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>tfw ding-a-ling is tiny when soft >tfw can't use
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>tfw ding-a-ling is tiny when soft
>tfw can't use public urinals
>tfw pokes against the edge of my pants because not long enough to go down leg
> tfw every time I stand up people know I have a small wee-wee

Anyone else know this feel?
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>>28730193
Somehow mine is like half an inch long when soft even though it can hit six or so when fully hard.
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>>28730193
>Anyone else know this feel?

I do. My dick is really tiny when it's soft. It gets surprisingly big though.
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dude how did you get a picture of my dick do you work for the nsa
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>>28730193

I know the feel but mine is worse I think

>be at a cottage with people
>most female acquaintances I have are there
>go swimming naked because drunk
>cold water shrinks dick from small when soft to tiny when soft
>all the females I know see my tiny soft dick because I didn't want to cover up because none of the other guys covered up
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>>28730193
Mine almost disappears when soft and grows to 16 cm when hard.
It's awful
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>>28730193
>>28730335
Mine is so small soft that I have to trim my pubes or they'll choke it to death
I'm not fucking joking
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>>28730366
Fuck I know that feel. If I don't trim I literally just have a cock head
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>>28730290
Costanza.jpg

>shrinkage
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>>28730409
It sucks skinny dipping seems like it would be fun if I had friends too
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>>28730399
Oh man so I'm not the only one?
I tried trimming it for the first time yesterday.
It's not bald down there, but it's so much nicer.
It's like I went from a shag rug to a nice carpet.
My dick isn't being strangled by a kraken anymore.
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Pretty sure nobody is interested in your dick at urinals unless they're a meatgazer
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It's more of a ding than a dong
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>>28730193
I literally have your exact benis.
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>>28730290

The girls would have been sneaking peaks and comparing cocks in their heads. They would have spoken bout it later amongst themselves too

Did you make companions have large cocks?
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>>28731572

larger than mine, soft at least

I'm sure grills know that some cocks are growers instead of showers but there's no denying that small cock image in their mind is still a huge negative
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showers CAN'T be robots
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The women of your social clique no longer see you as a sexual being. As the male with the smallest sexual organ you may receive their sympathy and affection, but they will never excite their passion
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>>28730193
>penis when flaccid is 1/3 of my leg
>tfw 6'3

but
>circumcised

life isn't worth living
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>>28731836
more like 1/4 now that i checked but still circumcised

fuck this life desu senpai
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