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So, you like geeky stuff anon, right ? You know... there's this pub not far from my appartment where I used to go.

It was a pub named after this movie "last pub before something" and they have a lot of geek stuff, retro arcade, limited edition figurines and the beer is great. You drink right, anon ?

You should check it out on day, anon. Don't you think so ?
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Come on anon, you know what I want you to say. Don't make me say it, it's embarassing...
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>>28728408
>I don't drink. And I don't like other people into pop-nerd culture. There's really no reason for me to go. Unless their food is really good? I'm definitely not going without a group of established friends asking me to go with them. I'm just fine binge watching anime and eating fast food.

Did I do good OP?
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>>28728408
What would really happen:
>qt talking with office friends
>there's this cool bar with arcade machines and board games, we should check it out
>I know this bar
>I know this bar! I say
>cricket chirps and uncomfortable glances
>conversation moves elsewhere
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>>28728408
>Yeah, but I don't wanna go there by myself you know
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>>28728408
>please leave me alone

4 second mute
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>>28728833
>>28728860
>>28728964
Next morning, on her facebook profile :

last night was great, I meet a ton of people for the special night of the last Game of Thrones episode
I hope I can meet Chad again, he was funny and seems to be very passionate about this Trek Wars or Stargate Galactica... hmmm... I don't remember much it seems...

too much booze teehee :p
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>>28729002
And I would know this because...? Why should I care? She's some normie slut fake nerd. And she doesn't meet my standards, mostly because her hair isn't dark enough.
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>>28729002
>Implying I have facebook
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>>28728903
silly anon... A fine good looking young man like you ? alone ? you're so funny, haha...
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>>28729096
Wrong Image

original retrobution
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>>28728408
where is this pub?
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>>28729140
hmmm... I don't really remember the exact location... it's on my way home... I can't say right now. You think you'll have to visit it soon ?
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>>28728408
>>28728710
>>28729099
so, who is this qt3.14?
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>>28729124
>tfw I can't even participate in a RP thread
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>>28728833
>>28728860
>>28728964

OP here, it's not necessarily a game over, you can reply on facebook
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>>28729430
see my original reply>>28729096
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>>28729430
Why would I be friends with her on facebook? How would i see her post and reply to it? Why would I reply to it if she mentions Chad, assuming I saw it?
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>>28729261
>it's on my way home... I can't say right now. You think you'll have to visit it soon ?

What are you doing tonight? I can walk you home, we could get some takeout, pre-game then go to this bar if you want? Or do you have a day in mind this week?
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>>28729446
join facebook then

>>28729474
public post, everybody can see/reply

ultimately it's your choice, you both. you choose to let her go or you make some concessions and take some risks
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>>28729430
>>28729261
please, tell me who she is

(fucking filter fucking sucks)
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>>28729536
I don't want her though. I recognize that she's implying she wants me to ask her out. I hate girls that would play the flirting game, and I hate girls that go after me. They aren't my type, not that i could ever go after my type, if I ever found my type.
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> tfw i spoke to my japanese professor today asking if i should go on to the next level because im struggling with the one im currently in
> tfw she said yes
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>>28728408
> You're a trap right?
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>>28728408
Are you French by any chance ?
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>>28729487
took you long enough anon, I thought you'd never ask. I'm free of course ! Anytime ! So... I finish work at 6pm everyday this week, it's less than an hour from here...
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>>28728408
I only drink water, fuck off stupid druggie degenerate whore
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>>28729536
>join facebook then

>why is your profile so empty?
>why won't you put something on your facebook?
>why haven't you accepted my friend request?
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>>28729648
>why do you have no picture of yourself?
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>>28729635
stop doing this to us
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>>28729635
How about tomorrow? I can pick you up from your apartment at 7:30 so you have time to get changed. Do you like Italian or Sushi? Consider it a date
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>>28729646
>>28729618

your response
>>28729002

and it's game over for you

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To everybody else, let's see where this take us, maybe you will get laid, maybe you will take your vacations with her, who know...

