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Why don't you go to a gloryhole /r9k/?
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Why don't you go to a gloryhole /r9k/?
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Honestly, I have a fear of my dick getting sliced off.
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>>28731944
this exactly right here
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>>28731944
The chance of this happening at an adult bookstore is probably zero
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>>28731920
Why is that penis green?
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I went to one, thinking nothing bad would happen. And then the faggot goes and posts pictures online.
Pic related. I've seen it pop up here and on /soc/ a bunch of times.

Don't do it.
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I do. There's one at a truck stop about 25 miles from where I live that I frequent.
Surprisingly there's a whole bunch of clean people just waiting to get sucked off. The barrier really gives them the freedom of anonymity.
Rarely a filthy person will show up and I'll ask them to either clean themselves or play like it was a mistake, to which they will apologize and back out. Nothing better than sucking a strangers dick. It's a lot better than craigslist too.
Although from the other perspective it's kinda nerve-wracking. I've been on the other side of the glory hole and as >>28731944 said, it's a gamble on what you'll get. Confused people, whack-os, someone who punches or bites your dick, and there's always the fear of STD's/HIV. Although the numerous times I've done it have mostly resulted in a nice long session. Some people backing out, but it's whatever. The barrier is there for a reason.
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>>28732023
Is that your cock? It looks delicious.
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>>28731920
t-that's a pretty yummy looking head...
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>>28731920
I'm scared one of the two things will happen:

>Someone will cut my penis off with a sharp objec.
>Some ugly old faggot will suck my dick.

I don't really want any of them for obvious reasons.
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>>28732023
you know that's kind of a compliment right? people like your cock thats a good thing
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>>28732072
>ugly faggot
That's what gloryholes are for. You don't go to them expecting perfection, you go to them to either suck someone's dick or get your dick sucked.
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>>28732023
jesus christ theres not even tape around the hole. looks painful.
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>>28732072
>Some ugly old faggot will suck my dick.
how would you know anyway? I got the best blowjobs at a local gloryhole, those faggots know how to suck cock
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>>28732101
>Wanting the first sexual encounter in your life to be with a man.
>Not even a pretty one to fall in love with.

I'm keeping my virginity and my dick away from you too.
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I'm terrified
>Some faggot will suck my dick
>I will catch some disease from putting my dick where literally hundreds have probably been
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Chances of getting a girl?
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>>28732033
Have you ever gotten any std?
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>>28732164
you have to be extremely lucky to get a girl at a gloryhole
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>>28732164
Zero. It's in a men's restroom.
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>>28732169
In my experience, no. I've gotten and given head probably 100 times combined, and I get tested at least once a month. So far I haven't caught anything.
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>>28732245
I have done it a few times but I am too afraid to do it again because of std. I wish they wouldn't exist
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>>28731920
Because I don't want STDs.
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How do I find them?
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>>28732621
google your location and gloryhole
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>>28731944
If it's a guy and you didn't know does that make you a faggot
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>>28732611
blame blacks for fucking monkeys
blame gays for spreading them
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>>28732659
no its only gay if you are the one to suck anyway
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Never heard of these in my country. It's probably an american thing because americans are all faggots.

