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ASMR fagoos get in here
>>28731663
>this bitch
holy fuck how plebian is your taste mate
she is an entitled cunt
>>28731663
Ayy, here I am thinking I am the only robot that does this shit. Anyone ever check out the Japanese shit? It is insane. Also, very sexual. Just youtube "Japanese asmr licking". Get some tissues while you are at it.
>>28731695
she still lives with her parents. she gets me, fuck off.
WHISPER
CRYSTAL
COME
BACK
WE LOVE YOU
YOU WERE ACTUALLY GOOD AT YOUR CRAFT
PEOPLE WOULD PAY YOU MONEY AND YOU COULD UPGRADE YOUR SHITTY PC SO IT DOESN'T WHRRRRRRRR WHEN YOU RECORD VIDEOGAMES!
>>28731695
She's not entitled, she seems super down to earth and non Stacy.
>>28731763
>non-Stacy
She has a black bf. And was a camwhore on Chaturbate in the past, like 99.9% of all other ASMR sluts. She's definitely Stacy-tier.
>tfw you will never bump into your ASMRfu at the grocery store
>tfw you will never flirt with her and nervously ask her to go on a date
>tfw you will never marry her and have two children
>tfw she will never go "sksksk" in their ears to help them sleep
Why even live?
>>28731881
she's a sickie, almost died that one time, cute though
>>28731763
Fuck off tripcunt I've seen her responding to her comments on youtube she is an absolute stuck up in denial about the fact that she is literally whoring herself to thousands of people on the internet and is unable to come to terms with the reality of that
>>28731897
>almost died
How?
anyone else have ASMR stop working for them? Found it like 4 years ago and it worked great at first but no tingles for over 2 years now
>>28731881
My gf absolutely hated asmr but today I went skskskssk into her ears and she loved it.
I guess it's about finding her comfort zone.And then she tried to do the same to me and she got really really turned on suddenly
>>28731898
>Tripcunt
Retard detected.
AnnaSoftPL is GOAT.
Pretty sure the only reason she hides her face is because her nose is Jew-tier.
>>28731923
she was in the hospital for months and didn't post nuffin. ASMR Requests made a video on her behalf explaining the whole situation. look back in her videos for it.
>>28731897
Nah she just had surgery to remove some kind of benign mass from her neck. I admit I'm a little curious about it. I noticed that she has always been self conscious about that side of her face. But as time has gone on, she's shot her videos closer and closer to her face. I still watch her old videos because she's zoomed out a bit more. I don't know if she's self conscious about her body in general or if she just doesn't want to deal with the trolls. I don't even care, I love everything about her.
>>28731951
>My gf
Stopped reading there. Get the fuck out of here normie scum, this place is not for you
>>28732009
I've been here longer than you, I guarantee it.
I will continue to remain here and post original posts until I die, figure out the recipe to escape my green text addiction, or go to jail.
>>28731898
God you sound like a whiny bitch.
>>28731663
Blue Whisper should be everyone's Waifu. She's kinda robotic but calming, and datass....
>>28732090
>slut waifu
>>28731811
Just looked up her insta.
Her bf is a white guy with a beard you liar.
Amal seems alright, but I never could get into her videos. I give her props though, for leaving up her old videos which are embarrassing as fuck. Apparently she was like 15 when she started her channel, which makes her like 20 now which is much younger than I thought she was. I honestly thought she was like a 30+ year old house wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USIS0blrAwM
>>28732251
>Former fatty
NOW I know why she keeps her tits out all the time....
Can someone post the GentleWhispering porn vids again? I only managed to save the link for this one:
http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=29613881856444272683
Why do all Jap videos have such a hardon for ear licking?
>>28732331
On a scale of bad to bad, how many viruses is this guy trying to dole out?
>>28732422
Have you ever had your ears licked?
I thought it was a meme and only used it to jerk off too, but when I finally got a gf I would nibble and kiss her ears because I thought it was a standard "romantic male trope".
