my 17 year old sister is having about 10-12 friends over tonight, both genders
it's just a few of her girlfriends for now though
I'm hiding in my bed
Say goodbye to her virginity
>>28728535
go for one of them. fuck them and post it
Get an audiobook and relax, my dude. Maybe get some tea or something.
Late Night Weekend Thread? Hell yeah! Let's be lonely together, robots!
(Pic is waifu)
>>28728535
go in there in a couple of hours, you never know they might be drunk enough to think you are average looking
>>28728542
Kek I doubt anythings gonna happen with these nerds
I told my sister if anyone wants the privilege of speaking to me they better put some weed in my hand first
but I will keep y'all updated with pictures once I can motivate myself to get out of my room, maybe it will be a wild one
>>28728568
>audiobook
you just blow in from plebtown, pal?
what you see in the OP is merely a fraction of my library
are they "gender fluid"
>>28728595
Will this be a thread to remember? The wife is out with her friends and I'm new (been here for about 1 year) so, it's either write a new story while checking this thread or watching Ghostbusters.
>>28728642
Fuck. That's what I get for notl ooking at your image.
Impressive collection though. If you're looking for something to do, consider organizing it a bit.
Set up a tent in the backyard and act like that's your usual routine. Or...
Lock yourself in the most convenient bathroom for the party all night. Or...
Buy some adult diapers and walk around the house late at night in three or four of them acting like nothing strange is going on. Or...
Load up a really long laugh track on your phone and walk around with it at full blast. Or...
Be a boring big brother that hides in his room all night and doesn't take advantage of this situation to get some tight teen pussy with your wacky antics.Your choice, anon. Choose well.
>>28728681
Also feel free to post the rest of your library.
>>28728658
nah they're normal...too normal
*plays chance the rapper*
>>28728744
Dat asss' dayuum
Anyway put on a nice movie and lock the door
>>28728595
>if anyone wants the privilege of speaking to me they better put some weed in my hand first
>>28728694
> Your choice anon
What the fuck is this a Choose Your Own Scare Goosebumps thread? Still good post, I like this place it isn't like /b/ where they just call you a nigger and leave.
>>28728744
if dubs, put something in their drinks
>>28728744
do you rave OP? I go to events in the sac town area and got the chance to see chance at an all genres festival, he's my main nignog now.
Colouring book is my shit, you'll get some nice incest poon if you play same drugs on repeat all night.
>>28728782
Man those books were a good time.
I liked the carnival one the most
>>28728744
This thread's gonna be good.
>>28728806
Roll for this
Kek bless me with some meme magic
>>28728816
To be honest, I never read one of those shows... I watched the show. But, in 5th grade I thought I was an edgy little fuck so I bought the complete set of the Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark series.
Now, I'm a horror writer and have a beautiful gothic wife. And no, I will not post her nudes.
>>28728810
uhhhh....no
I don't think chance is bad but they are the ones playing it and I can hear it from my room
>they wanted to make me a drink
>>28728881
what do you want me to put in there, sudafed? lel
>>28728744
OP is a fucking filthy Jew. If your not gonna gift me or other Anons any steam games with that big of a house, you can kill urself.
No one cares if anything bad happens to you
>>28728765
What ass? Lmao that's fucking sad
>>28728901
Do the one thing from Tokyo Ghoul. Where you swallow it and then when no one is looking rush to the bathroom and puke it up. Don't wanna be poisoned.
>>28728897
Will you post her clothed?
>>28728937
This
My steam name is
fancytux1
>>28728937
maybe you should go vote for Bernie
>dude free shit! lmao
for your information my dad is a self made man and I've payed for every expense I've incurred him since my 18th birthday, almost two years ago
>still too fucked in the head to do much besides make money
>>28728997
KEK not denying you're a Jew
Your dad sucked Jewish dicks for his money. And your mother? Your mom is only with your dad for the money. Sorry to tell you that.
>>28728988
Here you go. This is the closest without her being nude.