I will drop the name of the model before the thread get archived
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>>28729706
"sushi" pfffff... that's so racist, haha. I'm kidding, actually I like sushi !

But I've never visited a restaurant here on the same level than the ones in Tokyo. Bye Bye anon, see you tomorrow, I'm getting impatient already.

Next day, at her appartment, she was waiting for you on the stairs :

Hey, anon ! It's really warm today, don't you think ? How you doin' ?

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(this anon knows what he is doing and he is alpha af)
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>>28729648

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you can do it anon ! what are you gonna do next ? you can reply anytime, choose your words carefully
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Mina hisatsune is the name.
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>>28729827
Hey femanon, you look really cute in that top. Let's hop in my mom's hand-me-down 2002 Dodge Grand Caravan and go to the sushi bar. I hear it also does habachi. How long were you in Tokyo? I've never been, etc polite conversation about you
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>>28729879
what is my relationship with this girl anyways?
>hey, was last night fun?
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>>28729827
It doesn't matter if you know what to do if your standards are ridiculously high. There's no alpha beta about my rejection of this girl.
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A U T I S M
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ORIGOIFJNAL
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>>28729917
yeah it was great, I'm still a lil bit sleepy tho... I missed you... Oups, sorry, I'm still a bit drunk too
And you ?

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RP, you are building this relationship
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>>28730010
I had a little alone time last night. I started watching this series.
Maybe if you're free tonight we can watch it together.
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>>28729905
polite conversation about her : born in Okinawa, studied in Tokyo, now living in the same town than you

Your mom's care ? Pffff... It's... It's... It's rather spacious, anon... I like that :)

Sushi bar :

Oh ! We've been talking for this long ! It's about to start any moment now ! The last episode of GoT at the pub ! let me grab my wallet.

btw, did you enjoy the meal ,
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>>28730152
What was it like being a Hapa in Japan?
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>hapa skank pretend nerd
>any girls talking to me, let alone this one
0/10 completely broke my immersion
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can you please stop fucking putting spaces in between your words and punctuation you god damn twitter migrant normalfag cunt?! you're fucking driving me nuts.
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>>28730089
I don't know... I feel like I need to move on. After seing the last episode, it's not like I could easily watch it again. And Chad already invited me to watch a sci-fi serie I've never heard of.

But you know...Only watching TV can be kind of boring... so...
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>>28730152
Hey, I have an HBO Go subscription, a bottle of peach schnapps, and a Chromecast. We could watch it on your couch instead. Wouldn't that be nicer than the pub?
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>>28730152
>The last episode of GoT at the pub
Game of Thrones is trash and so is watching TV anywhere but your home.

Shit taste kill yourself.
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>>28730324
Alright then. Have fun I guess.
idk
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>>28730342
not asking her if she enjoyed the food -10 pts
not paying for the meal -50 points
indecent proposition without any drop of alcohol in her blood -100 points
skipping the pub scene and a chance to show your social skills -??????? points

you had sex, but it was average
sentence : one night stand
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>>28730423
next day on facebook :

hey everyone, it's us ! me and Chad. The most awesome geek I've ever met. He's from Tokyo, we're going back together this summer.

Bye everyone !
sentence : sorry robot... you should have given her the D
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>>28729002
Why would I have such a shallow whore on my facebook?
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>>28730577
>sorry robot... you should have given her the D
>all I wanted was a platonic friendship
That chad has a kind face though. I'd wish we could be friends.
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Ok all, OP here, I'm out. Alterantives endings :

ending C, awesome sex
sentence : gf for 6 months, then sex friend, then friend, then it's over. sweet memories, but not wife material
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ending D, summer trip to Okinawa
sentence : gf for 4 years, then you marry her and they lived happily forever after... blablabla
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>>28730909
I still don't see a reason to want that. Why are you acting like it's the better option? I don't see myself being happy with her.
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thank you for playing, practice make perfect

Mina Hisatsune, pseudo : _mimico_
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>>28730725
you can't be just friend with a woman, this doesn't exist
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