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Morning wagies! Bring bring its time to get up!
You better haul ass today, Mr Shekelstien has just taken home a bonus of $12m and we need to make up for that.
>>28736358
Goodmorning aspie, you're well I trust?
Love your fashion sense, it's sublime.
>mfw wagies still don't control the means of production
>>28736385
I feel amazing! I get to take home a whole 33 pounds today! Doesn't it feel good!
Post-shower
>>28736549
You're kinda cute, but definitely underage.
>>28736549
I might just take the day off.
>tfw engineer, Sunday shift fml
>>28736627
I would show my passport, but I can't be fucked. I'm 18.
>>28736631
>engineer
but you look fifteen
>>28736631
>fml.
Show me your boyish body already.
>>28736358
nice blog posts senpai
are you european?
My floor. God I need to tidy this.
>>28736655
UK.
>>28736642
Lol yeah this is why I don't have a gf
>>28736679
I share a room with my lazy ass brother. He leaves his shit everywhere.
>>28736698
You don't have a gf because you're too beta to post topless bodyshots to the world of /r9k/, faggot.
>>28736698
I understand OP i also look way younger than my age on dating sites girls just block me straight away if i say hi or anything
>>28736698
>Lol yeah this is why I don't have a gf
just get a 15 year old gf you idiot
>>28736549
Is that really you op? Cute soft kissable lips 10/10
Op be my bf. You have the cutest face ever and I look young for my age too so it won't be weird for either of us
>>28738074
Yeah, what this guy said.
Now take off your robe.
>>28736640
>>28736549
"18" "engineer"
First year science isn't engineering anon
>>28736358
I bet those lips would suck some really good dick..
>>28738074
if OP is 18 that would be illegal , Very Illegal
>>28738379
>getting cucked by the government on who you can and can't fuck
yeah, just leave it to the 15 year old chads
what a good cuck
>>28738504
15yo chads are more alpha then a robot of any age
>>28738578
anyone 18 or older is an automatic chad to any teenage girl
most teenage chads won't fuck with an older guy either, even if he's a sperglord
>>28738074
Wtf am I supposed to do, just stroll up to my local high school and tell them to go out with me?
>>28738227
Bro I'm doing an apprenticeship
>>28736714
lol, funny post, but this what you get attention whoring
>>28738622
not true i had some 10 yo chads throwing bottles at me when i walking past them once
'Ill' right now
Ehh it was overtime anyways
And do you really think I could get a gf with this face? Fucking retards
>>28738749
im sure it would be possible
I got bigger lips than you :^(
>>28738749
Dude .. you're so fucking cute, and clearly don't realise it.
But I mean, maybe smile a little bit more, or show some skin... Just to make sure.
>>28738804
I seem only to be attractive to gays as I look like 16
>>28738829
It's a twink thing, I'm 23 and look about 19. I'm very happy with that.
Underage or not, please keep the pictures coming, they're heartwarming.. :^)
>>28738749
You realize in 3-4 years when your facial features mature you're going to look like Chad, right? You're just a late bloomer, and if you're really only 18 you're not even THAT late. Wait until you've fully finished puberty before you decide that you're a permarobo and start whining about your babyface.
>>28738749
by uploading pictures ur pleasing gays, dont please these perverts imo
>>28738858
Ah, I really wouldn't go as far as to say he's going to be a Chad per-se, though.
>>28738870
It's mainly one incredibly bored queer who keeps requesting more pics..
>>28738870
Yeah ik and idc desu.
>tfw 7x5.5 inch dick
>never been used
>>28738749
I'd be your gf, but I have kind of weird taste and you'd also have to have a similar personality to mine. Not saying that we will date though, desu, you might be on a higher rung of the social ladder. Just saying though, your face is one that I wouldn't mind staring at. You didn't respond to any of my comments though, it hurt muh feels
>>28738749
are u looking for GF or BF because if ur 18 and really look like that u could get any sausage u want, just sayin, u could have the hottest buff guy tear ur ass up if u wanted
Nice blogpost you beta faggot.
