Red flags for boys
>he has freckles
>he is over 6'4
>he is circumcised
>he's making a lot of secretive purchases
>he keeps saying 'it doesn't matter anymore'
>he bought a trenchcoat
>he sketched a crude layout of the school
>he's writing some long document on the computer but won't show it to you
>you found 'how to make a timer' in his search history
These are all major red flags.
>>28733876
>no..? Not noticable at least
>6'3.5 ft
>fuck.
>>28733876
Never had one girl complain about my cut penis (I get tired of women telling me I have a perfect penis), height (6'3") or freckles and I've fucked quite a bunch. Post a pic of yourself, I bet I wouldn't even swipe right.
>>28734595
how about you post a pic of yourself
im almost 100% sure i wouldnt swipe right on you
Freckles can be cute, as long as they're modest.
Most men over 6'4 look like awkward, lanky giraffes...but if you're over 6'4, fit and proportionate (if that makes sense) then hell fucking yeah I'll swipe right.
I prefer cut cocks, but only because I've had some bad experiences with uncut ones. As long as you wash I couldn't care less.
>>28733876
>check
>check
>check
what happens now?
>>28734820
> I've had some bad experiences with uncut
Explain
>check
>check
>check
End my life senpai
>he has short or shaved hair
>he doesn't style his hair
>he is self-conscious about his height/dick length/eye color/skin color/being cut or uncut
>he takes pride in his height/dick length/eye color/skin color/being cut or uncut/country he was born in
>he is fat and refuses to do anything other than bitch about it
>he doesn't trim his pubic hair
>he has a bad relationship with his family (not counting abuse or drug usage)
>he can't have fun without drinking or using any kind of drug
>vaping
>only hobbies are vidya/anime
>he doesn't stay toned
>he is vegan or vegetarian
>>28733876
What faggotry is this?
>content not original, just fuck my shit up
>>28733876
>talks about how many girls he's been with
>has no desire to make more than minimum wage
>doesn't shower
I don't ask for much man.
>>28733926
good one m12
>>28733926
I'm legit curious with who you hanged around with in your lifetime for those to be red lifes
because of course a school shooter/potential terrorist is a fucking red flag
>>28735104
I was with you to the end
toned an vegan?
come on
>>28734607
Not even that guy, but he could litterally be Chad incarnate and you would lie (either to him or yourself) just to prove your point.
It would be better if you posted yours before he did.
>>28733876
>he has freckles
s-sorry...
>he uses the internet
>he doesn't have an extra limb/digit
>his dick is over 2" long
>>28733876
freckles are cute af though. but I agree with the other two. well, not quite red flags since all these physical characteristics are out of his control, but personally I prefer non ridiculously tall guys and uncut dicks
red flags:
>says things like "I don't believe in monogamy", into poly stuff, etc
>has mostly female friends
>neet/no ambition
>mommy issues
>is submissive/effeminate
>doesn't want marriage
>>28735175
vegans and vegetarians are narcissists disguised as health-conscious people, like you get to live a few more years as a crusty piece of shit good for you hope not having a delicious steak whenever you could was worth it
and it doesn't take much to do a few sit ups and push ups every day so you dont turn into a fucking blob
>>28735104
Does running fast count as hobby?
>>28735279
yes, yes it does as long as you put time and effort into it
>>28735237
>tfw the only red flag is being effeminate
I-It's not my fault I was raised with 3 sisters ;~;
>>28735199
>tfw second 1.5" peen doesn't count as extra limb/digit
>>28733876
>no
>6'3
>welp
>>28735237
>tfw I'm none of those things
feels alright
> he doesn't play video games or plays them on below hard settings
> plays MOBAs and MMOs
> has a healthy relationship with his family
> is over 5'8"
> works out too much to over compensate for something
> dyes his hair
> is a liberal
> didn't vote for Trump
> wants to have sex in under 3 months of dating
> thinks he's a "supreme gentleman"
>>28735411
>passed the test
I kinda wanna dye my hair tho since it'll make me fit more anime characters for cosplay
>>28735452
Wear a wig for it to be temporary. Or use those easily washable dyes.
Men who dye their hair look fucking atrocious, unless they use really natural colors. Nothing worse than fake blonds tho.
>>28735510
well my hairs already "anime in real life" with it just black so I kinda want to go all in and go for some nice dark blue or purple
or some cool red or green highlights
I think I'd look pretty cool
>>28735301
sorry anon. how effeminate are you/in what ways?
>>28735411
You must be a guy.
>he doesn't clean up after himself
>he has generally bad hygiene
>he uses curse or swear words in his every day vocabulary
>he regularly fights with his parents over small things
>he hasn't at least tried a job before (neet life is awesome I'm sure but lets be real relationships need at least minimum wage money unless you live in walking distance)
>he isn't a trap but still dom
just get out of my face
>>28735199
>he uses the internet
>the fembot is using the internet
Illogical
>He doesn't have an an extra limb/digit
Good luck with that
>His dick is over 2" long
Bait.
>>28735104
i-is building gunpla a red-flag hobby
>>28733876
>he has frecklesI can't help it
>>28735241
delusion the post
pushups and situps don't """tone""" you dumb faggot
>>28735727
pretty sure that falls into the anime hobby buddy
>>28735755
but's it's basically model making tho
I also have a few helicopters lying around so It's not entirely built upon anime
>>28735727
Don't worry anon, girls love this. Just keep building your miniatures and forget about anyone who says otherwise
>he uses nonfree software
>he drinks coca-cola
>he wants to 'netflix and chill'
>he uses uber
>he doesn't own a bird
>he purchases pets just to impress others
>>28733876
>im a readhead, so yeah
>well, i'm 6'4 so im not over that height at least
>i hate this too, my parents fell for the "circumsised penis is more hygenic" meme and i have to pay for it
>>28736046
what if he purchased a bird just to impress you?
