I am Satan. AMA
>>28735167
whats your favorite band, satan
Why me, satan?
>>28735167
Will you sell my soul for a shot at banging any girl I want? Doesn't even have to be the real one. Just like an exact duplicate that will disappear once I'm done with her.
>>28735167
will you purchase my soul for the small price of 100 million dollars?inb4 devil tricks. like i get the money, but now im blind or someshit
>>28735167
Is Joey down there? Has he taken the throne yet?
>>28735208
Chris Tomlin
>>28735260
Why not you, Anon
>>28735266
>>28735269
Robots are only worth $100
>>28735266
Yes, but you won't success
>>28735273
Joey's doing well. He's good buddies with Saddam
how's my dog doing
Hi Santa,
For Christmas I'd like a new bicycle and a big truck and a light saber and a big jar of lollies.
>>28735336
Ok. Done. When can I expect my bang?
>>28735167
McDonalds or Burger King?
>>28735167
Are you now or have you ever been/devilish/?