywhere obese
>"normal"
>>28739069
>All I got is how slav squaring while drinking vodka is the nations past time and your drugs rot the flesh off the bones.
those are the trailer trash/niggers/degenerates of our country
everyone hates them, but they mostly take themselves out via alcoholism, drugs, getting stabbed and just generally having an IQ of ~50
>>28739096
Europe's not too far behind. They'll be right with us pretty soon.
Not sure about the rest of the world.
as a recovering food addict , seeing the sight of pizza triggers me , can i sue the gym ?
>>28739059
Kek, how is that comment original? Anyway, all you've proven with your posts is that you're limited to unintelligent insults and probably have autism.
I really can't tell if you're just trolling terribly or you have a learning disability.
>>28739129
>us almost twice as obese as europe
>close
>>28739089
that graph is a joke
for most countries what it actually shows is percentage of people who are merely OVERWEIGHT, not OBESE
countries with statistics on actual obesity are few and far between
>>28739144
I dunno if you can. But please do!
>>28739151
not the guy you're talking to, but do you really think someone will want to have an actual argument with you over the fucking QUALITY of INSULTS on an imageboard?
are you actually retarded?
this kind of petty horseshit isn't even worth a robot's time
fuck off already
>>28739159
Well, I'm not an expert or anything so whatever.
I don't see a lot of fatties in my town, so I guess I should be grateful.
>>28739154
Burgenland has a shit ton more citizens, with only about 10% more people obese than Europe. Not to mention the influx of immigrants from the second fattest country in the world.
Not defending our fat problem, but its not how Europeans probably think it is.
>>28739188
Why are you so angry familia? If it was because I was raggin on autism, I'm sorry.
>>28739270
>LOL U MAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>this is his best rebuttal
>>28739280
Really wasn't posting a rebuttal at all. Just legitimately curious why you're lashing out at me when I wasn't replying to you in the first place. You literally shitposted about me shitposting on someone shitposting.
The only reason I could understand your emotional involvement in this would be the autism comments (which I apologized for). So chill out Autismo.
>>28739365
>your emotional involvement
none was ever implied, I merely pointed out your double digit IQ and told you to fuck off
just because you started shaking behind your screen doesn't mean I did
>>28739449
Telling someone to fuck off implies you are annoyed by their presence, amigo. The fact you're going out of your way to insult me also is evident of salty emotions.
You are right about the shaking though, I took way too many amphetamines over the course of last night. So, when your applying cream to your sore anus, do you rub it in clockwise or counterclockwise?
>>28739548
why do you insist on wasting your time on this shit?
don't you have a bull to prep?
>>28739280
>>28739365
>>28739449
>>28739548
>>28739567
Come on guys, stop fighting. There's enough room on the spectrum for both of you.
>>28739567
Lol, you do see that you're doing the exact same thing you were bitching at me about, right? Making petty posts not worth a robots time? Fuck senpai, maybe I should walk away before you really start hurting my feelings by calling me gay or that I smell bad.
And I can shitpost with you all day, broski. I enjoy the banter, but like I was pointing out in the beginning of the thread; if you're gonna insult me, at least put more effort than calling me a cuck. I mean, if I'm so stupid compared to your superior intellect at least be a little bit witty.
>>28739604
I'm not gonna stop until he leaves first. Then I can add another notch on my list of "Interweb Battle Royal Victories" that I keep hung up on my wall.
>>28739897
>>28739604
>>28739567
Guess the kid gonna scratch this up as a "win". Don't know why this feels so good, but I'm not going to question it and revel in the petty 4chan victory.
>>28739826
Fucking BTFO. Best way to close an argument 2bh.
>>28739189
>2016
>not understand how percentage works
Yelp
>>28740802
they laugh at Europe for being non-white despite being only 60% white itself. I don't think anyone in that country understands percentages tobh
>mfw planet fitness charges a $20 sign up fee plus the first month
>mfw $30 dollars for "free" pizza
good going op
>>28741035
>free week trial
>hurr paying 30 dollars
Try reading the OP again, retard
>>28738511
job security
