>tfw not INTP genius
>not INTJ mastermind or INFP dreaming individualist
only a shitty INFJ how can i be a better person r9k
>>28730251
>tfw INFP/ENFP
>mfw
All feels, all the time
>>28730251
>tfw you are the leader personality, ENTJ
>no friends so i have no one to lead
why am i alive again?
>tfw ESTJ
Feels good, man
>>28730251
Who /INTJ masterrace/ here?
Being INFP fucking sucks coming from experience. Don't worry anon, you're not missing much.
>>28730251
ENTP here
let me teach you how not to care through absurdity and apathy.
>>28731110
>/INTJ masterrace/
>always been interested in INFJ girls but never met one
That personality type is just so interesting to me
>>28730251
Being INTP is a physical and mental chore.
Death is a preferable alternative to INTP.
>>28731110
Reporting in. It feels good to know my mere existence frustrates people.
>>28731165
You are me and I am you.
roigignalacomemment
Anyone else INXP? I feel like my life is one big contradiction and I spend most of my time over evaluating choices.
>>28731110
Here.
Life is pain.
INFJ is pretty good bro, one of the only robots capable of true emotional connections
Also lol @ "INTP Genious", INTPs are forever idea guys
>>28731655
>tfw I have many talents but no creativity
I wish I had my highschool intp idea guy back so I can execute his creativity when he cant
>>28731110
Here. I'm like the joker.
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>wanting to be an INTP under any circumstance
Don't do it lad
>>28731716
Nah you don't, dealing with a hyper perfectionist with no real knowledge of the realistic limitations of their ideas is awful
INTJ supreme being here
>>28731753
Is INTJ pride just a huge meme or an actual element of their innate super-autism?
>>28731747
he wasnt a prefectionist he was a pushover that didnt realize I was taking his ideas and profiting from them
I want that back
>>28730251
INT* are trash you should feel lucky des
INTP is pure torture. You aren't guaranteed to have great ideas.
Mostly you just over analyze every stupid little thing
where does one take this test anyways?
>>28731212
>>28731736
>>28731847
This. I can't turn my thoughts off.
>>28731916
similarminds.com
>>28730251
>tfw ENTP cyborg
Goddamnit
>>28731916
or 16personalities.com
>>28731165
Oh hey another ENTP on this laotion coin collection board, good to meet you.
>>28730251
INFJs are great people, I know two and I don't want to miss out on either of them.
Being INFP is the one true horrible thing.
Just got ISFP
is that good or bad?
>>28731165
INTP here I think I'm turning into an E
I'm schizoid as fuck and find absurdity / non-sequitur to be beautiful
>>28730251
>INTP genius
I'm not a genius just stupid
>>28732083
INFJ, myself. I don't have a lot of friends but I'm very close to all of them.
Not sure what the meme is for my type.
>>28732105
Like all of the personality types it can be either, or both at the same time. Things a aren't always black and white
>>28730251
Why would you want to be anyone else? INFJs are the glue that holds humanity together. Storytellers, fire-gazers, shamans, cooks and pamperers, shoulders to cry on, confessors, and the like. The kind of people who make it possible for others to see good in the world. Lanterns in the night.
>>28732239
Wouldn't that be ENFJs?
INFJs just form limited but incredibly deep emotional bonds with certain people
>>28732239
>>28731753
>people actually save these images
>people actually repost these images
>people actually make these images
>>28732239
I see all the good and all the bad all at once. I wish I could turn my emotions off, because every single time I speak them I sound like that shitty, melodramatic monologue about the plastic bag from American Beauty.
>be INTP
>constantly having incoherent thoughts
>can't discuss my thoughts with others because it just sounds like nonsense
>unhappy and constantly analyzing myself to find ways to improve but my source of unhappiness is my over analysis of everything
>this never ends
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>28731720
i found your irl pic
>>28732306
>>constantly having incoherent thoughts
HAHA I DON'T KNOW THIS FEEL FAGGOTInstead I just never communicate or act on my ideas. Still feels pretty bad
>Be ENFP
>Get no shit done
>About to drop out of highschool
>The Champion
>>28730251
Being an infp sucks t/b/h
>>28732370
Sounds like your just a fucking loser, buddy
But really dude why are you on the verge of dropping out of highschool?
