>Be strong Catholic
>Girlfriend wants to stay abstinent like a proper Christian
>Suggests we have anal instead
How do I dump this sodomite whore without this damaging our relationship in church?
Murder her and stage it as a suicide, youre obviously autistic enough to do this
>>28732005
>that pic
Breh, I have like the same eyes and eyebrows. I look really similar to this, at least above the bandana.
>>28732005
Earl of Grey pls go
>>28732005
Wait a little while, stay away from her, then give her a weak sauce paragraph about how you're just not compatible with her. Don't give her any details, and just let her know it's nothing personnel kid
>>28732005
Fucking disgusting anon
Drop her and tell her father
Your relationship with god is infinitely more important than anything that comes from dropping her.
I like you on the FB. Congrats on getting unbant
Sam Tumminello is a meme now
>>28732005
She's likely not some sick-minded sodomite. It's just that your religion represses people into trying to retain their "technical virginity" at all costs so they resort to any other type of contact they can, even anal intercourse, to satisfy their normal human sexual urges. Man, Catholicism is fucked up.
Earl of Gray, the complete faggot. Enjoy being a slave to Papist claptrap.
Tell her you have fallen out of love. They use that all the time.
>damaging our relationship in church
>letting the thoughts and words of a roastie whore affect your life
Either way you're a cuck to an imaginary god
>>28732005
it's either sodomy or unwanted children
make your choice
protip; the "pro-life" church wants you to have the kid, because religions do better when they pump out as many young brainwashlings as possible
>>28732005
Are you a faggot OP?
>>28732005
Can I fug you OP?
>>28732005
How about you tell the priest instead
OP I'll give u my virginity to be ur dirty little sodomite whore. <3
Is that the Bavarian flag?
If it is: why does your cow go to church with you?
>>28732005
Earl of Grey, you have to go back!
>>28735276
My cow prefers evening mass, yes.
>>28732005
BAYERN RAUS
>>28732005
Tell your church's patrons during mass or something. Embarrass her in front of the entire congregation.
>be strong catholic
Stopped reading there papist
Post your World Atlas
>>28732200
are you bavarian?
>be atheist
>gf is catholic
>we have lots of sex
Stop using religion as an excuse.
>>28732005
Inform your local priest asap. He will set up an appointment with you to submit a request form to the Vatican for permission to burn the harlot at the stake. Be sure to bring $15.00 USD and a valid driver's license. It takes about a week or so for the paperwork to go through and then you've got yourself a crispy heretic.
earl of gay pls leave
>>28732005
https://youtu.be/qNeMm9icp4Y
This is how gay you sound, faggot
>>28732005
SCHEISS BAYERN, VERPISST EUCH. BUCHSTAEBLICH DIE GANZE NATION HASST EUCH.
JETZT GEH NACH HAUSE UND LUTSCH SEEHOFERS SCHWANZ
>>28738178
Who is this semen demon?
oreganoblox
>>28738535
Guter Pfosten, Kollege!
>>28738568
immer diese Bayern, die meine Stellung als deutsche Kaiserin in Frage stellen
>was los mit euch ?
>>28738535
Bayern Last bastion of German values.
Posts Merkel
baka german senpai
>>28738535
>>28738568
Merkel machtn gudden Dschobb
Ich lachte.
Bayern Anschluss an Oesterreich und es gibt wieder ein gutes Land/Reich.
>>28738595
>bayern
>values
choose one incest boy
>>28738568
merkle looks like every school principle ever
That's actually my fetish
And that comment is 101% original, probably
>>28738640
Darf ich zu euch nach Bayern kommen? Deutschland wird mir zu braun.
>>28737294
get out you protestant heretic
