>bought a onahole
>been using it for weeks
>don't care about gfs anymore
Feels great. Why haven't you bought an onahole yet?
i have the one in the pic op, feels good man
>>28733635
Do you have the regular or the hard? I have the hard and it's great. Been thinking about buying some panties for it
>>28733635
What is this one called?origami commento
>>28733698
Puni Ana DX
>>28733662
soft ahehehehe
>>28733723
welp, looks like I can't get it in my country. Maybe I can get a mail forwarding service and get it from amazon usa but that would easily 2 or 3x the cost.
>>28733964
What country are you trying to order from?
>>28733974
Australia
A lot of places won't ship here (or at least most of their stuff, books seem to usually be ok from amazon but obviously firearms wouldn't be). Also since it's a loli-type onahole I doubt it would even get through customs.
>>28734195
Is it true that Australians shitpost to block out the pain?
>>28734195
You are so close to Japan, how long does it take to fly there? How much does it cost to travel to SEA or Japan?
onaholes are so much better then fleshlights.
>>28734195
look up the /jp/ onahole thead there is at least ONE Ausbro there that gets stuff like this.
ask the seller to remove the packaging and you should good to go.
>>28734195
http://en-nls.com/
This place ships to australia and you can ask them to remove the packaging before shipping. Just did a check and puni dx will run you AUD 227.00 after shipping
>>28734292
Onaholes and fleshlights are the same thing. One is just a Japanese word.
>>28734328
Fleshlight is a specific brand that is extremely over priced
I got one in my closet and its got a flat bottom to it so you can rest it on your computer desk and hump it a bit instead of the usual arm movements.
I like it, kinda falling apart though. The pussy is torn a little. Asshole still in good condition and is pretty tight.
Cleaning it is kind of a pain. i just run it under water and finger it out with a soapy hand.
also bought a few rubber sleeves. i never jerk off with my hand only anymore. after my wrist/arm hurt i thought it was bringing on carpal tunnel...
only problem is my parents might find it while im at work :( oh well
>>28734328
Fleshlights generally have no texture on the inside of the hole, and are more expensive.
>>28734328
Onna means 'woman/female' in japanese
Onahole. Female hole
>>28734241
Looks like cheapest flights from sydney to tokyo cost about $500 AUD one way, and flight time is approximately 18 hours.
Then there's still the matter of accomodation and food, buying the onahole, getting it back through customs, etc.
>>28734230
Partly. Also other reasons e.g. sunstroke, deliria from animal venom poisoning, drunkenness, and a desire to simply fuck with people for the fun of it.
Remember, we were founded as a nation of criminals who got b&nned from britain for shitposting and trolling IRL.
>>28734418
No, it's short for onanism, which means mastubation.
I have a few but I barely use them desu
>>28734305
>>28734292
Thank you, I will check it out.
I'm surprised that removing the packaging is enough to get it through customs, but if that guy on /jp/ gets it through then I guess it's worth trying.
people saying that this is better than a fleshlight;
the reason i no longer use my fleshlight isn't because it doesn't feel good (it feels great), but because i hate the clean up after.
i do my thing, bust my stuff, then feel incredibly disappointed in myself.
i end up covered in lube and with a nasty tube in need of cleaning.
do you not feel the same amount of shame and disgust from using this thing?
banned in ausfailia and cuckanada
I have an 8"x5" cock. How would one of these things fare for me?
>>28734572
clean up?
>wash out with soap and water.
>rinse out
>insert paper towels, tissues, napkins, etc in to hole to the base.
>squeeze so the paper absorbs all the water.
>extra: use cornstarch to keep drier for longer storage time (it keeps it soft as well)
I don't feel shame about using it or cleaning it.
>>28734591
just gotta get the packaging removed.
>>28734657
Most are made for smaller penises 6-6.5" and smaller but if you check out the /jp/ onahole thread they have a pastebin and a few links.
>>28734572
It literally takes 5 minutes to clean and a quick shower. If you're too lazy for a FAKE PUSSY then I dread to imagine your sexual future.
>>28734702
>>28734746
is that really something you want to do right after you cum, though? its so much easier to cum in a t-shirt or pair of boxers and just go about your business.
i find the joy of cumming to be pretty similar no matter where it happens desu.