>>28731736
>>28731948
>>28731847
>>28731212
I wouldn't wish Intp on anyone. Everyday is hell, I'd much rather be a retard IS-- or ES--
>>28732414
>Ss are just retarded
I honestly have no mental idea of an I/ES. What even the fuck are they
>>28731772
It's a meme that is strengthened by actual retards (usually not real INTJs but think they are)
Being INTP is hell, anon.
We can't shut off our brains. We over-analyze the dumbest shit.
I want off this fucking ride.
if you aren't istp you're just a stupid ape in clothes that would be flinging his own shit and fucking turtles if you were born in another time.
>>28732414
>>28732454
Fucking stop with this meme, not every intp is some copy-paste personality schizo with le ideas
>>28732293
Autism speaks my friend, autism speaks.
ISTJ here
life is so hard to live. everything i do is exhausting and i want to die
>>28732350
It's a meme newfag.
>>28731399
INXP reporting in.
Life is suffering
>>28732414
It wouldn't so bad if i just had the courage to act on my thoughts. That way I'd be an eccentric artist or mad scientist or philosopher or something
>>28731110
I'm right on the border between INFJ and INTJ.
I didnt know we had a lot of INTP's hereI feel like the inner voice in my head doesnt go away. It is nice being able to solve problems fast if you know them. If you are unsure about a problem its fucking hell though
>>28732469
>god damn guys stop posting your own experiences can't you see that its just a meme?
I am kind of convinced INTP are more likely to fail in this society, seems like there are a good chunk more INTP's on r9k than in the average community.
Or everybody just thinks they are smart and classifies themselves wrong.
Maybe I classify myself wrong.
>>28732537
INTP is the standard /r9k/ personality type. INFP is also welcome but everyone else is just here to shitpost
>>28732534You'll be an INTP by year's end. Welcome to robothood
>>28730251
>tfw you are a INFP
fellow INFJ here
I feel with you
i was INTP but i took the test again and im INTP-T
what the fuck is that?
I'm INTP, I'm supposed to be the smart one, except I feel dumb as shit.
>>28732456
I'm an ISTP and I would probably be dead if I were born in another time
Or moderately successful
Could go either way honestly
ESTP master race reporting in.
>tfw extrovert with nobody to talk to
True suffering.
This thread means INTP is objectively the worst personality type
>>28732288
>INFJs just form limited but incredibly deep emotional bonds with certain people
It's mad to hoard unconditional kindness. I realized that. People don't earn grace. It's a gift. To qualify it perverts the intent. Am I good to my close friends? Yes. But there's no finite store of ineffable things. Time is the only limiting factor. I've projected my bond onto the symbol of man. This way I feel deeply for everyone.
I got ISTP
What the fuck does this mean
>>28732566
This, INTPs are the only real personality type able to deal with their inability to outwardly engage with other people, everyone else is shitposting/just here for memes and entertainment.
INFPs are okay too but have become indistinguishable from MUH FEELS memers
INTJs are too collectively autistic to ever be robots, INFJs will always have someone to talk to, most of the other Introverr types are borderline nonexistant on here.
who here /shizoid/
There's a few people I like, but even then I would rather engage in escapism than meet up with them.
>>28732566
ENTP shitposting intensifies.....
>tfw INTP
>tfw when not genius
>>28732673
Like 2/3rds of /r9k/ are schizoid anon
>>28732522
>artist
nobody would understand our art
>scientist
they would lock you up before you could become some sort of Tesla
>philosopher
you would get killed for anything too dangerous you say
>>28732469
Does it make you mad that we are trying to find a silver lining in our personality because you got an even shittier one?
>>28730251
>tfw intp
>unemployed at 26
>no degree not even a hs graduate
>Friendless bald fat manlet loser
>>28732543
I believe a survey on /a/ resulted in a majority of INTP
There are a lot of people who think they are smart and dilute the numbers for INTJ and INTP. I also find whatever typing is mentioned in the OP brings a lot more replies of people saying they are in the same type
i always get INTP or INTJ on this dumb personality horoscope thing
>>28732742
INTJs are a confirmed meme/shipost type but this sudden wave of INTP meme crap is weird
>>28730251
>tfw ISTP
>can't even post a reaction because phone
>>28732742
Yeah I'm skeptical, though OP didn't ask for INTP's specifically to be fair.