She loved it so much she started doing it to me--
I swear she almost mind broke me the first time, it felt so amazing good. I could have gone insane if she'd had me tied down and kept going and going.
That aside, ear stuff is culturally significant in Japan- as their ear shapes lend to them requiring ear cleaning, either familial or from a professional.
>>28732441
I downloaded it, its fine. The "video" however is just her talking sexily but a shitty yellow background. No visuals.
>>28732470
> have you ever had your ears lick
stupid fucking normie I spend eight hours a day posting on /r9k/, why would anyone ever lick my ears
seriously fuck off and die normie, you don't belong here and we don't want you
>>28732505
>we
>one anon speaks for the entire board
>taking the "/r9k/ is all incel males meme" seriously
You do realized that was just forced by PUAhate users after their shitty website was axed, right?
I've been here since the LITERAL first day of old /r9k/. I'm not going to go.
And still, I answered your question- having your ears licked is fucking amazing end of story.
Who /scifi and fantasy ASMR/ here?
>>28732578
>no depature ep 3
REEEMale content producers are, not surprisingly, almost universally better at scifi and fantasy.Get it, universally?
>>28732505
>stupid fucking normie I spend eight hours a day posting on /r9k/, why would anyone ever lick my ears
maybe i am just drunk but this quote is hilarious
>mfw I found out violet killed herself
>>28732929
s-source
I don't believe you
>>28732531
We're being invaded by fucking reddit
>>28732929
U FOOKIN WOT M8?
>>28732975
That already happened with the awful "Pepeconomy", dude.
/r9k/ has had a significant cross over with reddit for years- it IS getting worse though. See:
>Pedo generals
>Faces of /r9k/ (haven't been many in a few months but still)
>literally every single individual who's orbitted Eliza or Erica
>Etc.
>>28732531
>forced by PUAhate users after their shitty website was axed
Wasn't that only 2 years ago after the whole Elliot Rodger thing?
>>>/reddit/
>>28732975
>le Reddit maymay
I guarantee you that that poster probably browses /r9k/ more frequently than you do. He's also probably not a normalfag. Having a gf that licks your ear out does not make you a normalfag.
You're probably a teenaged loser who hasn't had sex yet so he thinks he has monopoly over this board because his life is "soooo" hard. In reality you're the failed normie, you're plebbit and you're cancer.
>>28731663
Seriously man, why do you always use her for the OP? She's not good at this.
>>28732331
She doesn't have any porn vids, just erotic ASMR vids. It's really nothing to obsess yourself over, they're all still on her channel just unlisted. Shitty quality.
>>28732578
Epic ASMR does some amazing cyberpunk vids, but they're not so much ASMR as they are just really fucking good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQAGL0TS7xU
>>28733029
I think the frog meme fucking ruined this site
Actually no, it didn't ruin it, it's still ok that why I come here... But I think banning all frogposters would be a step in the right direction to improving r9k
>>28733074
Yeah, and?
That's when incel posting got really bad. Prior to that, a small group of individuals, likely crossposting, tried to force the beta revolution meme but, meh.
The only ASMR girl you need!
>>28733190
Honestly her actual ASMR isn't the best. It feels like she is emulating what other ASMR artists do by whispering but she doesn't actually understand how to manifest the tingles in me
I think she is too loud or doesn't speak softly enough or something, idk, her cranial nerve examination vid did nothing for me
>>28732009
what the fuck is that?
Origami
>>28733190
>>28733221
People only like her because she's 16 and ASMR is thinly-veiled pornography for NEETs to jerk off to
>>28733249
She is 16? Damn, she won't age well
>>28733268
What makes you say that? She's not fully developed, but has the beginnings of the full form of a roastie, as is appropriate around 16.
>>28733221
She's been doing it for like a month with her iPhone alone. No one started doing good work from the beginning.
She's too fucking adorable not to watch.
She's blowing up so fast I hope it doesn't overwhelm her and quits.