Kys.
>>28738919
Bullshit you are a fembot
Timestamp dat shit
And thanks ;)
>>28738953
Jfc.
Anyway add me on SC dee-roy93
>>28738974
Lel this fag is not me
Kys
>>28736358
>this is what the average NEET looks like
>>28738898
I'd use the fuck out of you and your dick desu senpai.
>>28738995
I do have a job. Currently I earn 12K (pounds) a year but next year it steps up to 40K next year when I end my apprenticeship and go full time.
>>28738958
Life of a fembot. This is the pile of garbage I sleep next to. Does this prove both my woman status and my robot status?
>>28738991
Lmao that actually was meant to be directed at you, not him (ignoring the 'jfc' remark).
I just forgot to reply-to-OP..
>>28739020
Oh shit what have I done. Cucked by autism again. Don't look at that picture you won't want to date me
>>28739020
Nothing there indicates you are female
Just add me on kik : 1v1mefagit
>>28739037
Lol idc desu
>>28739044
Yeah I thought I was taking a picture of a lipstick but I guess it didn't even kake it in the shot. There is a bb cream there but you're right, I could just be a dude wearing makeup. Looks like I've been fapping to the sears catalog lmao
>>28739070
God, you already sound like a fucking annoying bitch.
>>28736358
jonnyrecco is that you
>>28739086
Also not me
OP where in the UK? I imagine you still live with your parents. Also we have the same dressing gown. Are you a virgin? How old?
Why does everyone on this board look fucking 12? What is wrong with your hormones mates?
Op post. Chest
If you are in the vicinity of London il let you stay with me as long as you take Estrogen
>>28739980
Surrey, yeah I do, yes I am, 18
>>28740087
I'm quite comfy at home mate
>>28736358
Hello Johnathan, did you miss me?
>>28739980
>Also we have the same dressing gown
I have that dressing gown too, my mum got it for me. It must be a robot standard issue.
>>28740344
Lel I'm not Jonathan
My name is Jack
>>28740425
I swear we've met before IRL, have you ever been to Shropshire?
>attention whoring by posting about wagecucks
god this board is pathetic. i think this is the last straw in me coming here. goodbye
>>28736358
Thisis a good financial insight.
>>28740445
Once, yep. Like 2/3 years ago. I was like 15 tho, looked very different. Do you work at like the Black Country museum or something?
>>28740264
Pls give snap chat senpai
>>28740584
>Like 2/3 years ago
This sounds about right, I don't work anywhere but I live in Shrewsbury. Maybe we briefly met on a day out somewhere but I'm like 90% certain that we have.Names Alex
>lives in Surrey
Fuck off posh normie. How much is your house worth? Did you attend private school?
>>28741229
500,000GBP , yes but got expelled for 'L33T H4CK5'
>>28741376
>yes but got expelled for 'L33T H4CK5'
Teachers in this country are so fucking naive, they think typing in a few commands to the command prompt is "hacking".
>>28741376
where in surrey , im in walton on thames
>>28738704
Engineers don't have apprenticeships dipshit, they go to university and typically get a masters degree
You're a tradesmen, why lie?
>>28741510
Erm - no they don't - just search engineering apprenticeships on Google dipshit
>>28742640
Yeah you're a fucking mechanic, stop trying to polish a turd
>>28739016
>40k/yr fulltime
>engineer
Oh shit nigger what are you doing. How did you find an engineering job that paid so little?
>>28742913
Er something to do with the fact they pay for uni, food, accommodation, plus that's in pounds too so 60K us money
>>28743369
Doesn't seem worth it for boypucci engineering
>>28743479
I love engineering desu
Job I actually enjoy
>>28736358
>>28736631
I'm also a wageslave engineer like you and i look like you except i have black hair.
>>28741462
legit? i'm also walton on thames. seen quite a few spergy looking people about, always wondered if they were robots.