>>28730251
>INFP
trust me, it's not fun.
>>28732724
Now you're just being dramatic
>>28732705
yeah, makes for easy (you)'s
>>28730251
What is this cryptic shit? How can I find out what I am
>>28732469
Yes but I'm stuck in my brain all day. I barely have any spacial awareness and conversations feel like I'm manually breathing.
>>28732829
similarminds or 16personalities
>>28732774
What other groups would you expect to be on /r9k/?
I'd expect most here to be INTP/INFP. IN and P makes a lot of sense for hopeless loners.
>>28732491
is anyone else istj?
>>28731753
>Charismatic
God damn the delusion
>>28732830
>conversations feel like I'm manually breathing.
Oh god, this. Unless I'm in a situation I'm 100% comfortable with, my conversation skills become dial-up.
>>28732864
INTJs jusy straight up don't have a shame response I've found. The extreme narcissism/sociopathy of their personality lets them convince themselves of their own delusions.
>>28732840
When I found this board, I expected to be not the only INFP. INTP sounds reasonable as well, as well as INFJ.
What the hell is the deal with ISTPs anyway
>>28732898
Do they even exist?
>>28732916
Maybe they're just not the type to sit on the internet on a Saturday night.
>>28732890
They sound like they are trying to be edgy and off putting to assert dominance when really they sound like edgy anime characters. I should know because I've met many I would classify as INTJ.
>be me
>INTP
>relatively well-adjusted
>have a small but close group of friends
>have girlfriend as well as ex-girlfriend
>have traveled to dozens of countries over the past few years
>graduating university soon
>have a job that pays nicely, especially for a student
>close to my family
>going on a vacation to another country in nine days
>will be going overseas again in a month or two
>have $1200 in airline money to spend exclusively on flights
tfw I am such a Robot :(((((
>tfw you're at a party and don't say a word for several hours
>everybody looks at you, trying to get a word out of you, making you just feel more anxious and you just look at the ground
>being INFP sucks
>>28732916
Yeah, ISTP here.
>people are going to start calling INTP a meme because it had a semi flattering description
STOP, FUCKING STOP
>>28730251
Trust me mate you're better off not being an INFP because we can't stop dreaming or feeling and are thus not suited for this world.
>>28732965
You can't pick and choose a personality you fucking moron
>>28732933
Stop making implications like that
>>28732946
Posts like this make me realize I'm an ENFP instead of INFP.
I got the feels really bad frequently, but I need a lot of interaction to be happy.
>>28732947
What are you strange creature?
>>28732916
I'm here anon
As long as you dont fuck with ISTPs they wont fuck with youThey go out of their way to do it to
>>28732898
They are those cringey autists. They are like INTP but too dumb to for for self reflection
>>28732991
It was just a thought.
>>28733000
Nice roll bro. I honestly don't know. It's fucking weird. I find a lot of shit interesting, but commitment to anything feels bad man. Also, it's like being a robot that is programmed to mimic feels, in my experience.
>>28732984
People do change their MBTI types you know. Maybe nothing drastic, but it's not exactly set in stone.
>>28733045
Did you ever consider that's because the test just isn't that reliable?
>>28731995
>or 16personalities.com
got INTJ. again. fuck having this literal meme """personality""" type
>>28731110
Here. No ENTJ to ever boss me around and make me use my talents.
>>28733045
Yes that's regular development. But it still isn't a pokemon game. You develop your personality, and you aren't going to go "yeah I like this best I'll be that"
>>28733078
You chose INTJ? Well then I'll choose ENTJ!
>>28733055
That's for those are still developing.
They say Einstein was an INTJ. And that's just fucking wrong. Einstein was a Chad that got his dick licked plenty in his youth
Tumblr plebs and special snowflakes have no idea how awful being an actual INFJ really is. Every single feeling that any person projects, or you might perceive yourself, engulfs your body like fire and you can't stop it. Every emotion is utterly overwhelming. Sure you might have some kind of artistic gift which lends itself to this kind of stuff, but nine times out of ten you're too distressed to even get out of bed to pursue it.
