Ask a dude who got a BJ from a 16 year old last night anything.
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>>28727380
What is the largest number you know to be a prime off the top of your head?
Where do I even meet people for hooking up?
ps: grats on the bj, anon
Does a list of all lists contain itself?
>>28727380
How old are ya?
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>>28727406
101
>>28727420
i met this chick at work and gage her and her friends free food and she left her number so maybe get a job
>>28727430
18
>>28727420
I DONT KNOW
How the fuck does this happen?
I don't understand it, normies....it's like they're just walking along and they trip and fall into a girls cunt and they laugh and keep doing it.
Where? How?
>>28727446
>""""""18""""""
Just fucking leave kid
>>28727446
You're lucky.
>35
I hate being old. And I hate older women. There's really not a silver lining to this
>>28727683
just fuck a 16 year old
>>28727689
Oh right, so simple.
As you get older women get harder to fuck because they expect more from you, and at they same time they get much uglier. = More effort for less. Not a great combo.
did you touch her boobies? what were they like and how do they feel
>>28727424
You can't list lists, as you can't list something without an identifier. But I'll humor you, if you could it would be a paradox.
>>28727380
How cute was she? Did she make eye contact and give your head little licks and kissies?
>>28727643
I lost my virginity to a girl that came onto me in summer school. She came and asked me out first and everything. I don't know what she saw in me, I was awkward, pimply and ugly but she was pretty QT for a 15 year old (I was 17).
My first GF was the same deal, but not very cute and we only made out.
I am not trying to rub it in, just saying if you put yourself out there it will happen. Its a huge myth that chads have girls just throw themselves at them except for the like the 1% that are rich and famous. The chad still has to hit on a ton of girls before he scores, a lot of them turn down his come ons for a lot of reasons.
>>28728363
>if you put yourself out there it will happen.
what the fuck are you even doing here?
>>28728067
I did touch her boobies, they were probably a b or c cup but still fun to play with
>>28728361
yeah she did a lot of tongue action and looked up at me a bit, we made out after even though her mouth was on my dick so i felt a little gay
>>28728363
I realize my post contradicted itself. Yes, a few girls initiated first, but they weren't bombshells or anything.
Of the 15 girls I had sex with, only one came onto me first. I had to work for all the rest, got turned down a lot.
>>28728436
OP here, even I had to try a little for this one. I was going to be autistic and ignore her number but my friend made me text her and I was rewarded with a hot underage BJ
>>28728381
I have no friends and spend most of my time on the computer. I am only half normie, I am a robot hybrid.
>>28728436
How bad is the acne scarring senpai?
>>28727380
Was it sandra?
>>28728418
>"You don't love somebody until you kiss them after oral sex." - Mother Teresa
Sounds hot, tho. I hope you gave her a facial. I would have given her a facial.
>>28728361
also she was easily an 8/10, nice ass decent tits and light enough to where i could throw her around and have a little fun
>>28728565
Goshdarnit, I want a feather-lite 8/10 qt 16yo to lick my penis.