>>28729065
>Was expecting goth
>Recieved lame
>>28728997
Can I write a story based around your story? I'll post the link as long as I get attention. I'll call it "A Story I Write To One Fine Robot Who Made Something To Pass The Time."
Sage
Oregano comments
>>28729108
Well she wears black sweaters and we watch horror movies together.
She has this fetish where gore gets her turned on. Let's just say we watched Cannibal Holocaust and that night went really well.
>>28729102
>>28729187
>Get a load of this, ma! I posted it again!
>>28728901
well assert your dominance
than and play https://youtu.be/u6Rygass8Bc
They'll love it and sing along,and start twerking. It's almost perfect and you'll seem like genuine guy who has an interesting taste in spinning our classics in college party viable songs
>>28729025
at least they're in a committed relationship. lemme guess, single mother? that makes you, your dad, your brothers, and your stepdad a cuck. and your mom is a whore.
>>28729275
listen buddy, I appreciate it but none of these girls are my type, and I don't need any music suggestions
>normalfag
OP your senpai is rich. Grats.
>>28729358
Yeah, I understand that, no girls your type.
>>28729317
Not at all, I'm not a wagekek. My mother loves me and my father with my sister included. I'm in college right now. Just sayin, don't shitpost if your not willing to donate.
Also saged
>>28729406
no I just like girls 5'10 or taller
I listened to your song tho, it's good and they'd probably like it since they're playing similar shit, this is more my style however
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=STp3iVebVxs
>>28729406
You just get off the boat from Facebook or something?
Fuck off retard.
>>28729436
>don't shitpost if your not willing to donate.
you got some way of enforcing this little "rule" of yours, mr. reddito?
>>28729457
Nope, Reddit suh senpai
>>28728744
>That house
>Those paned stairway handles
RICHFAGS REEEEE
How much is your parents house worth? Looks huge.
>>28729511
do you even lift? numale face as well, tbo
>me
>>28729511
Why are you posting pictures of yourself that have no relevance to the conversation?
Why are you not banned for being 16?
What the fuck are you doing here?
Why are you using memes no one is going to understand but other normalfags?
>>28729581
2.7 mil or thereabouts
>some "chads" just showed up
what do, besides snap a pic when I can
So, I'm writing that story... Anyone wanna read my stories while we wait for OP to post?
>>28729677
Jesus Christ fine
>tripfaggots these days
>>28729708
Here you go. And you forgot the comma.
http://midnight-marinara.boards.net/board/26/daes-dark-corner
this thread's fucking bizarre, jesus
>>28729317
Holy shit, nice house
Get shit faced and go down and hang out with them
>>28729783
thank you tovarisch
the Jewish Mob has treated me and my father well
>told these cucks to "smile" and they laughed nervously
>>28729855
lol they are all wearing the same shirt
was it planned?
>>28729855
nice shirt guys
>>28728581
Post more of her.
Gngwwrrtuhyuhhcffdliuhyuh
>>28729855
I posted your story. :)
http://midnight-marinara.boards.net/thread/235/story-write-fine-robot-pass
>>28730215
after reading that, I can't believe you had the gall to correct my grammar
and also I'm 19
>>28730298
I mean I haven't corrected it... I'm tried. Oh well, fuck it. *insert some dumb ass quote about trying*
>>28730362
>insert some dumb ass quote about trying
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
>>28730417
Damn. At first I thought we just fucking didn't like each other but now your telling me to BELIEVE. GG, Anon.
>>28730417
My wife just asked what I was doing. I told her I was on 4chan talking to some 19 year old about writing. She said I could do whatever I want as long as she gets to go to Kohl's tomorrow. Hopefully the hangover doesn't sink in. As for me I don't drink.
To all who are wondering me and her are the type of robots who look all pampered and white but then you talk to us and then someone talks to us and we're really fucked up.
(Pic is from costume party.)
>>28729855
Holy fuck OP do something crazy. You will go down in history.
>>28730749
Remember OP for centuries.
okay first mischief of the night, stole 10 bucks from my sisters friends purse
>>28730960
This is getting gooder then teenagers asses. Wait that sounded wrong. DONT TELL MY WIFE.
