>"Don't worry, Anon, your 6 inch cock is fine. Sure, my ex was 8 inches but you're so much nicer to me than he was and you always spoil me with gifts"
>>28733216
original kekarooni
>>28733216
>she thinks my cock is 6 inches
y-yes, exactly - 6 inches
Honesty I would get miffed by her trying to stealth brag about her ex, rather than the fact she had an ex.
Sounds like I'll just have to stop buying her gifts, and see how long she stays off "kindness" and my 6 inch dick.
>>28733216
tell her your not used to dealing with girls who have massive 8 inch vaginas
>>28733588
Literally all women have massive 8 inch vaginas.
>>28733216
i hope one day i get a hot stacy gf (>implying) and she tells me all about the huge cocks shes fucked and compares it to my 5 incher. i'd be rock hard and would cum so hard inside her
>>28733216
Honestly though to settle this at least from one females point of view, if you have an 8 inch dick and your just emotionlessly ramming it into my cervix I'm really not going to give a shit.
Pro tip if you have a small dick and are about to have sex with someone take a second to ask them what their into. Not only are they going to appreciate you asking your going to be way better off actually satisfying them..
>>28735084
>pro tip
reddit please fuck off
>>28735220
Oh my god someone used a phrase ironically.
Have you alerted the media yet?