INTP isn't as great as you think. I'm smart but I'm autism.
Intelligence is meaningless in terms of attractiveness and friends don't give a shit how smart you are if you act like a sperg and don't really care about what they have to say because it's boring or inane.
>>28733052
I don't take it seriously, it's just something to shoot the shit with - simple groupings of trait clusters. It's an easy shorthand to imagine what the other person is like.
>>28732299
brother.
I know the exact set of emotions and thoughts you're speaking of. Just like the bag. So much beauty and suffering. Life.
>>28733103
They say he was INTP.
>>28732856
Fellow drone bee reporting in. We are a simple folk of simple pleasures.
ENTP here, does that mean I'm just a cunt
>>28733154
People seem to think that in the face of these feelings you should be some kind of poet laureate, but really all it does is fill your mind with cognitive dissonances to the point where you don't know what to think anymore. It shuts you down completely and turns you into a rudderless, spineless worm with no real convictions.
INFJ is bullshit.
>>28732666
You just need to find yourself a physical hobby to pre occupy yourself. I was INTP but I see my results become more often ISTP. I like tearing stuff apart, especially my old computer.
INFP...
there's no escaping this hell...
someone let me off the wild ride
>>28733112
But that's our charge. Something we alone must endure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGAFxlnA3Ww
>>28732299
I get so frustrated when I give these long emotional speeches and the other person doesn't respond the same way.
It's the rarest personality type apparently
kind of interesting to see so many here
>>28733346
You'll get lot's of I here so that's about half of the types.
>intp/istp
its okay
just okay
>>28731110
I swear INTJ makes you way more likely to be a robot and given how rare we are it seems we're very overrepresented here.
>You're either a cold emotionless fucker or constantly depressed, as well as having terminal autism
>>28733371
What do you mean friendo?
>>28733218
it's just overwhelming for me. It's this weird gut wrenching mix of nostalgia for things that havent happened yet and a melancholy feeling. and then sometimes euphoria too. WEEEEewooOoooO i feel a lot of things sometimes man
>>28731110
Present.
Why are you anons so obsessed with this stupid test anyway?
>tfw INFP
>dream big dreams but disappointed by the world
>come here to take my anger out on people who have J as the last letter
>feel better after spewing autistic garbage at them then taking a deep breath and counting to 10
You're not the only one who wishes you were an INFP anon. You should come hang out with me for awhile so I can indoctrinate you.
Evening, fellow robots. What's everyone up to?
>>28733543
Reeeeeeeeeee and such.
l
>>28731144
this desu
depressed genius intp/infp mix reporting in
just end my life familam
>>28733442
not much really
I just dont experience emotions very strongly but i'm mostly content
dont really know how strongly this is associated with istp/n
>tfw ISFP
Let's be friends senpais
>>28733596
Thanks, you've just put how I've felt throughout life into words.
INFJ girl here and I can say that the only good thing about being an INFJ is that you're uncanilly good with people. I have such a crush on INFPs its not even funny. Why is it so hard to find an IRL INFP husbando?
>>28732239
Used to be INFJ. Now as far as I can tell I have no personality (i.e. get 50 / 50 on each trait in the tests).
>>28733744
I'm INTP. I can share you my feelings.
Also TITS OR GTFO
Im glad we have no E's here
>>28733772
pol has all the ENTP
>>28733772
They don't post in these threads because they get REEEE'd the second they post anything.
>>28733744
im a guy, I always get INFJ or INFP
guys with those types are pretty rare but you'll find one eventually. also we're way too emotional and idealistic so im not sure why you like us.
>>28730251
infp life is fucking terrible. it's just a life of being stupid and overreacting to everything.
>>28731720
>Doesn't seem to know what nihilism is or at the very least doesn't have it
Don't be a faggot you special snowflake.
People need to learn what an intj actually is and not just trick themselves into thinking they are intj because the hate people and all the cool guys on TV are intj.
>>28732414
>>28732414
Although being an intp can suck. At times I never consider even wanting to be something else.
who /POOP/ here?
>>28733852
I find just talking to about whoever you are talking to like a mindless drone soothes the normies but when I catch the feels for someone literally every minor form of discontent kills me as I over analyze it to death
>be INTP loner
>only three real friend who actually like/liked me are/were all ESFPs jock-chads
INFJ reporting in. Whenever someone tells me their problem, I treat it as if it were mine and take it really personal. I would also go lengths to help them thats why I get mad when people lie to me just so they could take advantage of what i can offer.