If I ever find one I want to cut the dick off with a machete.
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>>28733090
Actually you find those all over the world and don't cut yourself on that edge fagboy ;)
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>>28733090
Are you eleven years old?
You're not supposed to be on this site.
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>>28733153
I must be 11 because I've never seeked out a hole to get my dick sucked by some disgusting stranger.
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I'm not a homosexual. Heterosexual gloryholes are only for porn
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>>28733279
Actually I am the one sucking the dick of some disgusting stranger and there is nothing your can do about it :)
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I don't wanna take any POZ LOADS and get MED RESISTANT AIDS.
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>>28732706
the balls also have to touch for it to be considered gay
and even then its only to the one receiving
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>>28732245
Do you swallow the cum when you give head there ?
I ish there was a gloryhole somewhere close to me, I'm dying to try and suck on some anonymous dick
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>>28733481
Not this guy but I do
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I would but I don't wanna get POZd while getting head.
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>>28733574
>oral
>hiv
Almost not possible to get it like that
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>>28733302
Surprised it took so long for someone to say it. Roasties only want to suck off Chad.
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>>28733726
What's your point? No one cares about roasties here. This thread is about gloryholes
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>>28731920
What if I tap my foot three times?
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I don't know how to find one near me, and my cock isn't exactly big. I mean, being ugly isn't an issue at a gloryhole but I'm still self-concious because it's small. I would definitely give head at one, though.
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>>28731920
Someone post the picture of the eurocucks fucking vaginas in the wall
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I hear that there are hedge shears and bolt cutters on the other side of that hole.
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>>28733978
sounds dangerous, i had an experience like this once
>hear about glory holes
>decide to go to one near me
>wait until i hear someone come in
>the hole looks just big enough to fit in a cock
>kneel down in front of the hole
>guy sticks his cock through
>very nice looking I immediately start sucking it
>suddenly feel blood all over my mouth
>this faggot actually cut off his cock with a bolt cutter
i tell you glory holes are fucking dangerous, this could happend to anyone
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>>28733978
That's what the glory hole window is for
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>just realized this thread is full of faggots
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>>28731920
Jesus, that's almost exactly my cock.
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>>28734405
I just learned this.

Was thinking that it was always a women at the other side paid to suck dick.

Boy did this thread tell me otherwise.
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>>28734729
Wait are you telling those were dudes sucking me off? oh my god
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>>28734352
Wait a minute -- are you saying the guy you were sucking cut off his OWN dick with a bolt cutter?
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http://www.xtube.com/search/video/152451071-gloryhole

>usually old men.
>may or may not have multiple diseases
>no women unless it is a porn shoot or some old man wanting to cuck out his wife.

I've tried it and a free blowjob is a free blowjob but if you want to say clean this isn't the best option for you.
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>>28734729

>women.
>being this open and random about sex acts for ANY guy not just Chad.

I fucking wish.....
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>>28734868
>I've tried it and a free blowjob is a free blowjob but if you want to say clean this isn't the best option for you.
no different than clubbing then ex
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I went to one off of craigslist because I was promised it would be a girl and a guy on the other side. I was straight but really horny so I went for the girl.

It was the sketchiest thing I'd ever seen and there was no girl and it was terrifying.
I literally had to drive out 80 minutes to a sketchy apartment in the middle of nowhere, climb under garage door which was open only about a foot, then walk through a few doors into parallel garages in the pitch black as I had been told over text to "just follow the music" and then down into a basement where there was this creepy set up wall with handlebars on it and a montage of gay porn all over it. No words were spoken. I was told to just show up and stick my dick in, despite the room being almost pitch black, and they would do it. Couldn't get hard. After 15 minutes my still soft dick was pushed back out and I ran out of there.
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>>28735097
I could have been killed here and I'm certain nobody would have ever found me.
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>>28735097
>>28735123
That's not how gloryholes are supposed to work. You are better off going to a public place for this kind of stuff and even better if it is something like an adult cinema or bookstore. Of course you won't find any girls there
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>>28735156
I see. I didn't know, I was 18 and horny looking around craigslist.
I've made bad decisions like that before for the same reasons but I've been controlling myself since then.
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>>28731920
Because I'm even afraid to enter an elevator without bracing to be hit by someone within.
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>>28731920
Honestly Ive never actually seen a gloryhole, nor would I know wherw to find one. Otherwise I would. Maybe its due to being in Australia, I guess its more of an american thing?
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>>28732033
1. How do you find gloryholes near you? Are they all at adult stores or anywhere more discrete?

