Hey robots. I recently got tinder and had sex with two girls in the last week. I thought it was gonna be some life changing experience but to be honest it wasn't really that great. It's kind of like masturbating but with another person? I used a condom with both of them but took it off with the second girl because she's on birth control. I was a kissless virgin before this too.
I just wanted to let you guys know that if you're a virgin you aren't really missing out on anything all that great. Like its not that special at all.
>>28733691
>took it off with the second girl because she's on birth control
Bruh you never do that, she could be lying her ass off and now you're stuck paying child support for a little mutant
>>28733717
could have super herpes too
>>28733738
>>28733717
Didn't finish because her dad was gonna be home soon and I had to bail. And there was a little blood because she was so tight so I guess I could have super-AIDS now. Fuck I'm a dumbass.
>>28733790
Always use a condom unless you actually know the person and know they are clean
What you are describing is basically like losing your virginity to a hooker, only without paying for it. It's not about getting your dick moistened. It's about feeling that somebody wants you. A human connection. That your pathetic existence actually matters to someone.
>>28733691
I feel like sex would only feel special or different if it was with someone you loved sincerely.
>>28733691
It's pretty likely you have herpes now.
Congrats op
>>28733816
The first girl is like really attached to me since I took her virginity but she's not that hot and was all insecure since I was her first. The second girl was more fun and hotter. Also had a tighter body.
>>28733691
>had sex twice
>with random girls
>GUYS IT'S NOT THAT GREAT
You haven't had sex until it's with someone you love and are comfortable with.
>>28733691
It feels amazing when it's someone you have a true connection with. Otherwise, like you said you are essentially masturbating using their body. You're getting off with them, not sharing an intimate moment
>>28733818
my guy
>>28733839
What is your point here?
>>28733839
How on earth did you end up finding some girl who was willing to give her virginity to a rando on tinder
Does that actually fucking happen?
>>28733954
idk shes just dumb bitch
>>28733989
Post their tinder profiles
>>28733691
wow performing an act twice with strangers when you are past the prime for it wasn't as enjoyable as the years experience you have with masturbating?
Who knew?
>>28733818
Nice moon crab but I prefer fiddlers
I dont buy this.
>does tinder have some kind of marketing department?
>>28734031
getting them from my phone onto my computer
>>28734199
You shouldn't buy any story on r9k
ever
treat it like /b/, it's all just retarded roll playing from underage or retards
>>28733691
First girl
>>28733691
Second girl
:X
>>28734393
"actually 14"
fuck off with that noise
you're either underage or a fucking creep OP
>>28733845
>You haven't had sex until it's with someone you love and are comfortable with.
>You haven't had sex until you're in outer space doing 780 backflips with three orangutans that you're madly in love with and no condor gurdur gkafhkamgfjhagjmarj
>>28734428
I'm a month from 18
>>28734472
Yeah you're a fucking creep, those girls are basically children
Fuck someone your own age for chrissakes. 16 at the lowest jesus
>>28734393
>>28734411
I thought Tinder was 18+ only.
>>28734528
13-17 if you're underage
>>28734411
>my names spencer, pan sexual
Real nice gf you got here op
>>28734615
That's just code for daddy issues
Having sex = better than masturbation, sometimes
Having sex with someone you love = one of the most intense and mindblowing things you will ever experience
>>28734556
>13 year olds using hookup apps
Fuck, /pol/ is right again.
>>28734494
he is 17 fucking a 14 year old.
that is perfectly fine you dumb faggot
>>28734718
(17/2)+9= 15.5
Yeah fuck off you pedo. Have those girls even hit puberty yet?
>>28734716
Never actually seen a 13 y/o on it so far and I have around 200 matches. Majority are 17 and 16.
>>28734771
its half age plus 7 retard.
>>28734771
lmao are you fucking retarded? Can't even add right lol
>>28734860
whoa imagine making a typo
thanks for looking out for me anon!
my numbers are still right, anon's a confirmed pedo as is anybody who supports him
This shouldn't be difficult to understand jesus fuck
>>28734411
You fucked a trans guy?
Well, good for you on being open minded at least
>>28734888
they aren't even next to each other on the keyboard. you are just dumb
>>28733790
>I could have super-AIDS
i sincerely hope you do.
>tindersluts
>taking off the condom ever
>"Robot" makes a dating app profile
>ACTUALLY gets a date
>NOT ONLY GETS A DATE but has SEX
This thread reeks of click bait shillery.
We're here because we're unwanted. Most of us have tried and failed using Tinder, and OK Cupid, and Plenty of Fish, and Match, and E Harmony.
You wind up here because you repel women, not because you have a chance. Sure there's always some exception, but they are exceptions, not the norm.
>>28734771
>tfw german
>tfw 14 is legal here
lol amerilards
>>28734969
whoa because someone being at the age of consent totally means you should bang them
fuck off
>>28734902
I thought about what would happen if I showed up and it was a trap but I realized I could just leave and block it from messaging me on the app.