>>28733744
Why do you like us INFPs, if I may ask?
Good luck finding that INFP husbando of your dreams.
>>28730251
>tfw im a dumb INTP with ADHD
>>28733744
Because we are antisocial
>>28731212
This.
I can't stop listening to people and I can't stop thinking and just get shit done if the job involves mental calculation. Physical work for me though is a breeze, but I'm stilled plagued with my thoughts during any labor job.
I'd gladly call myself a useless idealist because that's exactly what I am. I hate myself even if I'm pretty decent and well off, I guess
>>28733969
> ADD INTP
So many random thoughts running through my head as a kid I thought I was insane
Bounce between ISTP and INFP, depending on if I'm in a wave of depression or not. Luckily it seems to be more ISTP lately.
>>28734014
>mfw adhd INTP
>>28730251
I'm a INFP, trust me you don't want to be a INFP
>on average makes the least amount of money
>least likely to marry. most likely to get divorced
>INFP males are the quintessential nice guys that girls shit on
>most likely to be depressed
>house hermit
Unless you can make millions with your imagination like J.K Rowling, you don't want to be a INFP
>>28734073
>why sleep when you can think about the birth of the universe... every night ;-;
>>28734025
>tfw bounce between istp and istj
>>28734137
I will never understand S people. Coming from 93 N on average. Real and immediate life is so mundane
>>28730251
>wanting to be INTP
>implying it won't just make you depressed
intp literally worst type
>>28734213
lol no, worst is INFP or INTJ. all of them are depressed nihilist
>INTP
>Only socialize with people to get access to drugs/use as future connections
>Can never tell if any of the emotions I feel are genuine
>Live behind enough layers of irony that I can manage to take myself seriously
I feel like all of my motivations are built on social memes, like being successful or having a family. I've decide that the only path in life that would offer some meager sort of satisfaction would be a political one, because at least I could have some influence over the system instead of just being a cog in it. I feel like my only strength lies in picking out flaws and inconsistencies.
>>28733852
You're an idiot that can't take a joke or spot stale pasta.
>>28731110
Feels good to be INTJ
>INFP
I just wish I could be left alone in this world. Why do people bother me?
I got ENFP
It's pretty accurate
>>28734317
jesus
>FP
you must be literally the most indecisive person alive
>>28734276
Just making sure. I mean why not it took me a few seconds to type that up.
>>28734184
Coming from >>28734025
While the what is going on right now and has gone on in the past is certainly mundane in some aspects, it is necessary to reflect on in my mind. If we focused solely on the future and disregarded what is happening or has happened already, we would repeat the same mistakes over and over again forever. I'd rather look back at my past mistakes in disgust and try to apply potential solutions to the present than look on to the future and ignore everything going on now.
>>28734262
>Can never tell if any of the emotions I feel are genuine
>Live behind enough layers of irony that I can manage to take myself seriously
Iktfb
>>28734127
I'm an INFP too. I have a weird relationship with money. I used to dream of having lots of it then I got into credit card fraud. After stealing a couple thousand I started having dreams that the cops were coming to get me. When I woke up I would think about how greed had consumed me and how I didn't want to go down that path.
Now I'm a NEET that gets $730 a month from the government. I'm broke but I'm happy. Isn't that what Alanis Morisette said?
I'm engaged to a girl that doesn't care that I'm a broke NEET. I went through a nice guy phase and horrible depression at the same time, came out of both at the same time.
That house hermit shit is true though. I don't want millions of dollars. If I had them I would give most of them away and keep enough to sustain a slightly improved version of the life I have now. I know that if I had enough money to satisfy my every urge I'd ruin myself. I like myself too much to do that.
>>28734363
But do you really?
>>28734370
>8760 dollars a year
How the fuck do you live off of that
>>28730251
>INTP
>Genius
>>28734395
Every single original commenting day
Anybody else here hate being an INTJ?
I hate being cold and emotionless
It's such a shit-tier personality. We're literally the fucking worst. I only get emotional watching movies or arguing with people online
>ENFP
What does this mean?
