>tfw you will never be part of the Illuminati
>tfw your application was rejected
The interview process is a total mindfuck, wish I kept my cool
>>28726820
>tfw you get contacted by illuminati, but they are all normie faggots so you refuse
>>28726820
If they fuck this up I will seriously an hero. You hear that Eidos.
>>28726985
No they're not
The illuminati operate under over 9000 layers of irony to weed out the faggots
They were just testing you m8
>>28727102
>being on this meme level
>tfw you will only get one layer more every year instead of every day
>tfw you will never be illuminated
>tfw you will never leave the cave, you will just climb the steps forever
>tfw Illuminati won't let you in the council of 5