>Watching 3DPD Youtube whores
>Not listening to unintentional stuff and the japanese ones
>>28733420
Unintentional is garbage but I pretty much exclusively use Japanese as background ASMR
>>28733249
>>28733268
She just turned 19
Past prime desu
>>28733459
>she just turned 19
Into the trash she goes
prime age for ASMR is 13 year old Japanese middle school girls
>all these chicks
Men excel at everything in life, including ASMR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_M4lV5Ogi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWswxNJHzdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naOmY64sk2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY09UaHYFp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-8a24HUbRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHtmeyQs5sc
HNNNGGGGHHHHHH
>>28733476
>watching male ASMR
confirmed homo identified
>>28733249
Honestly, I don't understand how anybody can get off to ASMR. Even the "erotic" ones have the same sedating effect on me and I just end up feeling really chill, no desire to whack it whatsoever.
>>28733513
No, I just listen to ASMR for its intended purpose. Sick burn, though.
>>28733513
Male voices have always worked better for me. Deeper and more resonant, just chills me out more.
>>28733533
Same.
I can't get a boner when I'm relaxed and the porn ones just make me laugh because I'm an immature manchild.
>tfw you're listening to some jap girl clean your ears and then she suddenly gives you the succ
>>28733513
>confirmed watching ASMR for reasons other than relaxing, frissons and sleep
You're a secondary scum.
>>28733476
ASMR Massage is unrivaled, glad he's back
Admittedly I mostly watch women though, their voices tend to naturally have the desired effect
>>28733613
Ah yeah, Dmitri's the man. Lucky fucker too, he gets the sexiest chicks for his massage vids.
>>28733613
I've heard that ASMR Massage has know idea about how to actually massage, though I don't know anything either so it could just be baseless shitposting. Aside from that, his stuff works, so I guess if he knows what he's doing or not doesn't matter.
>Kiss asmr
>sksk
>feet
Only good genres
>>28733743
>feet
yeah, feet make great sounds
nah, you're just a foot fetishist, your other two choices are great tho
>>28733743
>Feet asmr
There is literally no way that that's a class of asmr and not just fetish videos with a thin veneer.
>>28733743
>feet
What?
>>28733743
>Feet
The fuck are you going on about, footfag?
Oh well, at least you didn't say eating. Eating sounds are disgusting and TRIGGER me in a different way.
>>28731972
Nah, she just doesn't want anybody to know that she's Rashida Jones.
>>28733774
>>28733776
>>28733785
>>28733820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBX5mAzipUo
>>28733743
>feet
Post some links plz..will post more of me if you can submit sum good 1s or any trap porn asmr
>>28733987
You're either legitimately mentally ill or one of the most dedicated rusemasters on this board. Either way, fuck off you fat hairy cunt.
>>28733984
>dresses like a slut in all of her other videos
Yeah, opinion discarded, buddy.
>>28733984
Irredeemable, my man. Gas yourself.
>>28733987
You too.
>>28731938
try it after doing something exhausting. that or wait a few weeks then try it again.
>>28733190
...or even this
>>28734148
>>28734185
post her nudes pretty plz !!! orginal....
>>28733987
>will post more of me
And here I was with all these trap porn asmr vids ready to give them out at will, now you've gone and convinced me to wipe them from my hard drive and dip my face into a vat of hydrochloric acid.
>>28734275
No nudes, she locked down her Twitter a few hours ago
TaylorSmiffff
(for the cankle fags out there)
>>28734275
Taylor is waiting for you
>>28734433
Is the creepshot the reason she took it down
Less lonelyfag shit, more ASMR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDidiFLjyKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFDx2Py0W8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJj36yG2l78
Multilayer shit is GOAT.
>>28731938
Have you tried rubbing your dingus?
>>28734599
>8 chink guys
?