>>28730960
haha what are u doing
>>28730960
monitoring thread oringinally
>>28730960
pathetic piece of shit
Literally the jeweyest jew that ever jewed
>>28730960
the original kek
>>28730960
Based OP...
$$$$u never think u know
>>28730960
monitoringthisthread.jpg
>>28731117
she's got a crush on me so she'd probably forgive me
that is, if she notices. all these kids are rich af
>the fruits of my "labor"
>>28730960
>>28731174
>Jewish
>Incest
>Druggie
>Rich
GET THE FUCK OFFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28731174
you stole some dank too?
>>28731246
no I went outside and bought it
one of the reasons we have such a nice house is that it's in da hood
>>28731291
assuming you're older than 17, what are you doing home on a saturday night?
in fact, why are you even living at home?
>>28731362
maybe he's in college and doing it from home. Possibly
>>28728535
That must be the tinyest room I have ever seen
>>28731362
I'm 19, mentally ill
self studied for credits so I'm not behind if I make it to college
pulled capers and paid my parents so that I'm not technically a loser
this is my official residence but I lay my head somewhere else half the time
>>28731407
>somewhere else
where?
>>28731407
>>28731424
this, and also what are you self-studying?
stop posting on this board you fucking piece of shit
nobody cares about your teenage-angst
>>28731441
French and Math, I already took the tests and got a shitload of credit, lol what a joke right, also im a certified WFR
I can't cheat anymore though so if I want more credits I'm gonna have to actually go to school
>>28731362
He browses r9k, why do you think? I stay home everyday because i have no friends, no money and no life
>>28729598
I do this to try and normalize your view of seeing a photo of someone with their own commentary and hope I can bring you to the light from this site.
>>28731493
you didn't answer the other anon's question robot
also, based on you answer you are enrolled but don't attend a uni program?
>>28731586
Kill yourself.
88455643643654345678
>>28731424
friends houses, girls houses, going camping, literally anything because I'd rather be an android than a robot
>takin a shit
>>28731645
>friends
>girls
the fuck you even doin here normie get out
>>28731616
I should be enrolling as a junior in the fall basically
>>28731783
im asking this because i think i know a person in your exact situation: do you know a joseph l?
>>28729855
I look almost exactly like the guy on the right
>>28731910
that's hard to say, where does he live
>>28731993
well he seems to be the madman of the group, so that's not bad at all
apparently my sister likes the guy on the left but nothing has happened yet and he doesn't know it
they're both pretty "innocent" if you know what I mean
Dude spoiled faggot and weed lmao look at me I'm better than u because my dad worked hard and I can roll a blunt XD
>>28732124
>well he seems to be the madman of the group, so that's not bad at all
I don't understand what this means. If he has a mental illness, isn't that a bad thing? I'm not a madman.
>>28732186
And get dominated by kids half my size
>>28732186
eh I never said I was better than anyone, a lot of people tried to take the piss out of me though and I just let them know key facts
>I've technically supported myself since I turned 18
>my dad isn't the "typical rich guy" either
what does spoiled mean to you btw
Thats a nice house OP
>>28732252
Acting like u do lil faggot
>>28732223
actually I only get dominated by amazon QTs my height or taller (5'10)
also I've been nice to the guys but I can tell they're sorta deferential to me
and the girls all like me, my sister told me that multiple times and I can tell because I can read social cues
>>28732252
You think you have any sort of ownership or responsibility for what your dad has done
>>28732124
>they're both pretty "innocent" if you know what I mean
>implying they wouldn't fuck your sister at the drop of a hat
>>28732071
i don't want to give away any details on r9k, email me: frrrowayway (at) cock.lu
>>28732278
could you rephrase that, also what does spoiled mean to you
>>28732326
Here>>28732311
Also you aren't getting any poon and called them chad. I can read social queues through here and yiure being dominated
>>28732341
You stopped taking pictures of them from fear, and every pic since then has been looking down at an inanimate object, and you blocked your crotch while taking a shit. You arent rich your daddy is.
