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Any of you guys had any experience with tinder? im using this pic atm and not sure if its good enough.
>>28732162
You kinda remind me of Peter Dinklage. You look a little bit sad though.
>>28732184
thats my natty face. i literally have aspergers
>>28732162
something's a bit off in this pic
try faking a smile or get something to make you laugh and take a pic
>>28732243
I don't think he smiles very much
>>28732162
you look like poor trailer trash.
>>28732162
I've gotten laid from tinder twice, and had a gf from there too.
Contrary to the stigma, there are some genuinely good people on there.
>>28732184
Dinklage and Jeremy Renner mixed together is what I was thinking.
>>28732162
It's not very good.
At least pick a better backdrop, nicer clothes if you can't fake a smile.
Also if you're only using one pic that's a red flag b t w
>>28732162
My experience is mostly bots, and the ones I do match up with that are real never actually respond back to me. They don't unmatch me though, so that's something.
This is the pic I'm using. I need a new one.
>>28732297
>those
>fucking
>shoes
KEK
>>28732184
No, more like Chase Williamson.
>>28732297
Are you swiping right on everyone? If so you'll be put in a pool with people who only swipe right, designed to isolate bots and hookers like you're getting.
And yeah don't retake it next to your car, it's not a good look.
>>28732340
I should get some new shoes. Thanks for pointing that out.
>>28732162
you look kind of homeless. I say get a hair, dont wear a hoodie but a nice dress shirt or something, and presto. youd look pretty attractive
>>28732162
I'll be honest. You look poor and downtrodden.
The sullen, droopy eyes, lack of a smile, 5 O'clock shadow, hoody, cheap, shady looking stone wall, and messy hair don't help. The fact that you have an odd mix of young and old features makes you look like you've been malnourished and hurt as a child.
>>28732162
You take pics of yourself just like I do. Expressionless, almost a little angry looking, slightly off center, not looking at the camera.
Does getting your picture taken make you uncomfortable, too?
Op its a good look just don't use tinder it's miserable. Who just wants random hookups all the time?
>>28732367
I swipe right fairly frequently, I guess.
To be fair, I might have a really bad choice in pictures too.
>>28732447
How come you're fat and Mexican in this picture?
>>28732432
when i smile i look weird and creepy, see my pic attached. i think its an autism think, i stopped simling at about the age of 10 and have looked weird ever since
>>28732280
>and had a gf from there too
Poor guy...
>>28732507
He's fat and mexican in both pictures.
>>28732507
My size and nationality change regularly.
>>28732517
get a better haircut and shave please
If you can't smile at least take the photo somewhere nice looking
>>28732517
>muh autism
you're a grown adult man its time to cut the autism cord
>>28732517
a) that's not really a smile
b) hair cut in the OP is better.
Just going by looks, I'd match with you. Am a dude tho.
>>28732523
>tfw I'm asian
>that's never anyone's first guess
>>28732517
I'm exactly the same way. Any time I smile I look like I'm plotting some kind of sick sex fantasy. At least in pictures. I think a lot of it has to do with the smile being insincere.
I'm either outright ignored or ignored after a few responses. No one on there seems to actually want to hook up according to their profiles. I might give it another spin, but it's essentially attention whores looking for attention, not much else in my experience.
>>28732518
Like I said, the people there are humans too, some of them being really great people.
>>28732447
Avoid photos that obscure your features
Don't try to be too creative, people just want to see what you look like
And you can see the shadow of you holding up the camera in that shot
>>28732596
>Don't try to be too creative, people just want to see what you look like
Aight, cool stuff.
>>28732552
that is me smiling honestly. this is a picutre of my normal face when i was at my NEETest point.
>>28732643
Doesn't look to bad, desu. You're obviously not looking your best in that pic, but you're fine. Well, imho.
In about 5 months of using tinder, I've only met three girls face to face. Getting their number is easy enough, actually arranging a date without flaking is surprisingly difficult
>>28732643
Looks fine. Nothing special, but fine.
>>28732340
Do normies actually care about this shit
Fucking shoes
>>28732203
you have those big innocent eyes common in spergers
>>28732927
>Not caring about fashion what-so-ever
>>28732980
No that's not what I meant.
His shoes look fine to me. They look functional. What the fuck is wrong with them?
What are acceptable normalfag shoes so I can visualize the difference
>>28732969
yup, i have a few aspie mates who have big eyes. but i have had girls say i have gorgeous eyes, so ehhh its not bad i guess
>>28733016
They're also multicoloured, cheap runners, the kind of shoes kids wear. Pairing them with loose, boot cut jeans only further emphasises this 'kid' aesthetic.