>>28734599
>>28734614
not allowed to talk about them here
but they found her nudes and camwhore vids plus a private video of her saying "niggas" to a friend of hers and it destroyed her (the "niggas" videos was the death blow since the SJWs have gone rabid ever since it leaked and doxxed her to hell and back in the name of social justice)
>>28734667
>not allowed to talk about them here
lol wut? Am I just googling "8 chink guys", then? Are they holding Jap moot at gunpoint or something?
>>28734667
I'm glad desu
Fuck the fake asmrsluts like her, no passion for the craft
Does anyone have the nudes or the racist vid
>>28734692
Dude it's four times two chan
Come on senpai don't be this new, lurk before you post
>>28733485
yo I fucking love this ginger bitch
>>28734667
How are you going to say this and not link anything
>>28731663
>>28731763
>>28731811
>mfw no one has even posted the amalzd porn vids yet
kek
>>28734721
Oh, gotcha. Sorry man, I'm pretty oblivious to lingo. Did they just do it to do it or did she do something blatantly offensive besides saying "nigga"?
>>28731663
>>28731811
Isn't she Syrian or something?
>>28733513
>preferring the ASMR equivalent of gamer grill sluts that stream w/ cleavage showing so the donations pour in
holy fucjk, get out
>>28734754
Nobody gives a shit. If you want a camwhore thread, >>>/soc/ is that way.
More ASMR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9cHjKCnJgg
found some good asian kissing,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGeiOc85syU
>>28734754
Then post away fucko!
This one puts me into a coma:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pcaq0-UL-M
Icelandic accent + soft-spoken + aloe vera plant
>>28734852
I really enjoy putting her gamer room one on in the background while I browse 4chan
>>28734754
P O S T
O
S
T S O P
>>28734825
If you can tolerate guy ASMR, you might like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FcvtZFXOu8
It's totally unintentional. The guy has no idea what ASMR is. He's also fucking nuts and the shit he's saying is really out there. But it almost feels like being sat down after waking up from being comatose and having an apocalyptic event that took place while you were out explained to you by a working class guy who took care of you and is going to show you how to survive.
>>28734916
>>28734849
It's fake, you thirsty fucktards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBnJshIitXQ
literally the best ASMR of all time
if you have no attention span skip to the 11 minute mark for the good stuff
>>28734924
>tolerate
Buddy, Male ASMR is best ASMR. Our voices are best suited for it. But yeah, there are a lot of soft-spoken guys like that on youtube, Varg gives me tingles as he promotes White Nationalism.
>comments disabled
lol
>>28731663
Hi guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooUPK581ELk
>>28735010
This just makes me laugh. I don't understand why people can't watch porn if they really want this, hiding it behind a thin veil titled "ASMR" is just stupid.
>>28735056
WE GOT A PEDO. FUCKING CHILD MOLESTER ON R9K THIS IS NOT A DRILL. SEE YOU IN HELL SCUMBAG
>>28735056
>tfw subscribed to about 10 ASMR lolis
thanks for the addition anon, her channel seems pretty good quality compared to other little grills
>>28735056
Do all Korean kids look like ayys?
>>28735056
>those abrasive keyboard sounds
Terrible. Take a lap.
>>28735056
i feel like a degenerate
>>28735056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4dT0SpB9I4
>>28735135
>That microphone
>>28735083
I'm not though.
>>28735098
No problaem
>>28735116
Here don't forget to turn on subs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wRHo2sM05I
Why don't other channels have this type of dedication?
>>28735135
>>28735056
Welp, it was a good thread while it lasted. Here's one last goody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cP-0HY-1zY
>>28734614
>>28734667
>>28734692
>>28734706
What are these posts referring to? Which ASMR slut?
>>28735219
The chan that we can't talk about because of stupid shit that's irrelevant now raided ASMR Darling with her nudes and a video of her saying "nigga".
>>28733249
Not even though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JstmzQ3ZbZ0
>>28735243
>with her nudes
Let's see em
>>28735299
I don't have them, nigger. Let's keep this thread at least half-ass related to ASMR.
asmrbylisa is best asmr loli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l83tEfUutL0
>>28735243
Fucking post them, I'm waiting
>>28734924
>posting your /x/-tier flat earth conspiracy shit in an asmr thread on /r9k/
kill yourself my man
>>28735377
>>28735328
>>28735173
I do like Dana, she does great multilayer work.
