Look at this picture. Just look and think about the story behind it. You see that cardboard cutout on the right? It's actually a human man cucked to the stars. This picture was taken on his wedding day.
Very long story short, mormon kid goes away on a mormon mission for 2 years where he is literally not allowed to touch a girl other than a handshake (babies and his own mother included). Then they're not allowed to do more than kiss a girl while "courting" her.
So here he is, finally gets to pound that sweet virgin (solid maybe) pussy tonight and who comes along? Some chad who wraps her up and pulls her ever so slightly away from the man she just married.
You see robots, there are some things worse than no gf. You could be a cardboard cutout
>>28734643
At least he has a sexy wife.
Alright, that is pretty funny.
>>28734675
>and a pussy full of semen
>waiting for him to clean up when he gets home
>>28734643
>The current year
>Not knowing they've already banged.
>>28734643
They look like siblings, m8.
>>28734728
What's your point m8?
>>28734643
they all look like they are 15.
Will religion help me get a pure gf?
This is the type of thing that drives seemingly nice "average" guys insane enough to becoming serial murderers
>>28734728
and they're mormon.
They've obviously fugged. Mormons are freaks like that.
>>28734779
Exactly, the fact that they're siblings he's probably seen her piss, showered with her. Maybe even fucked. Happens