Also they look dirty.
>>28733016
Guy who posted the pic here, it just doesn't fit well with the outfit.
Bright yellow lines on running shoes paired with jeans and a T-shirt looks weird, like you didn't think about whether or not it compliments the wardrobe. My shoes should be more casual, like pic related.
I assume, anyway.
>>28732927
Having ugly shoes that are in shit condition shows that you're a careless piece of shit/autistic loser. Pretty much the same thing as having a shitty haircut or bad teeth.
>>28733072
Thanks. I need to get some new clothes and I tend to be really fucking autistic when it comes to picking out clothing, so any advice here is appreciated.
>>28733136
So basically skateboarding shoes are the only acceptable normalfag shoe?
Good to know because I only wear 100% grey midtop supras with everything.
>>28732980
oink oink yes you must hate yourself and spend more money oink
>>28733185
Not necessarily but I know next to nothing about this.
/fa/ might be more your speed.
>>28733185
Boots, more high end runners, skate shoes anything really as long as it matches the outfit
And supras will look like shit if they're beat up and worn exclusively with cargo shorts, baggy jeans etc
i tried but got no matches
I think my profile pic is too shit though
>>28732585
>No one on there seems to actually want to hook up according to their profiles.
they want to hook up with attractive guys, which, judging from your results, isnt you. sorry buddy
>>28733248
I only wear black, grey, and blue, so I don't think that's an issue.
This fashion shit is retarded. I'm not going to buy 10 pairs of shoes to match every outfit.
Shoes look like this but the white bottom is also the same color gray as the rest of the shoe.
I'm not going to pay $150 for running shoes I won't use because they give me shin splints. Fuck that.
I don't think Chad pays this much attention to this shit.
>>28733313
You look like my cousin who has fetal alcohol syndrome, autistache and everything
Don't know why, but you remind me of the autistic peanut butter girl, OP
>>28733335
dear god in heaven
>>28733313
Holy fucking shit LMAO
>>28733373
>autistic
She was just pretending. Just an ironic "epic meme XD" attention whore.
>>28733380
What's the problem faggot
Here, i made this collage of kids/young people, with autism and Aspergers to show the similar facial traits you might share, notice how they all look related
>>28733408
For fucks sakes, they look similar to me when I was in school.
>>28733335
>This fashion shit is retarded. I'm not going to buy 10 pairs of shoes to match every outfit.
I was just looking on /fa/'s wiki and I'm actually kind of intrigued by it. It's like graphic design, in some ways, just for your body.
>>28732162
hahahahahahahah
> are you popular?
> are you rich?
> are you dangerous? (must have permanently hurt at least 1 person on purpose)
I'm guessing no to all 3....
so....
> Do you enjoy fucking obese women?
>>28733405
You have absolutely no fashion sense and those shoes make me want to puke they look so fucking bad, especially knowing you got them 100% grey like what the hell are you thinking my dude
>>28733335
as long as it nike or adidas normies wont mind
these are autism tier ngl
>>28733446
No one has ever said anything about my shoes.
Suggest better ones then. You don't like solid colors or something? Those are not normie acceptable?
>>28733408
Son of a bitch.
I see it in me, mostly bottom right guy. (I'm the leather jacket/PT Cruiser asshole).
>>28733446
>>28733462
this would be my second choice desu
Not good OP.
It makes me look at you and think you have mental problems and you would become obsessed or rape me.
>>28733437
It's working again?
The wiki I mean
>>28733471
If you're going to get hi-tops, just get a pair of chucks. Not those abominations.
>>28733509
Tuxbell, right? I'm on a phone, didn't have issues looking through it.
>>28733499
post a picture of you wearing these
feel free to crop everything but your legs/shoes out
>>28732297
you look like a failed serial killer
> be op
> write manifesto
> get bored
> get high
> take a selfie in front of Mom's minivan
> use a tripod because zero friends
>>28733408
>They're all white
this is why we're losing
Geez its almost like you fit in too well into my aspie collage
>>28733577
holy shit hahahaha
>>28733544
That's fuckin' depressing, but thanks for the input.
>tfw I actually was accused of planning to kill someone in high school
>tfw had to get a note from my psychiatrist to prove I wasn't the next Columbine
>>28733612
there is nothing wrong with u OP
I feel bad for the op now....
You don't look bad or ugly.