>all these autists getting all defensive over nothing
>y-you're a l-loser OP! y-you think you're better than us! faggot!
Jesus fuck you autists get triggered so easily. He's just in it for shits and giggles. It's not his fault that you get butthurt whenever you see regular people having fun and being completely normal and sociable.
>>28732408
the saddest part is that robots in this thread are shunning one of their one. common guys
>>28732341
>>28732366
>>28732311
where do you get the impression I feel superior for my dad being rich? I'm actually insecure about it...
that's why I worked my ass off since the day I turned 18 and paid my dad back every cent I've cost him since that day
it's one of the few points of pride in my life
I'm not getting any poon because they're my little sisters friends and they're not my type, I put quotes around Chad, and I stopped taking pics out of boredom/ they were watching a movie/ I didn't want to weird them out
you're all that guy on r9k
>>28732435
OP is a normalfag. I'm enjoying this thread, but he is still a normalfag.
>>28731174
>op steals girls weed to buy shit tier mids
Why man
>>28732450
>you're all that guy on r9k
project more
>>28732477
seems like it though.
>>28732503
I am but just a man
>>28732477
>that guy
yknow, that guy who gets all negative and starts reading into posts and assuming the worst of people
you see him in "personality type" threads a lot
like
>any one claiming to be gamma positive is a delusional fat neck beard
>>28732460
I don't think I'm a "robot" by your virginal definition at least, but I am an android and definitely no normie, Pham
>>28732530
counldnt agree with you more op...
>>28732530
>he posts in /soc/ threads
>>28728542
>17 year old girl
>virginity
makin me laff
>h-hey guys! he talks to girls! what a normalfag right!
>he isn't even trying to fuck them what a loser haha r-right guys?
>he's not desperately looking to get his dick wet! fuck off somewhere else normie REEE
I'm cringing really hard at these faggots. Keep it up OP.
>>28732549
>>28732530
alright I'm sorry Op I just want whats best for you
>>28732549
You are somewhere between a normalfag and a failed normalfag.
You are not a robot, and android is something failed normalfags call themselves so they can pretend they fit in among real robots, even when they know they don't.
>>28728744
>>28729317
damn OP has a rich family
>tfw live in a shitty gommieblock
>>28728542
>female
>virgin at 17
>in the current year
haha
>>28732603
desperation is the last way to get your dick wet. it's the fact he thinks he can't fuck them, not that he won't desperately try to fuck them. you don't think he wants to fuck one of those tigh teen girls, and is just saying they aren't his type because of his inner fear of rejection? it's that I'm making fun of, because if he truly was confident he probably could bang one, not even out of desperation but because of the sheer fact he wants to. this is all also a projection of myself and my faults onto op.
>>28732682
anon confirmed underage and sexually inexperienced
>>28729275
This is an awful song.
>>28728595
>nerds
>17 year old girls
Your autism is showing, pal. Who gives a fuck if they're nerds. If any are 18+ then try to fuck them.
>>28732703
I'm 19 and smarter than you friendo
>>28728535
those shelves in disarray have triggered my autism hard. Spend the night fixing that shit while your sister gets creamed by Chad's chadling.
>>28732728
I consider anything under 21 to be underage so it looks like you lose again fuckboi
>>28731493
haha, je suis sure ton francais est poche.
>>28732703
also how is knowing confidence in yourself and doing what you want not the key to slay a stacy?
>>28732749
oh well I'll be smarter than you at 21 too. not like it matters since we're both meaningless conciousness
>>28732734
>Chad's chadling
?
>>28732749
and you're still a bitch, even if you have a whole 2 years on me
>>28732784
lil chad who shoots the sperm
>>28732763
suce ma bite ped
Poor OP, shit thread and no action from any of the 10 sluts.
Time to start drinking if you haven't already.