>>28731755
I miss her, too. She was what got me into ASMR in the first place. Here's a classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrQ6DTbm1ngo
>>28735432
Why shouldn't I? He's soft-spoken and it triggers me.
Do you think ASMR is only cute girls whispering spa roleplays?
>>28735432
He posted it because the dude's voice is soft, nobody's taking this shit seriously. Calm down, sperg.
>>28732929
that's just rumors m8
>>28734185
where the fuck did you find this?
also, please be gentle with her, guys, i dont want her to leave
who else /unintentional asmr/ here?
my personal favorite (srsly)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAQrmB-bWZc
>all these asmr sluts
fucking kill yourselves /r9k/
Cooking noises are also good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlDa32ZbFGI
>>28735590
She hasn't uploaded any videos in over a year. There was an "In Memoriam" thread about her on reddit (google it) but the SJW faggot mods there deleted it to protect her privacy or some bullshit
I wish I hadn't found out though, she was always my favorite and her ASMR vids are ruined for me now :/
>>28735649
Do you have fucking schizophrenia? That shit is terrifying.
>>28734754
>>28734754
holy fuck PLEASE POST THIS
>>28736343
>>28734941
kys, boyo.
>>28734852
icelandic accents are so qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y
>>28732090
Is she bbbbrrrrraaaappp'ing into the mic's?
>>28736461
>this looks like a safety
What did he mean by this?
So, uhh
What happened to hungrylips?
She was on my subscriptions then suddenly she got deleted
>>28736702
She was such a massive whore. Actually a turn off. She tried way too hard.
>>28736702
see dis baka desu senpai
>>28733485
>>28736718
Yeah but that's what I want
>>28736734
Not the same chick though
Go to the /ASMR/ board on 8ch and see fastasmr's face, AsmrDarling's thread where they dox her and find a video of her saying "nigga" and she shows up in the thread, and random threads like how anal used to be really really ugly.
>>28736702
I hope she is actually banned from YouTube. Hated her.
This was the video that started it all for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOxNxvWqPus
If you can understand it, its adorable af and easy to self-insert.
>>28736823
Do they just hate ASMRsluts or ASMR in general?
apart from her views etc, she did have a perfect voice for asmr
>>28736852
No. The board there is for people that like ASMR but it's mostly wafuism now. It can't be helped. Anons keep catching that one it is.
>>28736824
>I don't like her
>Therefore she should be banned
Are you a high school cheerleader with low self esteem
>>28736823
Amal not anal. Google Keyboard keeps insisting on anal.
>>28736882
It's waifuism, but they attack people like Amal and ASMR Darling? Is cognitive dissonance not a thing on 8ch?
>>28736931
How is it attacking? Everyone knows by know that Amal used to be ugly. Havinga video of AsmrDarling saying racial epithets is "interesting". Don't you start white knighting. That leads to cuckolding.
>>28736870
>implying her views are not correct
gas yourself.
also, should've saved em while they were up, the second she talked about the jews it was obvious jewtube would take them down
>>28736894
probably because of the anal bate vid she did ;)
>>28736958
Oh christ, I'm not whiteknighting. I don't give a shit what they do to them, I've been making it pretty evident in this thread that I hate ASMRsluts and the lonely faggots that support them. I'm just saying that it's hypocritical for them to be promoting some of them and putting down others, like >>28734667 pointed out.
Brought this back from /asmr/ on 8ch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBnJshIitXQ
Wew lad!
>>28737019
>>28735010
Origi-wew!
ASMRDarling never had nudes leaked. Just her real name, school and a video of her saying "nigga".
http://pastebin.com/4if58A3V
>>28736995
>also, should've saved em while they were up,
you can download/watch them online cheekyvideos.net
I agree with what she is talking about in europe.
