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hi guys im just new to 4chan and was wondering if someone could give me a short guide on how the site works and how i can reply to comments, do greentext etc etc... it would be much appreciated!
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got ******** here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>28728469
Why do you even reply ?
It's definitely a bait
just put a ">" infront of every sentence and you got a greentext
>i like cocks
no not really reddit, i dont browse any other boards or forums such as this. its actually my first time being on a site like this and wanted a guide.. anyways, thanks!
>>28728446
Post child porn to bypass tha captcha.
>>28728485
Haha you fell for it haha!
>>28728446
Hi!
I was kind enough to teach you how to browse this amazing site in a few steps:
You go to your local pharmacy, politely ask for this thing called "viagra" which you can use to go fuck yourself.
If you're too autistic, try shoving your dick up your ass just like that one anon did to go fuck yourself.
>>28728498
im still figuring these out
>>28728469
> this reply was made within 2 minutes of this thread being made
Are you a samefag who has been waiting for a while to post this and gave up and decided to make your own thread? It's not even an intelligent reply.
>>28728539
>i like cake
>>28728628
summer??? ahaha
>>28728446
Lurk moar
Bait less
