There's a lot of talk on this board of self improvement. So we recommend each other normie skills, like drawing. We are not them, we need to learn abnormie skills for self improvement.
Rather than learning to draw, you will learn Mayan style drawing.
Rather than learning music or singing, you will learn Mongolian throat Hip Hop.
Rather than using gentoo, you will use Linux from scratch.
In this thread we compile a list of skills to help us ascend Normie and NEETdom.
How to kill any man with one punch
>>28727576
How to sew with human skin
How to get away with screaming in public
How to successfully blame a fart on someone else
How to repair a pinball machine
Remove the pipe and the dog looks like Ashley Jones
>>28727619
a strong punch on the carotids and he is dead
God this is fucking stupid.
>>28727619
learn about the human body and proper martial art techniques. you won't become an anime super hero but you can end fights quickly enough if you ever need to, just accept that you WILL seriously harm/kill anyone you intend to
a blade in the underside of the ribs only needs an inch of penetration to be a lethal wound, for example
crushing someone's jugular is simple enough to do barehanded
shoving your fingers into someone's eyes will easily put them out of commission*teleports behind you**tips fedora*
>>28727715
>How to repair a pinball machine
Now this is a robot skill. I would throw in how to steal from those quarter machines that drops toys. You know what I'm talking about.
>>28727576
The best way to store piss jugs
How to make at least 1000$ online per month
The most effective way to keep normies in their places