>>28737067
>Just her real name, school and a video of her saying "nigga"
>implying that alone isn't precisely enough to get your life ruined by SJW cunts in current year
Just found out about ViniVidiVulpes on reddit. Rest in peace.
I used to laugh at this ASMR stuff but fuck it, I just want to feel good now.
Is there any gentle mommydom ones out there? Where she says stuff like "aww you're my good boy" and stuff?
She tries to protect her identity because she works with children and doesn't want to get fired because her boss might think she's a pervert.
>>28737110
Post link, I still dont believe it. Really? Suicide? Why?
These bitches all know each other in real life and hang out and count their JewTube money together and laugh about their cucks.
>>28731811
She's with a white guy now you fucking retard.
>>28737167
1.) She got one too many """creepy""" comments on her videos, which she made a selfpost about on reddit on her old account as to why she was quitting
2.) She had an eating disorder and was super fat once and was gaining weight again and couldn't handle showing her disgusting fat body on camera (this one is speculation going off her blogposts and googlefu)
In any case, R.I.P. :(
Out of all if them, whom do you hate the very most?
>>28737178
Oh what a 3some that would be....
>>28737019
Is there a vibrator going on and off on her pussy?
>we have voicecucks now
damn the thirst some guys have will never cease to surprise me
>>28737178
With the exception of Gentlewhispering's early "erotic" vids, those three probably do the least amount of blatant attention-whoring out of the popular female ASMRtists. That being said, I still wouldn't donate to them, even if I had money.
>>28737178
Post an image with more talent than this. l DARE YOU.
Maria GentleWhispering was on WGN News in Chicago last year and they all laughed at her.
>>28737507
>and they all laughed at her
They did? I don't remember that.
>>28737528
They mocked her and asmr in general and laughed at some of the things that she said.
>>28737599
who cares what a bunch of stupid normie newscasters think?
>>28737608
I do. I really want same to go mainstream. I would like to see maybe shows about it on the CW and perhaps even a Girl Meets World episode.
>>28731663
Heres a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgzmbwRNfmA
>>28737895
"What's your name, by the way?"
"... John."
>>28737895
I like her voice, but damn, too awkward for my taste. Dude is either super creepy IRL or this girl is just very uncomfortable in general.
Also:
>from Israel
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
I only watch the girlfriend roleplayers. The campfire crush is one of the best i've found so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr799najsv4I'm fucking patchetic and think about suicide almost everyday
>>28737757
it will never go mainstream, because the public audience is extremely thirsty men.
>>28737969
>Tfw no Israeli qt gf to pamper me
Just fucking kill me now
>>28737895
That's not even asmr. It's a promotional video for a mall.
You are the creeps that are trying to get springbok to kill herself.
>>28738096
Some of us, I imagine. I'm just trying to get my tingle on, boyo.
>>28738084
Thus "unintentional" ASMR.
>>28738096
People are still messing with her?
Whatever, she should have a thicker skin.
>>28738084
And this is a vid by an autist on how to make a shiv out of jolly ranchers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCi-cArNttw&ab_channel=ShahzadKayani
I edited the last few mins into a mix to listen to on repeat. The sound of tin foil and staticky audio is orgasmic. Also unintentional asmr is best asmr. The channels that make asmr videos try way too hard and it doesn't have the same affect for me.
mfw my favorite asmr artist does braaaap fetish videos.
I LOST MY ASMR HELP ME ROBOTOS.
I just can't feel anything, when I found asmr by accident three years ago I was happy and I could sleep so easily, I felt like melting away, it was delicious.
But then I later grew like a resistance for it, and now I even feel like it annoys me, like it hurts me having to hear some of this gals.
I don't even lurk anymore, but I wanna get it back, it was son nice and cute feeling.
Really help me robots how do I get my ASMR back.
HALP!
>>28738438
I always get it when I'm on no sleep if you wanna force it out as in on your 20th hour awake and onward you can get it.