2. How can you tell if a dick is clean/safe?
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>>28735244

squirt . org

it is an international thing

>>28735262

1. /\ see above

2. you can look and feel for bumps and discoloration but there isn't that much you can do with a random person.

if you aren't ready to take that risk you are better off looking for a jack off party, no oral/anal sex just jerking off other guys.
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>>28731920
My penis doesn't go horizontal like that.
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>>28732706
It's def gay to get your dick sucked by a guy if you know it's a guy.
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>>28732659
I'm wondering this too, I was on my knees for awhile and I felt pretty gay with a dick in my mouth
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>really horny a few days ago
>go to local gloryhole I know about
>end up jerking myself off while I give a guy head
>he slips $50 under the divider before he leaves
I guess I'm a prostitute now.
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>>28735361
no its not gay at all, how is it gay?
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>>28735244
Aussie here too, wanna meet up?

I've thought about making my own gloryhole's in public toilets around the place..
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>>28733481
Late as fuck but on occasion. If the dick looks clean, feels clean, and tastes clean then usually I have no problem swallowing it. You can tell by the way the cock flexes that the person is really enjoying it, and if you inhale it and let them squirt down your throat they usually verbally thank you.
>>28735262
Google city+gloryhole, or as an anon said before squirt . org.
I've seen a whole bunch of dicks in my life, like a WHOLE bunch, and I did a lot of googling for pictures of dicks with certain types of STDs. I memorized all of it, and to this day I still google them occasionally for a refresher. Even if the dick even the slightest funny looking thing with it I turn it away.
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>>28735841
>tfw town is too small and no results for gloryholes come up
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>>28735841
>Even if the dick even the slightest funny looking thing with it I turn it away.
that is the best way to handle it. i turned down some guy once because his peehole looked a little swolen. better safe than sorry
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>>28735893
i have this problem too, i need to go on a one hour bus drive to get to the next gloryhole but it's definitely worth it
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>>28735554
Id be up for it, where abouts? Im in Vic
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how do I find glory holes?
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there are women at gloryholes guys!

http://xhamster.com/movies/4928231/wife_at_the_gloryhole.html
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>>28736168
Adelaide :((

I just jacked off and satisfied my urge for now anyways.
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>>28732023
The hand looks like it's a child's.
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>>28731944
>>28731920

I'm afraid someone's gonna circumcise me.
Maybe not a rational fear but it terrifies me.
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>>28736711

If your foreskin retracts when you have an erection it would be hard for someone to do it desu. But maybe not impossible.

There are circumcision fetishists who get off on guys being cut against their will, so your fear isn't entirely unfounded.
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too horny and can't sleep.

do you think there are enough guys with public gloryholes or guys willing to make a gloryhole near them for a /soc/ thread?

I know there is a large gay/bi community here but I'm really curious if there are people here really willing to suck dick and take load after load of cum from men that need to be serviced?
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>>28736794
I'd love to worship all the smelly NEET cocks!
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>>28736858
me too anon me too

ororigirigr comean
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>>28736756
honestly it turns me on too as a fantasy, but the thought of being in a situation where it could actually conceivably happen to me is a gigantic fucking nope.
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>>28731920
I would but I'm not ready to suck dicks yet.
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>>28734401
It defeats the purpose! I can see your eyes- we might as well get married!
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I wish I could go to a glory hole and suck off tons of random dudes
too bad jews had to invent aids
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>>28736756
>>28736946
Also my foreskin is quite long and doesn't retract on its own, so I just imagine someone grabbing the end of it and stretching it out and snipping off the overhang
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>>28737275
just don't go to a public place like toilets but to an adult cinema, they usually have booths with gloryholes, no one is going to cut your dick of there
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>>28731920

i go to gloryholes

with pruning shears
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>>28737424
no, you go to gloryhole with your mouth open like that
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>>28732023
Who cares? Nobody knows its YOUR dick, unless you have a weird fetish for screaming your full name when getting your dick sucked
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>>28734352
>this faggot actually cut off his cock with a bolt cutter
You should have told him he's supposed to cut off SOMEONE ELSE'S cock not his own
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>>28736711
Yes. Its a completely irrational fear. No need to fear, anon
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