INFP here.
Amazingly, I got part time jobs where I have to constantly interact with people. I started to feel like I could talk to people normally. Small talk at least..
Then I had a two day break and I'm back to square one.
How does that work?!
>>28734360
I know :(. But there's always this voice in my head screaming to do some research like the Big Bang to decide if God is real or some shit, which is kind of relevant. I feel like through all of my research I understand humans and the universe at a much deeper level
>>28734434
I work at a shitty fast food job as an INFP too.
I really don't count it as social interaction since I basically just say the same exact phrase to every customer. I don't even see them as people anymore, just a customer.
>>28731110
Reporttting
Origilllan
>>28733511
>am INFP
>major creative ambition
>friends sort of support
>makes me hate myself
>drink until stomach is a dying star
>do a thing
>"good job, anon"
>makes me hate myself
>drink until stomach is a dying star
big things happening for INFP
>>28734423
You're a fag that tries tries to find "Deeper meaning" bullshit in everything.
Also
>E
Why are you here
>>28730251
>ever wishing to be infp
It's like you want your life to be hard
>>28734397
Well I spent 4 years living in the Philippines where that's enough to live off of. I fucked up at first and wound up starving myself for more than a week. I learned how to budget.
Now that I'm back I'll be able to get section 8 and food stamps. Besides that what I'll have some bills like internet, I can call the isp and bitch every time they remove the introductory rate, and cell phone which is pretty cheap. I'll be doing alright.
My gf wants to work once she gets here from the Philippines. It's not like I'm going to try to sponge off her or something, she doesn't do that to me so I won't do it to her, but I'm sure that will help things along.
All of these things coming into place represent the fulfillment of a lifelong dream for me, which is having a sustainable life where I'm not dependent on my family members and don't have to work some shit job that makes me want to die. To have all the time I need to pursue my hobbies and no family bs to worry about.
tell me INTJ's, if you're mastermind why can't you master your fucking mind ?
INFP is basically desperately wishing the world wasn't shitty, and constantly being disappointed by your own impossible beliefs, right?
>>28734484
That doesn't sound right at all
>>28734439
Doing research like that is fine, so long as it isn't what you do a majority of the time (atleast in my mind, that's what it should be)
You're probably better off that way in some regards since you'll get depressed about how everyone's lives are meaningless since we're just a small spec in this infinite universe and our lives are just an instant in the long run. Meanwhile, S people get depressed about how we're skeletons/fatties/unfit/retarded etc. and how we should fucking fix that since literally everyone else that isn't in a similar situation is having a great time with life.
>>28734498
Well good for you anon, you sound like a pretty cool guy
>>28734518
yeah, typically we are "mediators" or "fixers" or whatever.
>everything is kind of stupid
>either let everything be soul-crushingly awful
>or build complex/obnoxious emotional barriers
that's why lonely sad boi divorces happen
>>28734518
I'd say so. The path to success as an INFP is learning to make your own world within this world and isolate it from everything else.
>>28734539
I've actually decided that there is a god through several contradictions in various atheistic theories.
But at the same time I still feel like life pointless because when I was young a made the one theory called human rationale is irrational, which basically (sparing you the paragraphs of shit) saying that at the end of the day life is pointless no matter what even with or without an afterlife and my emotions trick me into denying it. But my logical side is unable to create a refuting statement and I hate it
>>28734594
Well a lot of shit besides contradictions. Trust me I've spent hours upon hours of research on the subject.
I actually didn't care what my answer was I just wanted to find the truth
>>28733744
Because we ( I ) am on the verge of killing myself.
>>28730251
>tfw INFP
I never asked for these feels.
>>28734594
sorry for all the shitty typos. I am tired af.
>>28730251
>always been extremely interested in ethics and virtues
>always cry for nature and war movies and love songs
>constantly daydream of starting an organization to encourage self-actualization and harmony with nature.
>constantly trying to figure out fail-safes to prevent said organization from being turned into some personality cult by idiots who don't really get the point.
>mfw this is all a big waste of thought.
Who am I kidding. Everyone thinks I'm a wierdo. No one else would even have the resolve and dedication to join such a group. I'll just end up being an eccentric moralfag hippy alone in the woods with my animal friends.
