What's it like to have a vagina? It seems like it would be pretty fun. I wish I head one so I could just lie back and have Chad ruthlessly bang my cervix until my eyes roll back into my head
>>28730947
>Chad
Chads are just fuckwits who'd give two shits about your wellbeing.
To answer your question it's pretty annoying. Bleeds, aches and gets wet.
>>28730947
i wish i kneww
>>28730973
Then why do you love them so much?
>>28730947
>bang my cervix
>banging the cervix
Ultra mega deluxe permavirgin detected
It is like having a reverse dick with the head still on the end, but no you do not want your cervix to be hit, it would be like hitting the end of your dick against a wall, it is very painful. It is a dick with the head on the outside of a hole, and putting things in the hole feels like putting a dick in a hole, however the head aka the clit is outside, the cervix is not the head it is a wall.
The social value however, is much higher.
>>28731026
Is this trying to say the two are equally bad? What the fuck? Is this what fembots actually fucking believe? Just physical intimacy is LIGHTYEARS better than no intimacy at all. To be truly, utterly alone with no one even realizing you exist let alone touching you.
Women will never understand true loneliness.
>>28731080
Found the needle dick
>>28731228
Found the retard that believes made-up info graphics.
>>28730947
why does it look like her cervix is about to come out? Is it just the angle?
>>28731266
Lol, look at the microdick cuck getting mad because his imaginary gf told him "it's not all about the size" and his 3 inch penis is much better than Chad's 8 incher. Keep living in your fantasy world, basement dwelling retard
>>28731026
last panel should be her laying back again
>implying cunts ever self-reflect on their condition as cocksleeves
>>28731354
as a gay man i can assure you it's all in her head, i used to take big 9" dildos up the ass all day everyday, then stopped for awhile and now they hurt and my smaller dildos work very well and make me cum buckets.
>>28731354
>one reddit post represents all women
I'm glad I was born with a cock. Otherwise I would spend most of my time wondering how the fuck a penis feels hanging outside the body. I couldn't imagine it if I didn't experience it for myself.
>>28731397
First off faggot, you're barely even human. So your shitty, retarded opinion means nothing. Second off, you're clearly brain dead if you think the inside of your filthy, loose, degenerate scum hole is anything like a vagina. Kill yourself.
>>28731453
Try learning reading comprehension
Having a vagina must feel awesome. Like, you don't have to feel insecure about anything, the orgasm would be verrry intense, and i could get orgasm more than 5 times in a session. Guys would just chase me, i would have to just smile and stare with shyness to the guy i like, and he would do all the nerve wracking jobs. And having someone attractive protecting me, loving me, big spooning me, flirting me, would be very awesome. I still don't understand how women still complain about things. They have it all easy. Giving birth ? Periods ? They're all just temporary pains, i ain't scared of any physical pains.
>>28731634
This is a good post I like it a lot
>prone-bone gf
>we finish and stuff
>put hand down on mattress
>the very FOOT of the bed is soaking, sopping wet
>remember she squirted at some point while we fucked
>she squirted so hard it shot half a mattress in length
It's not like I can't cum that far but, I have a whole meat-tube for it to build up momentum in
>>28731614
my loose asshole has had much bigger things in it than 99% of women ever had, and i'm perfectly satisfied with any kind of size over 5 inches. so that pretty much destroys whatever argument you think you had.
second of all ad hominem is a logical fallacy.
I've never had sex but fapping is horrible sitting at the computer tbqh. I don't know if I'm just not that sensitive, but sitting up takes me forever to be able to reach climax.
>>28730947
I think it would be easier to cum as a guy. I can't make myself cum with fingers even. Girls might get sex easier, but its definitely not worthwhile to get easy sex. Unless you cum easily which most women don't. While I don't wish to have a penis, I do think its better to have a penis, all aspects of sex I think of are better for a penis: penetration, you get wrapped up with warmth, cumming, you just cum(no pain). While penetration can be painful and peeing after sex always hurts.
so when girls rub one out do they get vag juices all over their seat/sheets/whatever they're sitting on?
>>28731228
>not using the anatomically correct BBC version of that graphic
>>28731819
>squirted
It's just piss bro.
>>28732063
That's really hot, though.
Can YOU imagine a handjob feeling so good you lost control of your bladder and it ejected at like 5x the speed normal piss didfrom a different exit than your urethra?
>>28731990
nope, the wetness stays inside the vag, it doesn't drip down or anything
well that's me atleast, it stays fairly dry
>>28732189
>stays fairly dry
you must not get anywhere when you masturbate.
>>28731026
I don't. They're bone heads.
>>28731614
T. Triggered aspie
>>28731354
I know that dick size doesnt nearly matter as much as faggots here like to pretend it does, but i really wish i had a massive penis. Slamming a pussy with a massive dick is one of my main fetishes, and it really fucking hurts that i will never be able to do it.
>>28732230
it doesn't really have to be that wet for you to rub your clit
not many girls acually full on finger themselves when they masturbate, I've never even done it
>>28732385
u could always use a massive dildo anon
>>28732565
it doesnt have to be wet at all, and i know
he asked about the vag not the clit, so i was talking about the vag.
>>28732568
Yeah but that can never match the feeling of her pussy tightly wrapping around your dick, and being able to feel every last millimeter of her pussy.
I would do A LOT to have an 8x6 dick. And when i say A LOT i really mean it. I wish there was something i could do to make it bigger, anything really, but so far i dont think it is possible.
>>28732844
7 x 5.5 would be better
Don't want to be too big/uncomfortable, and want to go balls deep
>>28731614
>that dick goes all the way up to her belly button
Is it wrong to be turned on by this?
>tfw your scrotum is a fused labia
>tfw no vagina
I really really like this thread OP
>>28732844
Look up penis surgery, makes it longer and thicker.
>>28731026
This is pretty accurate. Even if she finds a partner to love, that 'robot' will turn into an asshole the moment he stick his dick into her.
>>28733306
Afaik it doesnt make the actual penile tissue bigger, they just inject fat under the skin. It doesnt look or feel anything like a real large dick.
Hormones may be an option but how can a NEET robot get the money and connections needed to get that? Correct answer is "not".
>>28733961
Boost your test level. How ? By doing lots of physical stuffs and take more risks everyday. Challenges boost testosterone.
>>28734070
Lifting also massively increases test but i dont think any of that matters past puberty.
The only hope i have is HGH and dick excersises, which are supposed to get you permanent gains, but i honestly doubt it.
itt: no women post
>>28734348
>women
>on the internet
>>28731379
this
fixed it4u
