Hey robots, I have been browsing r9k for a bit over 4 years. Today is my 3rd time making this type of thread, the last two being on my 2 priors birthdays. Each one i have spent alone, with only you robots for company and couldnt have wished for more understanding anons. this year is my 22nd birthday and i dont have anymore friends then i did last years, so do yall think we could have a happy thread? im not asking for anything, just to think that someone in the world cares about me this year.
>>28725472
We care about you. Happy 22nd, brobot. This year's gonna be better than the last. I'll dump some silly pictures for you.
>>28725579
reee robot leave me alone this is original
lmao loser
4 years and not improving
you are wasting a life
>>28725663
Stop bullying the birthday anon.
>>28725472
hey man, happy birthday! what are your planes for this year? do you usually do anything aside from the thread, maybe a livestream, chatgroup, something with webcams, oh we could play games. I can hang out for a couple hours, until I have another birthday party to head to, but I'll post pictures from there so maybe you can pretend you have a party too.
so, what are we drinking?
>>28725682
[this is an original comment]
[yes it is you fucking robot kill yourself]
>>28725721
I think posting pictures of another party is kind of a bummer, man. But let's have a party here instead. Where you at, OP?
>>28725825
>tfw no OP
>>28725825
yeah after I sent that, I thought maybe that would be more funny than "fun." anyways anon give me your name and I'll try to sneak your name into some pictures, just so you can have a souvenier of your 22th birthday
but really let's get a lounge area going
>video chatroom
>play cards against humanity while waiting to get a nice group
>vote on what to do next, with birthday boy having veto power
maybe download a neat minecraft seed and expore the night away?
or some steam game rounds, like csgo or tf2 or whatever it is people play on steam (i dont have it but i'd get it for tonight)
watch a movie in a live stream? maybe jackie chan marathon, or steven segal, or just entertaining horror movies
what would you like to do OP?
>>28725472
Happy Bday, anon! I hope you have a wonderful year.
>>28725968
Playing games and watching movies and hanging out with a bunch of robots sounds like a blast, let's do this OP!
>>28725472
Happy birthday Anon and all the best of wishes to you.
Happy Bday, pal. I'm also turning 22 precisely 1 week from now.
>>28725721
>>28725825
>>28725908
>>28725968
sorry, im back. Honestly i didnt think this would get any reponses. So i went to take a nap, now i feel really bad.
>>28725721
i was thinking of drinking, but i have to wagecuck tomorrow, god fucking knows if i show up a little slow or tired mr. shekelstein is going to yell at me again. I was thinking of watching some comfy youtube videos or skyping with some online friends i had
>>28725663
>lmao loser
tell me something i dont know
>4 years and not improving
well i work a full time job, thats improving (i fucking hate it, i just wanna go fucking neet again)
>you are wasting a life
as long as i enjoy it, who really cares.
>>28726465
It's all good anon. I'd keep you company but I'm about to go do some volunteering. If this thread's still up in 5 hours we can play some vidya tonight or something.
>>28726465
No worries Anon enjoy the day; it is yours.
>>28726614
started drinking. gonna get drunk and go shitpost
>>28726887
gonna keep posting hoping some other people come. i guess they all left. but thats ok.
>>28727603
>>28726887
OP is that you?
are we doing a videocall or what? we could do tinychat until we get more organized yeah?
do something about it before it's too late OP, don't procrastinate, or you'll end up like me. I'm 26 currently planning my suicide.
Happy birthday OP. We all love you, don't be sad.
>>28727686
im already there. was at family meal drunk and they reminded me of my shit highschool years "oh get over it" "oh its fine" fuck you dad i hate you so much why do you do this to me?!?
Just lose yourself to dance bro
>>28727629
yeah its me. was eating with family and am now drunk. now all my shit times in the past are coming back to me. roasties and tracies and the ultimate ?>tfw no gf dammit i fuckin g ahte those years
>>28725472
Happy birthday Jake
>>28727966
my name isnt jake. plz no bully
>>28725472
Happy birthday my good dude
>>28728196
THANKS ANON FRIEND
I LOCVE U ROBOTS SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
>>28725472
Happy birthday!
I didn't have a birthday party last week, when I turned 30.
I don't know how to ask.
Anyway, happy birthday fellow robot. There's still time.
As for me, I'm going to eat ice cream until I don't have feelings anymore.
>>28728358
Also, I'll post a picture that makes me laugh
>>28728358
ive drank till i only feel good and horny. right now im challenging a army guy online to fight. happy birthday friend, i hope you had a decent day to urself
>>28728118
No bully. Had another bot last night named Jake who was also 22.
