My brother's first memory was my shit touching him on the side of his thigh when we were sharing a bath.
>brother tricked me into sucking his dick and drinking his pee
I remember shitting in my dad's lap one time and he got really mad
Fuck you, dad
>brother choke slammed me and hit me with a baseball bat
>whacked my little brother in the face with a 2 by 4 when he was like 3
>he had bad teeth ever since, had to go to the dentist multiple times
>it's his first memory
>be 3
>taking bath with 6 year old brother
>he says "open wide!"
>pees in my mouth
I've never told anyone.
>>28737426
Wow anon, what's he like now? Does he hate you for it?
My first memory
>4 years old
>playing weird board game involving presidents by myself
>naked
>remember that we had a deep purple carpet
>I pooped on it
Fear of getting in trouble is how I entered this stream of consciousness
weird poop memory time
>i remember playing with batman action figure
>i pooped onto shag carpet while playing with batman, small spherical nuggets
>i proceeded to put batman's fists in the poop
>poopfist batman proceeded to pummel his enemies with my poop
it was a splendid time
i don't remember who actually cleaned up the poop
>>28737583
Oh yeah. They might have buried the hatchet formally, but his brother still hates him, trust me.
I have a early poop related memory too
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FREUDIAN MEME?
I'm kinda scared. we might be onto something with this.
>>28737335
you are a god, anon
oregano