>>28732597
Turbulent vs. Assertive
>>28734678
Can I come anon. Living out in the comfy woods isolated from this world sounds amazing.
>>28734678
I can hardly bring myself to have emotions I see the saddest shit and it's rare I ever get sad. I wish I was the one of the only way I could feel was no over analysis leading to depression
>>28734678
Humans are your animal friends too. They just have sick hearts. Be patient with them.
>am INFP
>pretty emotionally shut down
>grandfather dies
>kind of lose my shit a little
>girls start throwing themselves at me
>>>>>?
First off
>INTP
>Genius
You mean detached weirdos, right?
Second off, every other "type" is better. Literally, even turbo autists like INTJ's
They make like 30k average because they're too fucking lazy to actually engage in reality. They just want to observe it.
>INTP
>went to college
>not interested in any feild
>study business
>don't enjoy it, but I'm good at talking to girls
>had sex in college
>feels good but takes too much effort
>masturbation is a better ROI
>multiple girls say they love me
>"thank you"
>don't want a gf
>masturbation is a better ROI
>graduate
>job in sales
>decent salary
>boring as hell
>"unfulfilled"
>don't need the money
>quit
>masturbation is a better ROI
>NEET
>shitpost on Congolese basket weaving board
>>28734762
INTP here. I've long since given up trying to understand humans.
>>28734762
Looks like they want to fix you
>>28734518
I'm going to tell you something. INFP girls, they get attention.
INFP males get grouped into every category of things that are pathetic.
he overly enthusiastic
>he must be gay
hes emotional
>he must be just doing it for attention
he wants to change the world
>he must not be mature
hes quiet
>he must not want anything, a gf, friends or anything, lets ignore him.
he says hes doesn't want to live anymore
>Its okay, he'll be alright.
Jung himself said that being an INFP male was even harder than the experience of having a T function as a female, because INFP males have NOBODY to relate too, not male friends, not females.
When the world picks someone to ridicule, or use as a scapegoat, they pick the INFP male, because males aren't "allowed" to be that way.
I wouldn't be surprised if, among all the males who commit suicide, their profile was at or near the top. I'm actually scared, I need you to know this that I am scared that I might go through with it and it will be a mistake.
Why is INFJ bad? Supposedly.
>>28734786
Yeah you're probably right
>guuuuud luck
Being an INFJ shouldn't hold you back, just look at Hitler.
>>28734762
Showing a little bit of emotional vulnerability helps sometimes to be totally honest with you. You just can't go overboard with it. Don't expect girls to listen to all your problems all the time, just tell them a little bit about what's going on. Instead of expecting them to be your psychiatrist expect them to cuddle with you (and whatever that leads to)
Speaking from personal experience here.
>enfp-t
>don't even fit in on r9k
>>28734875
ENFP here, I'll be your friend.
>>28734795
I've just tuned out the world honestly. I prefer the one I've created for myself, it's much comfier.
>>28734824
Most people love INFJs. Their problems are chiefly metaphysical.
>>28734892
What type do we suit best with?
>>28731212
>>28732830
>INTP life
>constantly overthink everything
>>28734899
That's the best way to do it. I keep everyone at a distance, and the few I've allowed to get somewhat close can be pushed even further away if they violate my trust. If they don't get me I just don't have time for them. I have better uses of my time than trying to convert the non believers.
>tfw INTP
I want to fucking die
>>28734967
Made this song pop right into my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sumb3GYuAT8
Are ESTJs the literal master race?
They always end up being leaders.
>>28734918
INFJ here. It's true that people like me initially, but after any length of time spent with me I become needy and weird and they leave.
I think people probably like the idealized version they have of the INFJ personality, but as soon as they're confronted with it they come to learn that INFJs are nervous, endlessly seeking reassurance, lost, hopeless and just downright depressing to be around.
>>28734824
I'm INFJ, and being an INFJ is no fun at all. Imagine every bit of emotion or empathy you've ever felt towards anyone or anything, times it by ten thousand and that's an INFJ's daily life. Any kind of emotional stimulation sends you into a fucking freefall.
Every time I take the test I either get INTJ or INTP. Feels good.