You're actually good looking, but need to accentuate your features with better angles.... SMILE, GENUINELY!
I usually don't get anything on there
Girls normally don't message me back and 90% of matches and messages I do get are 25+ women or "18 year olds"
I did get a super like or whatever it's called though
I panicked and didn't use the app for like a week
She added me on Facebook and bitches me out because she spent 2 dollars to try to fuck me and I didn't match with her
I just remade my account like 5 minutes ago so I'll see what I get
>>28732162
You actually don't look terrible, but you give off the vibe that you're dealing with some heavy shit and don't wanna talk about it.
>>28733684
ur getting matches so u have nothing to complain about son
>>28733628
Bullshit.
I'm aware of my flaws, and I'm trying to fix them.
Women want to see you do stuff and be cool and smile
That's what you want to be doing
>>28733722
>u can't complain
>even though literally no one on your age range wants you and all you get are either Cougars chasing their youth or jailbait trying to get drunk and look old
>the one girl my age was crazy possessive and thought she could buy my virginity for a 2 dollar virtual poke
>no conversation has lasted longer than 1-2 messages
Wow man, sure working as intended
>>28732162
its not the best
get out of your house, out in the city or outdoors, somewhere interesting
shave or grow your shit properly
>>28732297
this picture is absolutely some kind of joke, it has to be
>>28733797
>absolutely some kind of joke, it has to be
It isn't, but I'm glad to know I look bad. Been trying to find ways to improve.
What specifically is wrong here?
>>28733535
>just get a pair of chucks
What the fuck are those?
>>28733538
Okay. They're pretty beat up which is why I want new ones, but I don't see the problem with these (or the blue ones).
>>28732162
you look like a lovely young man op why don't you just find a nice girl?
>>28733842
Converse All-Stars, you fucking tasteless nigger
>>28733866
>converse
No thanks. Those look like shit.
Literally have had a gf for 3 years wearing these shoes.
>>28733313
You look like the aliens from gantz.
>>28733842
>what the fuck are those?
At least those shoes match the rock you live under
>>28733884
I mean I buy all my clothing from the thrift store and they haven't had any shoes I've liked lately so I've just stuck with these.
You still haven't told me the problem with those shoes.
>>28733901
The problem is they look like shit and I've told you that General Autismo
>>28733835
pt cruiser
those shoes
your face, or expression i guess, i'm sure someone finds you attractive probably
also you look fat but again i'm sure there are girls into that
where was this taken?
also just this entire picture in general makes me hope this was ironic, a joke picture but i know it isn't
idk
>>28733866
>calling someone tasteless just after recommending converse
they're decent shoes i guess but come the fuck on muchacho
>>28733938
Okay so recommend me something that doesn't look like shit. So far you have recommended
>nigger boots. I think they call them Tims or something.
>converse
>skateshoes
>go days without anyone swiping right
>turn gay option on, wait few days and start swiping right on everybody
>match match match match match match match match match match match match
I just can't take non-twinkish photos of me
>>28732297
>leather fag jacket
>PT LOSER
>beta posture
>mummys bowl cut
holy shit some of you fuckers really are hopeless
>>28733942
>pt cruiser
It's what I have, first car after getting a license at19. I like it, anyway. Could have had a Jeep but I hate the way they handle.
>shoes
This has been established.
>your face, or expression i guess, i'm sure someone finds you attractive probably
I guess that makes sense.
>also you look fat but again i'm sure there are girls into that
That too, I'm trying to exercise more and eat better.
>where was this taken?
Outside my mom's apartment, under a streetlamp. I'm aware of how pathetic that sounds.
>>28733958
not that guy but the shoes would be okay if you knew how to dress in general and had a better body
The "nigger boots" are Timberlands and they're great boots. For you any basic shoes would be fine, go to the mall and cop any basic pair that you like in black, grey or brown
>>28733979
post pics, are you cute? are you in la?
Does anyone know if Vagabond still posts here?
>>28734054
>not that guy but the shoes would be okay if you knew how to dress in general and had a better body
How can you tell what I dress like from a picture of my ankle? Or my body for that matter?
All I said was I wear 3 colors.
Tried it. It's shit for 4/10 male's just like normal online dating. Can't even get fatties.
>>28734039
>leather jacket fag
Well, at least it's summer and I don't feel obligated to wear it anymore.
>PT LOSER
Already went over that
>beta posture
Alright, I can accept that.
>mummy's bowl cut
I'll admit the haircut's bad but I don't think it's a bowl cut.
