Would you date a vampire girl?
>>28725222
>Would you date something that doesn't exist.
Well.
I mean.
Aren't we already doing that?
A supernatural gf to rescue me from this world would be pretty great, yeah.
>>28725222
I would date a goth girl who wasn't fucking completely insane and like bauhaus so probably
Vampires are ok but I'm more into umbrellas
>>28725222
Yes, even more if her pussy is really smelly and she lets me lick her armpits
after all the bitemarks on my neck, guess i had one ^^
Depends, what are the pros and cons?
>>28725222
Would you date a vampireDio?
>>28725222
Yes, but only if she doesn't put her cold hands on my back, I fucking hate that shit.
>>28725303
>I would date a goth girl who wasn't fucking completely insane
don't all of them ends up being into witchcraft and feminism shits?
>>28726114
Go back to r eddit, newfaggot
bloxlbox
>>28725222
Her right leg is off, it looks much longer than the left.
>>28725222
morphing into any girl you want
illusions and dream manipulation
wise personnality of +100 years old
why do you ask ?
>Shinobu will never sit on your lap, looking at you with devilish eyes on a pure maiden face
>She will never remove your shirt will suggesting calm thoughts in your mind
>She will never hug you and excuse herself before gently sucking your blood
>You will try to endure it the best you could to make it last forever
>She will never sob on your chest for pumping too much blood while you pat her head with your pale hand
>You will never look at her blood covered yet innocent face and tell her it will be ok
>She will never erase herself from your memories and hide in your closet
>She will never surprise you from behind while you're at your computer and ask
"Sorry anon... I tried... I-I just can't resist your neck... C-Can I sit on your lap ?"
>>28726142
Some of them are some of them aren't.
Luck of the draw
>>28725222
There is nothing more I want then to have a qt vamp girl turn me and spend eternity with me in luv.
>>28726588
I didn't know my dick could get this hard.
only if she turns me into one as well
>>28727058
Then why stop ?
>Shinobu will never wake you up for school, demanding pardon again for pumping too much blood
>She will never cook your breakfast to make it up for last night, feeling guilty of putting you late
>She will never serve large amount of juicy raw meat slices with a "you know why" grin
>She will never neck-kisses you while you eat, provoking a fear induced reaction in you
>You will never try to hide your boner and pretend it scares you more than it excites you
>She will never turn the kiss into a hickey, leaving a vividly apparent mark you can't hide
"I marked you anon... I-I don't like the scent of other woman on you... N-No-Now go to school or y-you will miss first period !"
>>28726588
you mean this scene ?
this one's still better
>>28726588
than
>>28728219
>>28725254
My right hand exists, though. But I guess we're more like FWBs.
>>28725338
you could stand under her, umbrrella -ella -ella
ey ey ey
>>28725222
Absofuckinglutely. I want immortality.
Why didn't Serana be with the Dragonborn? I mean, I get she didn't want to get married in a Temple but come on. The Dragonborn saved the world and freed her from her father. At least give him a shot. WHY SERANA, LOVE ME
>>28729518
Isn't there a way to get her to imply she wants to be fuckbuddies?
>>28729535
Really, how do you do that?
>>28729573
I've just heard there's some dialogue combo that changes her end game dialogue, kind of like how there's a dialogue path that makes her stop being a vampire.
>>28729624
Huh, next time I play Dawn Guard I'll have to make sure the Dragonborn gets a happy ending. Thanks Dovahnon
>>28728219
dont stop this is getting good.
>>28725222
>Would a vampire girl date me?
>>28729929
si senor
>Shinobu will never wave at you from your balcony, the wind caressing her summer dress
>She will never smile as this distraction will get you to hit your head into a bus stop
>You will never spend all your day thinking about that moment and the moments to come
>You will never touch your hickey in strange mixture of proud, anticipation, shame and arousal
>You will never be aggressed by a band of thug on your way home
>Shinobu will never come to the rescue and beat them all to death, then falling to the ground because it's still day time
>You will never ask her why made such a bold move and put her life in danger
>You will never beg her to suck the blood from the corpse lying by
>She will never answer you
"I will never suck anyone else blood. You're my only source of life anon... "
>>28730756
now I feel digusted because in every aspect it looks like a gender bender twilight
>tfw you just wrote a lolicon gender bender twilight story for r9k
>>28729929
he wanted something else I think
>>28728219
>>28726588
Shinobu doesn't usually stutter anon.
Remember, she belongs to the royalty.
Hell yeah, vampire girls are great.
>>28731504
I never watched this show, the scenario, the voice acting, the overall plot, the relationships, there's only thing I like about this it's the chara design,
but if you prefer a more erotic flavor, you can pretend that she is out of breath due to her excitment instead of stuttering, just like that :
Anon, I...I... I can... I can't resist
>>28726588
it gave me the feely feels thath feels feely, can I feel more ?
>>28731593
Is this a game? Can you do lewd things with a vampire girl?
>>28725222
I'd date a vampire girl. I'd date a really crazy girl. I'd date a completely insane girl. A serial murderer. A cannibal. Necrophile. Whatever.
I would NOT date a normie girl though. Or non crazy girl. Never.Any takers? I'm qt
i guess. i want a big booty spider girl to give me real chills though.
>>28732811
I'm attracted to crazy girls too, 3d crazy is pretty shit though
>>28732968
3D is better, it's real. A lot harder though. Lots of stress but it's rewarding.
>>28732175
Dracu-Riot! It's an eroge where all the main girls except 1 are vampires. You lewd them all.
>>28732811
Sir, you know not of what you ask! The maidens of roasted beef whom are plagued by lunacy may be gifted when making the beast with two back, but take heed! Their disposition holds no tranquility, but will wreak hellfire on the senses! Keep away, good Sir, keep away!
>>28733392
Sex is gross and bad. I like the maidens of lunacy I've dated them before it's nice
I would marry one
yes
she would be a shut-in because she can't see sunlight, perfect for me. i'd let her drink my blood too
Well...
>My only way to get sucked in one way or another.
Probs.
>ywn be a 2hu
>>28729219
Nah my man, I'm interested in the actual umbrella; the girl is just an accessory.I bet you didn't expect this, did you?
Yes I would.
orijinaru
>>28726087
NOT 2AM NOT 2AM NOT 2AM