>>28735023
Neediness is the main problem of INFJs. You get one friend and can be super overbearing and turn them away. The one thing you have to learn is to only care about people as much as they care about you. It sucks but that's how it works for everyone.
>people labelling themselves as "INFJ"
>"dude EMPATHY lmao"
come on guys
>>28735048
See I'm an INFJ but I'm also aspergers
I used to have an INFP girlfriend. They're really emotional.
>talking to her on Skype
>computer freezes up and I have to restart
>I sign back on
>she sent me a few panicky messages because I suddenly signed off
>I say I'm sorry
>she says it's okay but that it's going to be a while until she stops crying
>>28735002
>>28734875
>>28734892
>Being an E
Get the fuck out of here
>>28735074
Also the way INFJs feel towards people and ideas/causes/projects is often much stronger than the way others feel. You can't expect others to match your level of intensity.
This is where INFJ problems stem from. They notice others don't care as much about them as they care about others so they overcompensate by being extra caring thinking it'll make people like/care about them more.
This is where a lot of self-loathing comes from for them, "I care about others a lot, why don't they care about me as much? Am I a piece of shit person?". Like I said above, just have realistic expectations and be very careful about who you invest your energies into.
>>28735074
Fuck that. Logically, I understand full and well what I'm doing when I burden another person with my neediness and proclivity to bizarre bullshit, but my emotions tell me otherwise. I am wholly ruled by my emotions. I try to ignore my emotions and work within the confines of accepted logic for any length of time, my emotions become overbearing and let themselves out. In turn, this results in the logical-thinking side of myself to shit itself with misery and frustration, in turn further fueling more negative emotions, which in turn fuel more stupid shit etc. etc.
>>28735115
Fuck, you made me remember the times I've done that to a girl. I didn't cry, but I remember getting really anxious when I saw her go offline without saying anything.
>tfw INTP
>the same personality type as great genuises who've left there mark on history
>exactly the goal I've always wanted in life
>tfw I choose to waste my time behind my computer instead, not even gaining any useful knowledge
>>28735125
>just have realistic expectations and be very careful about who you invest your energies into.
This is a lot to ask for, seriously why don't we all just only talk to each other
>>28735115
>having a gf
>ever
how
>>28735074
I wouldn't call it neediness. People routinely describe me as "intense" or more specifically "emotionally intense." They're just not prepared to connect as much as I'd like to. It's not as if I'm calling them 24/7 or otherwise smothering them. I'm very upfront about my expectations for close interpersonal relationships, and amicable when people inevitably get spooked. If their idea of friendship consists of eating dinner together at Applebee's once a month and liking each other's Facebook posts, I have nothing to work with.
Either you Vulcan mind-meld with me, or you're forever relegated to the life of an acquaintance.
>>28735120
I'm not I'm an INFP. I just noticed estps are pretty alpha.
>>28735125
>just have realistic expectations
If only it were that simple. The worst thing about being an INFJ is I might recognize and wholly agree with what you're saying, and I may know full well how to lead myself in social situations to achieve these desired outcomes, but my emotions and reactions are so overwhelming they consume me. There is literally no turning my emotions off unless I'm heavily medicated, at which point I might as well not be me anymore.
>>28735164
Meant estj
>>28735161
>Either you Vulcan mind-meld with me, or you're forever relegated to the life of an acquaintance.
I'm the same exact way but I also realize that's incredibly narcissistic, which makes me feel the need to be overly humble and compromising of shit that just shouldn't fly
>>28735161
100% agree.
However in my case I have Borderline, so you can imagine what a clusterfuck this kind of thinking and living leads to. Often and regularly, I'll add.
One week I'm Russell Brand, the next I'm Stephen Fry with the blanket in his garage trying to kill himself and swearing off all human contact in violent, unsociable fashion.
>>28732355
im an infj and i always have this except its just that i cant articulate sentences properly when i think
>>28734946
No clue. I feel like we're destined to be the Ringos of every group.
>tfw genuinely am a smart but lazy INTJ
>tfw life is easy and life is good
>tfw don't even need to try for anything and still get it done fast
>tfw my only motivation to work well is so that I can get back to being lazy quicker
>>28735178
>>28735147
Having realistic expectations about other people is very hard to ask for... but if you're like me you'll develop them after being burned by people and yourself countless times.