>>28734054
>post pics, are you cute? are you in la?
Nah mang, I'm nowhere near LA. And I don't wanna end up in a faces of /r9k/ thread
>>28733958
Actually I've only suggested Converse. There's like 2 other people here agreeing with me.
I'm not a shoe/fashion expert but heres the list of shoes I own:
Low-top white converse (old style and new)
Black old-school Vans Sk8-his
Black Nike Roshe Run
Black Adidas Seeley
Unknown Nike skate shoe w/ blue swoosh
Regular Grey Vans
pretty high school tier but still looks good, plus I'm 21 but look 18.
>>28734040
If it's what you have don't show it off, pts are pussy repellents t b h
you would've done better looking around for a nice car, taking a picture next to it then explaining to the girl why you don't have it if it even comes up
it doesnt sound that pathetic but take pictures out in the day, somewhere other than at home
>>28734085
I saw your ankles and assumed you were wearing shorts so from that I assumed that you don't dress well. Aren't you the pt cruiser guy? The fit in that picture just made me think you don't care about what you wear and theres nothing wrong with that
Is my profile pic bad?
>>28734174
>I saw your ankles and assumed you were wearing shorts so from that I assumed that you don't dress well
I'm inside and haven't left the house in 10 days. When I do leave I wear long pants. Either grey jeans or whatever the niggers call those popular pants. Joggers I think they're called or something.
No I'm not PT cruiser guy. I'm the guy who doesn't believe normies really give that much of a shit about shoes.
>>28734174
>take pictures out in the day, somewhere other than at home
I've never really been one to take pictures of myself out in daily life, but yeah I can understand that. Here's a slightly more recent photo, which may or may not actually make me look worse.
>>28734212
I mean, if you look like shit all around, yeah they wont care about the shoes. But if you're wearing nice clothes with shit shoes, they will stand out.
>>28734180
You look like you're sinking into yourself.
>>28734180
Is your body a prolapsed anus?
>>28734267
Just browsing /fa/ for 5 minutes and I am already repulsed at what these people think is good looking clothing.
Looks like I was right to completely ignore it.
>>28734125
You should diversify your shoe game compadre
>>28734212
>I'm inside and haven't left the house in 10 days
lmao go outside dude, and yes they're called joggers
>>28734267 is right btw
>>28734260
you look 13
i dont take pictures of myself daily either but if you're doing something/at somewhere cool or different then definitely snap some pictures
>>28734331
80% of /fa/ doesn't know shit about anything but you're right in that you probably shouldn't care too much about clothes anyway
>>28734362
Yeah I know I should. Any recs? Been thinking about copping some boots.
>>28734296
>>28734313
how about this picture, i dont know
ITT: Guys who need to
1. Buy clothes that fit, stop wearing hoodies everywhere you go all year round
2. buy some leather shoes
3. work out (I know this probably wont happen but had to put it out there. 2 months and you'll feel like a new person)
4. Get a normie haircut, something short is always better than your long retard bowlcut or "bedhead" look. Just keep it clean
5. SHAVE GOD DAMN
>>28732162
Alright guys, I just made a tinder profile using this pic. Am I going to make it?
>>28734398
IGOR HUNGRY FOR WOMEN
>>28734416
Can't really tell from that retarded pic but you might have potential if you lost weight
>>28734362
>if you're doing something/at somewhere cool or different then definitely snap some pictures
>implying I do anything cool or interesting on a regular basis.
Also I actually tried to apply for a job last year for a late-night cookie delivery place and they literally told me I looked 12.
>>28734413
>work out
I feel like I should be doing more than just taking a run until I feel like throwing up every day. Would /fit/ have some good advice for me or are they just gonna tell me to git gud and ask if I even lift?
>>28734482
Wow. They thought you were too young to deliver cookies.
>>28734532
I want you to take a second and think about how life has been for someone who literally looks too young to deliver cookies.
Just ruminate on that for a moment.
>>28734519
desu I just started maybe six months ago and started getting MUCH more female attention and felt a lot better about myself after two. Just do bench press if you can, curls every day and do heavy enough weight to where you can only do 8 or ten reps 3 or 4 times. Then do crunches and other ab shit that is very easy to find online, you can do that pretty much anywhere too. Tricep extensions make your arms bigger, flys, and lots and lots of dumbbell press. If you just work every day until your arms fucking hurt and you can't lift anymore then you've done enough. That may only be 45 minutes or an hour your first couple weeks but just keep at it.