>>28732779
OP here, what I want is to smoke and be left alone, I don't know what would happen if my sister brought home a friend that was actually my type but lemme tell you I AM ONLY ATTRACTED TO GIRLA MY HEIGHT OR TALLER
probably bc I was molested by a female teacher at age 10
>le meaningless consciousness xD
ya shore showed him, my apologies brain lord
>>28732556
you clearly don't spend enough time on r9k buddy
>>28732926
>molested by a female teacher at age 10
>admitting to having sexual contact with a grill
GTFO normie scum
>>28732926
thats what you are though. you'll die, all of humanity will die, and time will go on, forget about our small little rock in space that was once inhabited, completely meaningless but to itself. you are but one concious organism on a rock in space, who only matters to itself, because in your final moments you will realize that you didn't even matter, that you will die like every other concious oraganism that has died before you, and be forgotten like the rest of them. whithin years by the rest of humanity, whithin eons by the universe, which is infinite. you are meaningless but to yourself, because you will die, and cease to exist, therefore everything you experience up to that point doesn't even matter but to you, and even then it doesn't matter because you could be kill by an outside force with which you have no control over.
>>28732926
>pussy isn't my type
You're a faggot, kill yourself.
>>28728744
heart skipped a beat when i cliked on that
normies fucking terrify me
>>28733043
a black hole could open up tomorrow and destroy this entire planet and no one could save us, and none outside of us would care, and not for long.
>>28733043
I'm not saying you're wrong (although I'm not saying you're right, you could surely phrase it better at the very least)
I'm just amazed you think you're special for coming up with this cute little theory
isn't that what 8th grade Emos write about for English class?
>>28733082
>he'll take any pussy
what a "Chad"
>>28733119
I'm not special at all. I am meaningless. This theory is called existential nihilism, and I'm proud of myself for realizing it before I knew what nihilism was. how is it a theory man, these are facts that time is endless therefore the folly of man in all his efforts is mute because it will come to an end? the same goes for you little 80 years on this rock. i'm not special, i'm just another fucking concious organism surviving in space, and thats all I am and ever will be throughout all of my triumphs and failures.
>>28729855
these are the JDF posters who cuck post
>>28733164
until i die and cease to exist and the universe moves on
>>28731586
I don't want to see you. I don't want you to even take another breath.
>>28733164
so why are you telling me something I already know
>Reddit figured out how to make me give them (you)s
>>28733217
just letting you know you really are a meaningless consciousness in space
>>28728535
OP what's the point of this exactly?
>>28733275
getting (yoo)s mostly
>>28728535
Walk around the house aimlessly. Do weird tasks, take a clean cup and wash it. Take an ice cube and throw it against a wall. Take a bowl, pour a drink in it, take a fruit or vegetable and dip it inside bowl, eat the vegetable/fruit. Walk into a room. Stand still for 5 seconds. Look around 180 degrees. Turn lights on in the room. Step back 2 steps and wait a minute completely motionless. Start humming. Turn lights off. Do 3 spins and walk out.
>>28733617
parties over anyway, it was more of a large movie night
>>28733329
Nigger kill yourself. nigger.
>>28729855
Yea OP... you're naive if you don't think they've boned your sister.
>>28733713
they haven't
>b-but I learned on r9k that no girls are virgins!
inb4
>t-they haven't!
don't be so predictable, roaching
>>28728694
>Lock yourself in the most convenient bathroom for the party all night
>Load up a really long laugh track on your phone and walk around with it at full blast
Fuckin dead now
You dead op ?
>>28728744
More pictures like this. I almost feel like im at your party.
>>28729147
cancer can i be your femboy pet and beat me up
>>28729855
Fucking Chads!! Welp OP, I'm sorry to say that your sister and her girlfriends will probably get fucked by them. If it's a mixture of guys and girls then I figured it was like a house party, you already know someone there is looking to get laid and that someone could be your sister. Also the girls look like sluts as well, so it's mostly stacies and chads and when they get together it's usually just drinking and sex.
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS
>>28733241
you need to be 18 or older to use this site you child
>>28732631
I was 15 and took a 17 year old's virginity.
>>28735150
OP confirmed for dead. Well, maybe just asleep like parrot.
>>28728535
lace their drinks with acid, then tell ur parents they were doing drugs
>>28739499
Do you think OP is a time traveler? Those girls are long gone and full of cum.
