Does /r9k/ have an ideal girl.
What are her physical traits?
Any hobbies?
What would you talk about with her?
> qt, preferably big titted and with long hair
> mommy-like in private, lets me be the dominant one in public
> still loves to tease me in public
> loves to watch movies or tv-series with me
> loves to watch me play games / play with me
typical failed normie i guess
>>28724426
Dark hair + glasses + blunt bangs
We would read a lot. Ocassionaly go on adventures(just picking a direction and going)
Talk about sad music and philosophy and ways to fuck each other better
>>28724471
holy fuck oh my fucking god
There's a cute girl I met online at this streaming website called comfy . Zone
Should I ask her out?
>>28724426
Non-white and non-American for starters.
>>28724426
is not fat
makes the conversation because i am too autistic
face not repelling and i am fine
>>28724762
What is it Anon? What's wrong?
>>28724426
>Does /r9k/ have an ideal girl.
None particularly
>>28724833
>What is it Anon? What's wrong?
Y-you too....
Here's my ideal girl
>q t pi
>always smiling
>always happy
>probably ADHD or something
>a robot
damn id split her ass with my dick ANY day!
>>28724426
Eliza minus the whore, acne and shit tier teeth. Also maybe a bit higher (two inches would be enough)
normies, all of you.
>>28724923
This is a normie board now. Blx.
>>28724947
>>28724923
It was always a normie board.
>>28724833
>>28724471
extremely hot bababahat
>tiny and qt
>virgin
>loyal
>not insane
>>28724426
Only way pic related could be improved for me is lighter eyes
This one looks a bit like OP's and is my 11/10.
>>28724426
I find these threads really fucking stupid but you've broken me down, I'll make up some stupid shit to appease you.
>white
>5'9
>blue eyes
>FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH
>into being put in the ownzone manually
>plays bass or drums
>likes memes
>a little bit fucked up and sad so I can feel superior despite being a fucking trainwreck myself
Fuck you I'm going to bed.
>>28725082
>Kimberly Brix
Good taste in pornsluts, redheads with brown eyes make me diamonds. In my head it makes them look really lewd for some reason
>>28725082
funny, earlier today I fapped to her black cock sucking skills
Danielle sharp is such a qt. Feels good having so many pictures of her.
>>28724426
>white
>just a little bit of extra meat on her, enough to be curvy but not noticeably fat
>likes to play vidya and watch anime
>interested in one of philosophy, math, physics, or some other intellectual topic that we can have long discussions about
>understands the importance of having projects and things you're passionate about in life, beyond just working for a paycheck
>generally composed and independent in public but in private is sometimes willing to let down her defenses and become very submissive
>when I get her in the mood for it, she becomes my happy giggly little airheaded bimbo slut who wants to be a good wife and begs to get filled up by my cum
>always a little embarrassed about it afterwards, struggles a bit to accept her submissive side
>generally just a nice, kind person and not a huge bitch
well I'd say
>white (pale t b h)
>shiny dark brown eyes
>long, dark hair
>soft red lips
>short, stacked body, definitely not chubby or fat tho
well, I just described the girl of my first kiss, so I guess I'm pretty biased
>petite
>my height or a bit shorter. Not really into girls who are taller than me, but a little bit won't hurt
>has a sense of humor, doesn't get easily offended
>similar political beliefs is a plus
>independent, but not a bitch
>wants to be my girlfriend and best friend that I can talk to about anything
>enjoys sex and cuddling
>should like me as much as I like her
can probably think of more, but I'm sad now
It's never gonna happen
>>28725146
Will you dump some/
She's my ideal girl
>>28724749
Oh anon I'd love to read with you
>>28724426
Yeah, but she doesn't exist.
Ashley is my ideal girl
>leggy
>blonde
>has a cute girlpenis
>>28724999
she's so qt ;_;
I love my Danielle folder.
This girl, Sky Ferreira
Don't even like her music that much, just think she's really cute
>>28727321
grimeth is much better
>>28727631
Thats ok if you think so anon
>black hair, emo/goth looking. Any girl that would look like Raven from teen titans would make my dick diamonds
>Preferably an alright ass, I don't really care about tit size though.
>Weight: skinny to chubby/thick is all good, BBW is a no-go though
Eh
>tfw you'll never have a GF again who's so poor she DIDNT HAVE A CELLPHONE
>tfw you had the ideal GF and now she's dead
rip danielle :( should have wifed you before you OD'd.
>>28724426
She looks like Tessa without that tramp stamp and a little more ass. She's straightforward, honest and loyal. She's got a cursory interest in games or whatever but has hobbies of her own. She pulls me around to do things sometimes but has interests in activities other than clothes shopping, I can take it for a bit but I can't stand spending an entire day doing something so banal.
She's not particularly clingy and doesn't expect me to be particularly warm or excitable. She's also open to trying lactation play and eventually wants kids.
>>28724426
>>28724445
>>28724485
you're pretty much posting them
except with thicker, darker eyebrows (virtually same shape), fuller lips, and darker eye color (bright brown, hazel, or dark olive).
I will be her hobby as well as everything she talks about.
my gf of course
she is a super qt in every single way every single day tbqh
This is my gf, she is perfect to me. Japanese, watches anime, plays videogames, and had never dated a guy before me and is small and submissive.
>>28724426
Not really. I like white girls with dyed black hair the most, though. Something about it is very attractive to me.