>>28734195
i'm an ausfag and i have this exact onahole mate
shipped it with the box and all and didn't have a problem
it's my third loli onahole i've had
>>28733626
I have a similar onahole and its AMAZING. I use this and I also use the Virgin Age admission a lot as well. It feels so good it hurts sometimes. It just sucks the cum out of your dick. The 17 Bordeaux is great as well. A lot of people recommend the mouth of truth but mine broke in the back after just a few uses and I consider my other onaholes superior in pleasure so I would not recommend it unless you have a small dick.
Fuck roasties their holes are not needed anymore. And I don't want to hear some bitch talking to me about dumb shit all the time just so I can use their crusty dirty used up holes.
What onahole would you suggest when starting out and where should I order one if I live in Eastern Europe? I wonder if we have laws against them or something.
>>28736268
if you have a dakimakura then get a full hip like the puni that has been posted in this thread
if not then just something smaller and cheaper for starting off with, i personally have a virgin age admission and she is TIGHT
>>28736290
Any specific websites to order from? I looked at Jlist a few times, but no idea if it's good.
>>28736423
http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a
check out the general on jp
How do you get one without ending up on a watch list?
>>28736541
Sex toys aren't illegal, friendo. .
Because I desire physical, emotional, and intellectual companionship. I'm lonely not horny.
>>28736610
My onahole contained naked loli images in the package, that could get you imprisoned in Canada.
Has anyone bought any of these scented lubes e.g.
"Lovely Girl's Drool is Sweet "
"High Schooler's Smell of The Vagina"
"Tight Yonger Sister's Lube"
(these are all from en-nls)
Do they actually smell / taste like what they're imitating? and are they worth buying, or should I just stick to regular lube?
>>28736680
Wait, 3D or 2D loli?
pretty messed up if 2d is illegal
>>28736680
illegal cartoons , top kek!
>>28736761
2D, safest thing to do is ask the shipper to remove the artwork.
>>28733626
i ilve with my parents and they sniff through every package that gets ordered to their house
>>28736906
Glitterbomb yourself
that'll teach them not to open your mail
are there non loli onaholes? i want a fun sex toy i'm tired of my hand but i'm not pedo and i don't want to end up on a watchlist
>>28733626
Do they ship discretely? I don't need my parents seeing some weird looking sex box arriving in the mail
>>28736885
Can they actually do that? Just send a plain box, with no artwork, no booklets or anything. Just the box and the onahole.
>>28736906
and?
i live with my parents and they occasionally come in my room without knocking
the walked in on me once mid wank and i just said to them i'm a healthy male with a healthy sex drive what do you expect to happen when you don't fucking knock?
they haven't come into my room since and before that incident they have seen my anime posters some of which contain naked lolis and even the box my onahole came in
tl;dr why should you care what your parents think?
>>28737039
Yeah it's a common request for shipments to the West.
>>28733626
Your onahole won't keep you warm at night.
An underage latex vagina to perpetuate your isolation from society or a partnership with another person you care about... which one is better is hard to say
>>28737423
Roastie roastie go away, come again some other day!
>>28737423
neither will all those girls who are disgusted by your very existence
>>28737423
untrue. if i put my thumb inside it holds in the heat after awhile.
i just dont want to sleep with an onahole
I have a tenga flip hole and its pretty neat
on the topic of warm onaholes:
Is it worth getting a onahole warmer? (one of the USB ones, not a limited-use chemical one)
>>28734195
aus doesn't ban importing onaholes with lewd packaging
no idea where you got this misinformation from
>>28738688
It's not the lewd packaging, it's this (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_cartoon_pornography_depicting_minors#Australia): "All sexualised depictions of children under the age of 18 (or who appear to be under that age[citation needed]) are illegal in Australia, and there is a "zero-tolerance" policy in place.[8]
In December 2008, a man from Sydney was convicted of possessing child pornography after sexually explicit pictures of children characters from The Simpsons were found on his computer. The NSW Supreme Court upheld a Local Court decision that the animated Simpsons characters "depicted", and thus "could be considered", real people.[9] Controversy arose over the perceived ban on small-breasted women in pornography after a South Australian court established that if a consenting adult in pornography were "reasonably" deemed to look under the age of consent, then they could be considered depictions of child pornography.[citation needed] Criteria described stated "small breasts" as one of few examples, leading to the outrage. Again, the classification law is not federal or nationwide and only applies to South Australia.[10]"
We've literally had adult porn stars with small breasts classified as child porn. It's fucking ridiculous.
Anyway, anything that depicts a minor in a sexualised way, even just the design of an onahole, can get siezed by customs and destroyed. I've heard of it happening.