>>28734519
just go to /fit/ and read the sticky
>>28734573
Alright. I did weights for a semester in high school, and had one of the best relationships I've ever had during that time. She broke up after a month though, for reasons.
So maybe there is a connection after all.
you look like a depressed faggot OP, put on some good shades (not some edge master shades from CVS) and take a pic, or get shredded and go to a beach or some shit, tinder is shite.
>>28734386
honestly just hit up urban outfitters or something and see what you like
can't go wrong with doc martens or clarks i've got a pair of black desert malis myself
summer's comin up too so you should get some espadrilles or plimsolls
>>28732184
Really?
He reminds me of Pat the Bunny.
>>28734362
>>28734384
This is what /fa/ says are nice looking shoes. Is this what normies think looks good?
>>28734709
Shit yeah those look awesome. Your outfit would have to suit them obviously but yeah.
>>28734727
>Your outfit would have to suit them obviously but yeah.
Okay which color do I get so that I don't have to dress like a nigger or faggot and wear tight pants?
>>28734709
wrong
>addidas meme
>>28734756
This is annoying as fuck desu. If you don't like them then post something else.
This a mighty rapist indeed!
>im uglier
>>28734739
>tight pants
>faggot
what year are you stuck in
>>28732395
>get a hair
kek
>>28734739
I knew you were some backwater hick but this really just confirms it
Enjoy buying clothes at the thrift store you inbreed
I'd probably swipe right, op.
>>28734791
>>28734822
What are tight pants popular again or some shit? Back when I used to wear them they were not popular at all.
>>28734777
no im saying adidas is a /fa/ meme, you dip
>>28734850
>no im saying adidas is a /fa/ meme, you dip
I'm not going to spend $400 on these y-3 things they keep posting and honestly most of the shoes these guys post look like shit.
So what the fuck do you even buy
>>28734442
>retarded
That's my face man, why you gotta be so cold? I'm conducting an /r9k/ experiment. I'm purposefully making myself as unattractive as possible to see if I get any swipes.
It isn't hard either. Never got a swipe using regular pics and I think I look 4.
>>28734865
>I'm not going to spend $400 on these y-3 things they keep posting and honestly most of the shoes these guys post look like shit.
I completely agree with you anon.
I personally buy vans classics, also /fa/ consider them fashionable too
these are the ones i like and would wear.
which one
will ask gf too
>>28734932
I like the right pair
>>28734954
so does she.
good it's $50 cheaper.
>>28733656
how can we smile many of us have been told we look hideous when we smile
Why the fuck are you fucking faggots using tinder if you are you're not a god damn robot dumb fucking cunts get the fuck off my board
>>28734932
>>28734954
Agreed, right pair > left pair. Unless you've got some neo /fa/ or Yeezy set to fit it, left pair won't get you far.
im sure girls dun give a damn about shoes
>>28733791
Sounds to me like you're a picky faggot. Jesus some person was basically willing to pay you for sex and you bottled it, yeah I feel so sorry for you.
I moved some time ago and literally don't know anybody withing 400km's around me and I still can't fucking do it
I signed up, swiped like 3 girls that were way out of my league and immediately deleted my account. I get nervous as fuck thinking these girls have to swipe me, seeing my shitty pictures I can't do it.
>>28732297
M8 i saw u at a rate thread at /soc/
>>28732162
you are slightly below avg maybe even avg and youre trying to date women so yeah, its definitely not good enough. all the smelly, smoldering roasties within your range will be going for guys between 7/10 and up. 80% of them will fuck 20% of the chads who pump and dump to keep up with the supply.
>>28732162
If you are on the left of the photo, you should be looking to the right (and vice versa), otherwise it will look off. Basic photography stuff
>>28732980
i know that you only care about shoes and other fashion accories that no one notices only to boost your own low self esteem because youre horribly ugly and boosting the importance of fashion items you wear yourself is the only thing you can do.
>>28732585
Women use it to
1) get attention from 80% of the avg to below avg men on there
2) actually fuck 20% of the chads
women are disgusting and tinder will be out of business when the sex robots and vr girls take over. women will be generally fucked when transhumanisn invents gender x for men.
>>28737813
im a virgin handholdless kissless, and hardest i ever came was using VR, i guess my brain thought it was real or somethin
>>28737831
soon all of our brains will think it is real. the future looks bright anon, hang in there.
>>28732162
Are u all good OP?
>>28733842
Wash and tumble dry those fucking things.