>>28734947
Wasn't really all that hard but probably because they're younger than me and want to seem 'mature' and dumb shit like that.
>>28734930
yeah they're a whole one space away!
golly gee anon I'm just so clumsy thanks for taking me to task
>>28735094
"wasn't really that hard"
They were essentially children, you're a real alpha anon, truly a god among robots
>>28734494
>People tell 21-y/o's to fuck 18 at the lowest
>17 fucking 14 is bad
>Both are a 3 year gap
>>28735035
if it's legal, who cares.b-but muh morals
>>28735133
thanks, when does my certificate come in the mail??
>>28735195
It's almost like different standards apply for different ages, wow fancy that
It's almost like an 18 year old fucking a 13 year old is not the same as a 48 year olf fucking a 43 year old
Are you retarded?
>>28735213
"morals are for normies amirite robots?"
edgy
>people still falling for the age meme
>>28735256
the following is an objectively correct fact: morals pertaining to an event/action are irrelevant when the law states said event/action is legal.
>>28735366
"It's okay to fuck 14 year olds even though I'm 30, the law allows it"
Are you for real hahaha
s m h t b h
>>28734411
>fuck a trans guy
>guys why isn't sex all that gud?
As a guy who also lost his virginity to Tinder, you literally fucked the bottom of the barrel. There are much better girls out there.
How did you hook up with them without your parents cockblocking you
>>28735399
>>28735106
you are both outraged and stupid;
this is, as you can imagine, a terrible combination
>>28734411
>14
ayyy
>select x until it no longer appears
Fuck you Google.
this is so fake now my eyes arent real
>>28733691
nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8
originalia familia
>>28735482
you really delete and repost just to change bad to terrible
hahaha whatever you say man
>>28735489
>hooking up on tinder isn't real
He literally fucked a fat chick and a ladyboy. That is very obtainable for anyone who is even moderately attractive.
>>28735466
She wasn't trans lmao
>>28735472
Just said I was going to hangout with friends, my mom saw hickeys on my neck but just asked about the girl and whatever.
>>28735508
I quoted the wrong post, actually
anyway, this has been happening since forever and we've been mostly fine. it's part of a natural system, and if you interrupt it you'll probably get some kind of undesirable side effect like young people emotionally bonding with fictional characters in lieu of real people or something.
>>28735533
Both of them were pretty skinny honestly. I could have fucked a fat girl but I realized I would be disgusted after I came so I decided against that.
>>28735399
Legal is legal bitch nigga. Sounds like you have a bad case of jealousy.
>>28735537
Mate we've all done some fucking hogs on Tinder. You don't have to pretend for us. This site is anonymous.
>>28735558
Whatever makes you sleep at night anon
Jesus you're a creep
I realise you're probably just laying down bait but legit real autism hours
Enjoy being a functioning member of society
>>28735597
nice cartoon
>>28735606
I did almost fuck a rape baby girl but she kind of weirded me out and was psychologically fucked up.
>>28735627
I know, it is.
>>28735610
I don't think you're a real person. I believe that I am responding to a troll.
>>28735644
weeb check
creep check
'intellectual' check
keep em coming lads
>missed out on prime teen pussy
plan B: i blow up large chunks of the government until such time as it is legal for us to have heroin or MDMA or something so that we can mute this awful, horrible, very bad pain
>>28735678
Don't worry you're not missing out on much.
>>28735806
thank you, officer rosenberg of the anti-beta-terrorism task force. I don't even want my life not to be a living hell. you have successfully deradicalized me so that I will willingly slip into the role of awkward beta provider to children who are not mine. another paycheck in your bank account from the lizard jew machine intelligences who run this very bad world. you're a good person. you do good things
>>28735846
On the other hand if you're young looking enough you could just make a underage facebook for tinder to get that sweet, sweet teen poon.
>>28735921
honestly that won't fix it
nothing will fix it but at least revenge will bring others down to my level
>>28733836
we all have herpes anon...
>>28734393
>>28734411
tfw 21
tfw gonna make a fb account saying im 17 to pork jb
>>28736034
don't get yourself in trouble before you know how to shoot and make blowuppy-puffs
woe betide the insurgent who comes unprepared
>>28733691
>but took it off with the second girl because she's on birth control.
retardd
>>28734393
>>28734411
>16 and 14
wat
>>28733691
>hey robots. i recently got a computer and made up two posts on r9k in the last week
>>28733691
>I recently got tinder and had sex with two girls in the last week.
yo chad if you're gonna post here as a 'robot' be a little more subtle b.
>have heaps of matches
>few are qts
>socially retarded and boring
>never get past small talk
How do I even
>>28733691
Most robots don't just want sex. Regardless of all the shitty memes, it's love they're after.
>>28735627
nice argumentcartoonblox