>>28736072
i would be disgusted, unless he treated the bird with the full respect he would have given it had he bought it for himself
owning a pet is a big responsibility, and should not be done for something as simple as impressing someone else
>>28736046
I'm running Gentoo and I'm sure you wouldn't be satisfied with it. If there isn't "gnu" in its name you're never satisfied.
>>28736046
What's wrong with uber?
>he has freckles
nope
>he is over 6'4
I wish, I'm 5'4
>he is circumcised
yup
>>28733876
I like freckles, they're cute
>>28736628
https://stallman.org/uber.html
Just recently a man was laid off from uber locally, without the company even giving him a reason. They wouldn't even return his calls.
That's a massive breach of local labour laws.
It's really upsetting that people generally took ubers side in the situation, as well. As if workers should have no rights.
They talked about this sort of trend on Radio National. It's starting to get genuinely scary.
>>28736046
>he uses nonfree software
no I do not
>he drinks coca-cola
Pepsi ;^)
>he wants to 'netflix and chill'
Netflix sucks
>he uses uber
nope
>he doesn't own a bird
no I do not
>he purchases pets just to impress others
I bought one because I was lonely, he's gone and it hurt to see him go, never again.
> freckles
nope
> over 6'4
i'm 5"7
> circumsied
i don't believe so
>he has freckles
>he is over 6'4
Dang.
>he doesn't think girls can be good at video games
>he looks at other women when we go shopping
>he cums when I stick my dildo up his butt
>he thinks beating singleplayer games counts as an accomplishment
>he thinks MOBAs are somehow any different
>>28733926
My name is not important........
original comment
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>>28733876
He collects pictures of frogs.
He doesn't floss his teeth.
He doesn't eat beef.
He doesn't have a drivers license.
He is insecure about his average sized cock.
He hates his parents.
He benchpresses less than 100lbs.
He doesn't watch Psych reruns.
>>28735241
Of course you stupid roasties can't understand the benefits of eating vegeterian/vegan a few times per week, as well as how you need to do more than situps/pushups to stay fit.
When you hit the wall you're going to be crying, because that's when you'll really need to start to do these things.
>>28736834
>He collects pictures of frogs.
no?
>He doesn't floss his teeth.
sometimes
>He doesn't eat beef.
I do
>He doesn't have a drivers license.
I do
>He is insecure about his average sized cock.
not really
>He hates his parents.
love them
>He benchpresses less than 100lbs.
don't remember how much I bench but probably not much any more
>He doesn't watch Psych reruns.
what?
>>28736863
It takes more than a few situps/pushups to stay fit yes, but not really much more.
I'm in pretty decent shape and I only workout ~3 hours a week.
>>28735104
>he has short or shaved hair
no
>he doesn't style his hair
I do, but on various occasions, I usually just wear hats/beanies
>he is self-conscious about his height/dick length/eye color/skin color/being cut or uncut
eh not really
>he takes pride in his height/dick length/eye color/skin color/being cut or uncut/country he was born in
nope
>he is fat and refuses to do anything other than bitch about it
fat, been looking to lose weight
>he doesn't trim his pubic hair
from time to time
>he has a bad relationship with his family (not counting abuse or drug usage)
nope
>he can't have fun without drinking or using any kind of drug
I don't drink/smoke
>vaping
nope
>only hobbies are vidya/anime
I love vidya, anime is okay, I also enjoy comics, cartoons, and film :^)
only other hobbies include film making/editing/acting
>he doesn't stay toned
I'm not
>he is vegan or vegetarian
nope
>>28733876
>he has freckles
Pffffft, I'm ok with that.
But I'm alone, so I'm kind of ok with almost anything.
>>28737341
be my original gf pls
>>28733876
what's wrong with freckles
>>28735411
>is over 5'8"
Whew sounds like a midget that feels insecure around normal-sized people, here.
>no car
>no house
>no job
>under 6 foot
>>28737363
You don't really want that, anon.
I will only bring suffering to your life.
>>28737460
damn
damn
damn
NAILED IT
>>28736834
The Psych reruns I can understand
Doesn't believe in monogamy
Unironically enjoys Naruto/Bleach/One piece etc
Smokes weed more than the rare occasion after the age of 21
Talks shit about his family
No goals/ambitions past vidya
Vapes
Owns a handgun and shows it to people/brings it up in conversation
Yellow or any other bright colored sports car. Drives a challenger/Camaro/corvette
Believes in the Illuminati
Listens to radio music/90s alt unironically
>>28737290
This obviously wasn't a question fat ass
>>28737690
What is wrong with shonen manga/anime?
>income under 6 figs
>height under 6 feet
>length under 6 inches
>>28737690
Naruto is pretty solid but the fanbase is one of the worse in existence
Bleach was good until the Aizen arc ended and it became blatantly obvious that kubo had run out of ideas
I haven't seen much of One Piece but the merpeople arc was one of the best arcs in anime history
Come at me
>>28737135
You never watched Psych before? Although the last couple of seasons were kinda meh.
